This fanfiction now my second most viewed. with more than 4,000. Will it break 'Peter, Sonic, and Link: The Cross-Over Crystals' views of 5,766? Probably. I mean, I'm putting more effort into that series and yet this more popular. I wrote this chapter in thirty minutes.
Chapter 7: Kid Icarus part 1
"We're seriously doing our game next?" asked Pit.
"Looks like we have to introduce some more common characters now." said Palutena.
"Well I just hope whoever's going to be season regulars; it's not our last bad guy."
Hades
"Hello Pitty Pat."
"Oh come on!" Pit sat down irritated. "Hades, go home! You're a spoiler."
"Oh please, who haven't heard of me already?" Hades taunted. "Besides, who can hide this handsome troll face?" Hades looked up into the heavens. "Oh Pretty Palutena. Mind telling Pitty Pat here my attacks?"
Palutena sighed. "Whatever … Pit. Be careful of his standard attack, he will throw one Underworld minion at a time."
"You mean like King Dedede?"
"Yes, but the Underworld Army is more affective."
"That's an understatement." said Hades.
"He will throw in Miks, Specknoses, Komaytos, and Uranoses."
"Hold right there. This is a Nintendo game!"
"I don't get it." Said Pit.
"Also watch out of his Final Smash, Pit." warned Palutena.
"Let me guess. He goes straight into my head and talk." joked Pit.
"Yes…."
"W-What?!"
Hades laughed. "I'm sorry; we have to cut my part short. If this keeps on, I'll just overshadow everyone else."
Eggplant Wizard
"Palutena, how can a common enemy be a fighter in Smash?"
"Because he's the most annoying enemy you've faced, besides yours truly."
"Hades! What are you doing here?"
"Me? Now let's see. I'm the best character in the game. I was the reason for the plot, well minus the Aurum and Chaos Kin. The Chaos Kin was your fault."
"Stop spoiling it!"
"And of course you went through a lot just to take me down. I'm just as important as you are, Pat."
Pit decided to just give up. "Sure, why not throw in a guide I don't like talking to. Because the others were just too perfect for me."
"Something tells me you've triggered the fan girls again."
"Oh no! What I do this time!" Pit turned to Eggplant Wizard. "Save me!"
Poseidon
"Poseidon, God of the Sea. I haven't heard from you since you got me in the Seafloor Palace."
"Good to see you Pit. I've heard your tale about taking down the Underworld Army."
"So how have you been?"
"I'm glad you ask. After you have defeated Thanatos, I came across my own adventure where I teamed up with a man dress as a bat and fought against a poisonous sea dinosaur that breathed blue fire. Then I went to a small town located in a forest area and met a pair of adventurous twin children who calls themselves 'Mystery Twins'. That's where we've faced off against this evil dream demon who revealed that-"
"Guess who!"
"Hades!"
"How dare you interrupt my tale!" shouted Poseidon.
"Hello, Put-aside of the Seas. I'm just here to break the fourth wall like this!" Hades then took out a pencil and drew a thin line underneath.
Thanatos
"Well if it isn't Pit. I still hold a grudge against you!" Thanatos said to Pit.
Pit just stood there in a trance like stare.
"Pit?"
Pit snapped out of his trance. "Oh, sorry. For some reason I've imagined you as a giant, talking, sippy cup."
"A what?"
Hades then popped up. "I don't know what has gotten in your head, Pit. But I wished I did it. Now what else do you see?"
"Well, I see another version of you, Hades. And there's this mouse and a lawsuit. ….. why did I eat that Floor Sushi?"
"Well snap out if it and I'll tell you how to defeat this guy." Hades gave Pit instructions on Thanatos's weaknesses. "Now just throw these glowing fruits at him. If it looks like he's growing bigger and badder with each thrown, then you're just not throwing enough."
"Uhhh, yeah. I really hate when that happens." Thanatos said with a smile. "I also make this face when I'm scared."
Pit felt his head. "Well ….. whatever you say! Hades, God of Light."
Hades then whispered to one of his minions to get more Floor Sushi.
Medusa
"Well well well. We meet again."
Medusa folded her arms. "Palutena's pet. Looks like we will be facing off one-on-one."
"Twenty bucks on Pit." said Hades.
"Great. Now you're bidding against …. Her?" Pit and Medusa look into the sky. "You think I'll win?"
"Well, you're the player and Medusa's set at level one just for this little interview."
"Level 1?!" Medusa's eyes glowed red with anger. "What is the meaning of this? I am the Goddess of Darkness!"
"Saaaaay." Pit placed his hand on his chin. "If you're the Goddess of Darkness, which is evil. And you Hades are the ruler of the Underworld, so then who really have more authority?"
Hades and Medusa looked at each other. "I do!" they both said. "No, me!" "I'll rather die than having you as my master!" The two dark deities started shooting dark powers at each other as Pit walked way slowly.
"I'll come back and take down the weak victor." He said slowly.
"Well, it took us a while to realize what Pit was planning. Clever Pat." Hades held out his arms. "Well jokes on him, I'm a regular now! See you real soon. And now I will present to you all something amazing. Homework!"
7-21-5-19-19 23-8-15 9-19 14-15-23 1 6-1-14 15-6 7-18-1-22-9-20-25 6-1-12-12-19
"Try decoding this. Here's a hint; replace 7 with G."
End of Chapter
