Beware Metroid series spoilers

Question Time!

This is part of the show where I answer questions of reviewers with no profile.

Harp: "Whare is Magnis?"

Magnis. I don't know who that is. And what's a whare.

But that does sound like Magnus, he'll be featured in part two.

Guest: "Are you going to do another chapter for the other cut characters not mentioned. What about Lucas or the pokemon trainer. And don't forget Snake the one who had this gag back in brawl."

Yes I will. But don't pray for an official release date.

Link543: So, incase you take suggestions, here are some.

Sonic The Hedgehog – Meh, probably.

Dragon Ball Z – Get out!

Naruto – Get out!

Family Guy – Are you serious?

American Dad – Better than Family Guy right now.

Futurama – Cool, but does this look like a video game to you?

Street Fighter – I'm not too familiar with the canon. I only know M. Bison from that Death battle.

Mortal Kombat – Don't know the canon that well.

Metroid – Read the title

Kirby – one day

Kingdom Hearts – I actually had thought about doing one just about Master Xenahnort in memory of Leonard Nimoy

Final Fantasy – I've only played FF 8. No.

Dragon Quest – I've only played DQ 9 and Monster Joker.

This is only meant for Nintendo franchises. I might stretch out to Sonic, Metal Gear, Mega Man, and Pac-Man when I think of material.

I did have thoughts about a spin-off with non-video game characters thou. But don't you dare bring DBZ into a Smash Bros discussion again!

Chapter 8: Metroid

Metroid

"Now Pit, don't you dare call this a Komayto!" Viridi warned Pit.

"Alright, I won't. But how will this guy fight? All he does is suck heads." Pit wondered out loud.

"Actually what you see is just one form a Metroid can take over its life cycle." explained Viridi. "This is a Mature Metroid that grew from an infant. The others are Alph, Gamma, Zeta, and Omega. I suggest having a Zeta as a fighter."

"Really, I heard from Samus that it can also be a queen."

"Well only Metroids with the proper genes can become queens. But enough about the wonders of nature, let's talk strategy! They are vulnerable to low temperatures and will freeze easily."

"Awww, but I don't have ice attacks." pouted Pit. "I miss the Ice Climbers."

"Well you better have a Freezie handy, cause this one's hungry for angel …. Life energy?"

Anthony

"Woah, this guy has a gun." Pit said with excitement.

"Pit, his name is Anthony Higgs. He's a Galatic Federation solder and a good friend of Samus Aran." said Palutena. "He comes equipped with a variety of weapons. His main weapon is his Plasma Gun. It's powerful, but does take a while to recharge."

"Well tough luck for him, my arrows are infinite!"

"Don't get cocky. He's brave enough to stand up to Ridley and survived a fall to a lava pit."

"Well I survived lava too."

"Without taking damage."

"Really, well ….. what's his catchphrase."

"Remember me?"

"…..Yeah, I remember you, Lady Palutena. How can I forget just now?"

"No, that's his catchphrase."

"How can I forget just now?"

"I'm not driving this joke any farther."

"What joke?"

Dark Samus

"Hey Samus, where'd you get the cool suit?"

"Pit, that's not Samus. That's Dark Samus! A Metroid Prime mutated by one of Samus's power-ups." warned Palutena.

"A Metroid … Prime?! That does not sound good."

"Correct, it has attacks Samus herself cannot use and can corrupt living creatures."

"Well any pointers to beat this thing?"

"Well ….. I haven't played Metroid Prime 2 and hadn't finished 3."

"You're joking, right?"

"No, I'm not."

Pit looked at Dark Samus and gulped. "Well, shouldn't be too hard. It's not that scary."

SA-X

"There you are Samus, I just fought Dark Samus and DAAAAAH! Your eyes!"

"Sorry, angel boy. It fooled you." said Hades. "That's an evil parasite that stolen Sissy Samus's power suit called an X Parasite. You may refer to this fighter as SA-X."

"Oooooookaaaaay. Any weaknesses?"

"Nope. You'll just have to run away and pray to Pretty Palutena it does not find you."

"It's staring at me."

"Don't worry, you didn't get it mad. It just want to kill you for fun so that its parasite buddies can possess your dead body."

"My WHAT! I'm out of here!"

"Wait just a moment, I didn't tell you about its Final Smash!"

"I'm not listening. Blah blah blah! Oh Uh, I fell off the stage!"

GAME!

Melissa Bergman

"She's pretty, I wonder if she's single …. She's not human, is she?"

"Correct, Pit." said Palutena. "Her name is Melissa Bergman. She's an android with the memories of Mother Brain."

"Mother Brain? That giant brain that shoots cheerios? "

"Correct, she has the powers to command Metroids and other monsters. She also has incredible strength, careful when she throws you off stage."

"O.K. So how hard to I have to hit it to knock her out?"

"One shot."

"…Really, just one shot?"

"Correct."

"Wow …. That's disappointing."

"That's what they get for focusing on story more than gameplay ….. actually the story was very weak but the gameplay was good with a few annoyances."

"You lost me."

Little Birdie

"Awww, it's adorable." said Pit.

"Yes he is, yes he is." said Palutena.

"I just want to cuddle it!" said Viridi.

Pit patted the creature. "Just look at those little eyes and those bird feet. Its white fur is so soft when a large lizard's tearing open the skin from inside and WHAT IS THAT!?" Pit jumped back as a large purple lizard with white fur on its back emerge from within the small creature. "Why didn't I see this coming? Of course it's going to be another blood-thirsty monster."

Mysterious Creature

"Hades here. Just letting you know that all you have to do is shoot that hook tails of his."

"Put's it's moving out of control and … why does this monster look familiar."

Palutena and Viridi noticed this too. "Yes, I've seen this somewhere, got anything Viridi?"

"Hmmmm, Well I know it's holding Pit down to deal the final blow, but that's all I have."

"Now Pity-Pat, shoot the hook tail."

"It …. Won't … stay still!"

The hook tail lunged at Pit and started acting weird.

"Look, our Mysterious Creature is Evolving!"

It shed its own skin again and now has large wings, a muscular human-like body, and a pterodactyl head wait a minute.

Ridley

Everyone's, including Hades, had their jaws on the ground.

"THAT'S RIDELY!"

Hades flipped through a book. "This got no troll comment on this!"

Pit pinched between his eyes. "Hold on! Ridley; the one that people where arguing about this whole time, whom Sakurai stated he's too big, has a Pokemon life cycle …. With smaller sizes?!"

"Did anyone played Other M?" asked Palutena.

"I haven't, and is this supposed to be some kind of huge spoiler?!" asked Viridi.

Hades continued to flipped though the book. "He's big as poo, tears are delicious. Nothing about this is written here."

Pit walked toward the screen. "So you mean to tell me that Ridley's life stages can be changed to human size which can look normal, and he still wasn't included?

"How many arguments, how many videos, how many electricity wasted?!" shouted Viridi.

"And Mewtwo is the only DLC character and Sakurai deserves a break." said Palutena. "Well this was overlooked, but we should all be glad at what was brought to use."

Viridi, Pit, and Hades calmed down. "Pretty Palutena has a point."

"True, it's just this one character." said Viridi.

"Well …. The furball and lizard probably won't have a lot of moves to use, but the Final Smash can be Ridley and ….. I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA!" Pit's booming voice hurt the ears of the Deities. "There can be this Smash Bros. Spinoff where all the giant characters fight off in a Kaiju-movie set. They can have full Grown Ridley, Metal Face, Yellow Devil, Palkia, Giga Bowser, Porkey's statue, and more!"

"Wow, Pit. That's actually a good idea." said Viridi.

"Wonderful idea, Pit." said Palutena.

"I'll say, but what do you know, Sakurai's on vacation and I don't think he'll hand over the rights to just anyone."

Pit thought for a moment. "Meh, I'll make it!"

"Good luck with that." said Viridi.

"Sakurai won't like that." said Palutena.

Pit smiled. "What's he gonna-"

End of Chapter

A/N: Just to let you all know, Ridley/Any new Metroid Character is my fourth most wanted. I was neutral on the size argument, and actually believed Adolescent Ridley will be playable. Oh well.