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Chapter 11: Sonic the Hedgehog

Tails

"Woah, it's Tails!" Pit said with glee.

"Correct, Pit." said Lady Palutena. "His full name is Miles Prower and has been Sonic's best friends for years."

"Wait, Miles Pr-ower? I see what his parents did there." Pit snickered.

"Yes, it is funny." Palutena giggled. "But don't underestimate him despite his name. He's a skilled mechanic who has built his own airplane. He could probably be carrying a dimensional-warping laser up his glove."

"Gotcha, but what about those tails of Tails? How can he fly by spinning those around? Doesn't that hurt like the underwold?"

"I think you have more things to worry about."

"Oh, his attacks." Pit clenched his fist. "Let me guess. His flying and high speed can be countered by powerful and timed attacks? And he needs time to send out his robot army, am I right?"

"No, there is no use fighting him." Palutena stated in a serious tone.

"What do you mean?" Pit gulped.

"He's invincible. Fighting him is futile."

"WHAT!? No fair! I call O.P.!"

"All is fair in love and war. Good luck." Palutena said with a smile.

"But this isn't love, nor war! Help me!"

Dr. Eggman

"Pit, you know who this villain is, right?" asked Palutena.

"Why shouldn't I? It's Doctor Robotnik."

"Uhhh, his name is Dr. Eggman."

"Eggman? But didn't the instructions says Robotnik?"

"I don't know. Some legal issues between Japan and America. But that won't matter. He's capable of many attacks. That Egg Carrier he's in can toss explosive robots, swing a ball in chain, and-"

"Bowser Jr. Clone" Pit sighed. "Does he have a cool Final Smash?"

"Yes. When he obtains the Smash Ball, he will summon his Death Egg Robot. He'll fire his fists at you and jump high in the air to smash you."

"That's good to know." said Pit. "If you'll excuse me, I have to write down a list of egg-puns."

Amy Rose

"Who's this pink hedgehog girl?" asked Pit.

"That's the short-fuse fangirl of Sonic, Amy Rose." said Viridi. "You should insult Sonic, I'm sure that Piko-Piko Hammer is just for show."

"Nice of you to care." Pit said sarcastically. "But does she really believe she's Sonic's girlfriend?"

"Yeah. I mean she practically hunts Sonic down. It's really unhealthy." Viridi shook her head. "But I wasn't kidding when I called her 'short-fused'. She's a vicious fighter that thrives on her own anger. She can't spin dash or runs as fast as Sonic, but she can jump high and deliver powerful landing blows."

"Really, I bet she's a huge help on Sonic's Team."

"… She's ….. She's something alright."

"So she doesn't have a lot of fans? Does she?"

"I think her fans are just people who sees here as comedy relief and shippers."

"Shippers? Don't get me started with them. Have you seen who they ship from our universe?"

"Yes. Like you and me. That would never happen."

They both remain silent …

Metal Sonic

"A robot Sonic, that's so awesome!" Pit grinned.

"Ugh, I bet it runs on fossil fuel." Viridi said with disgust. "Or worse, little cute animals trapped inside him!"

"Little cute animals? That fiend! I'll free them all!"

"Metal Sonic. The most ruthless of all of Eggman's robots. He will stop at nothing to destroy Sonic, even betraying his own creator."

"That's terrible. And I thought the Sonic games were supposed to be light hearted."

"I guess you spend those twenty-five years under a rock." Viridi sighed. "His V. Maximum Overdrive Attack involves covering himself with electricity and twirl towards you. Which must shock the poor animals. His Ring Spark Field also covers himself with electricity, but instead he stays mid-air and showers bolts of lightning. He's fast and has high defense. Attack him with whatever powerful attacks you have and dodge when he's about to attack."

"Alight, but if he gets a Metal Box, would he become Metal Metal Sonic?"

Knuckles

"This guy looks tough." said Pit.

"That will be Mr. Gullible himself, Knuckle Head." said Hades. "Ever since he first trusted Eggman, which I must add was the first person he met ever, he is now doomed to fall for all his tricks. It's like they just hired new writers and only read part of the original script."

"Really, I guess Knuckle Head would be easy to defeat."

"Don't go just yet. He can glide like MetaKnight and Charizard used to do, and just running towards you will hurt from his spiked claws. He can also Spin-Dashed like the blue rodent and dig up items. Just tell him to go jump off a cliff, his wittle mind won't process long enough to realize it was a trick."

"Hey, I can hear everything!" shouted Knuckles. "I'll show you a thing or two!"

"Did I forget to mention his short temper? The more names you call him, the redder his face gets. It's just so adorable."

Shadow

"Does everyone have a dark doppelganger?" asked Pit.

"Pretty much." said Palutena. "But this one is special. He is the Ultimate Lifeform."

"I hope someone else gave him that title other than himself."

"Don't worry, he's not that full of his own hype. He actually can take care of himself and helped Sonic save the worlds multiple times. But that title wasn't just from some buddy. He was created in a lab fifty years ago by Eggman's grandfather to cure every single disease and blah blah blah Chaos Emeralds blah blah blah Maria blah blah blah Black Doom blah blah blah G.U.N. blah blah blah huge mistake blah blah blah revenge blah blah blah lizard on life support blah blah blah cloned or was saved blah blah."

"Palutena, what are you doing?"

"Skipping his backstory. It's too long. Just know he lost a dear friend due to a false conspiracy, but everything's better now. Smile!"

"He's not smiling."

"That's normal for him. Just give a good fight and maybe you'll last longer."

"Wait, what?! Is he invincible too?"

"Nope, just another O.P. character."

With that, Pit sighed in defeat.

Princess Sally

"I am not reading those non-canon comics." said Pit. "But if I had my own comic series, that would be different. The Game Master does not nor will ever count!"

The Other Characters

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, … I give up."

"But you haven't faced Silver yet." informed Hades. "You just need to collect a few rings, go to a corner, and wait for him to do a physical attack. If you notice objects floating around him including yourself, that's just your imagination. Oh, and don't reset the mission."

Hades then pointed at big cat. "Or you can listen to that cat's beautiful voice forever. Or maybe you can race those birds. Or perhaps make that kid the main character. Or watch that princess and Sonic …. Alright, let's wrap this up."

End of Chapter