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I am so sorry about the sonic chapter! I had no idea I accidently posted chapter 9 for chapter 11. I was too busy with life and a few other fanfictions during the end of the spring semester and summer to even notice! That was also the reason why I haven't updated in a while.

As if right now, I have already fixed the mistake and will make sure this will not happen again.


Young Link

"Oh no. What have they done to you, Toon Link?" Pit dropped to his knees in sorrow. "I'll make them pay!"

"Hold on there, Pit. That's someone else."

"Oh." Pit quickly stood up and made himself formal. "I knew that."

"Sure sure." Palutena teased. "This is the child form of the Hero of Time."

"Wait, you mean the one that faced Majora?" asked Pit. "Oh boy! He must have all those mask powers!"

"Pit."

"He could probably turn into a Deku and shoot nuts to stun his opponents and float in the air with those flowers."

"Piiiit."

"Or use the strength of the Goron mask to crush bad guys, spin around like Sonic, and smash stuff with his hammer."

"Pit, you-"

"And that Zora mask. He can shoot boomerangs and can control water."

"Pit, you don't-"

"And last but not least, his Final Smash can be Fierce Diety Link!"

"PIT!"

Pit looked up. "You say something?"

"Pit, Young Link was just a clone. He's practically Toon Link."

Young Link became depressed.

"See, now look what you did. You made him cry."

"I can here you too, lady." said Young Link sniffling.

"Wait, you can?!"


Snake

"Snaaaake? Snaaaaaake? SNAAAAAA-"

"Oh shut up!" Snake grunted. "It's bad enough I wasn't included in Smash 4, but now Konami's acting like (bleep) ….. what was that?"

"That bleep came from yours truly." Hades spoke. "I'm trying to keep that K rating."

"What are you talking about?"

"Oh I thought you've learned by now from Psycho Mantis."

"I don't understand a word you say."

"O.K., be that way." Hades snickered. "Enjoy your imaginary life of free will."

Pit sighed. "Don't let him get to you, trust me." Pit then became determine. "Alright, got any new toys?"

"He has the power of being left behind!" said Hades.

"You (bleep) STOP DOING THAT!"

"Oh how I wish I was doing this with Roy. But now he's on the roster with Mewtwo and what do you know, Ryu and not you!"

"R-R-Ryu?! Are you kidding me!?"

"No he is not." said Pit.

"Don't tell him about the bonus from amiibo sales." Hades whispered loudly. "Please, hate me as much as you want. I needed some vitamins."


Pokemon Trainer

"Long time no see Pokemon Trainer. And you too Squirtle and Ivysaur …. Why do you guys have picket signs about Charizard in pain?"

"Pit, don't let them get near Charizard." said Palutena. "They're thirsty for vengeance."

"I knew this day will come!" Pit held his arrow out. "Take it easy. We only want to-"

Pokemon Trainer quickly ordered Squirtle to use Water Gun. Then Ivysaur charged his solar beam when Pit was distracted.

"Oh no!" As the beam was fired, a heavily light blocked the attack. "Palutena?" The light died down to reveal not the Goddess of Light, but Viridi.

"I'm not here to save you, Pit." said Viridi.

"Yes she is." said Hades.

"Shut your mouth!" Viridi glared at Pokemon Trainer. "I'm here to punish this human for enslaving animals." Viridi held her Scythe at the child. "Wait, you're a child? What kind of parents let their kids tame wild animals?"

"For the record; their parents let them travel the worlds to collet Pokemon." said Palutena.

"They what?!" Viridi ran forward and grabbed the Pokemon Trainer by the wrist. "Come on, I'm having a word with your parents."

Pokemon Trainer tried to break free from Viridi's surprisingly strong grip as Squrtle and Ivysaur followed.

"Well that was something." Pit rubbed the back of his neck. "And yeah. Why would anyone allow minors to go off on their own? Heck, they might as well have them fight in wars or become generals or something."

"Yep, the nerve of some people." said Palutena.


Meowth

"Prepare for trouble!" sung Palutena.

"And Make it double!" sung Pit.

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all peoples within our nation!"

"Do denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Palutena!"

"Pit!"

"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"

"Meo-"

"Hades, that's right!"

"Hades, you ruined it!" shouted Palutena and Pit.

"Hades, blasting off again!"

"We need a restraining order." said Pit.

End