Animal Crossing part 1

Tom Nook

"Palutena. Who's the raccoon?"

"That's Tom Nook." answered the Goddess of Light. "And depending on where you live, he's either a raccoon or a tanuki."

"A raccoon or a tanuki?" Pit rested his chin on his fist. "Is 4kids back in business again?"

"Thankfully no, but Tom Nook is going to be quite an opponent, for your wallet."

"Why do you say that?" The concern Pit asked, holding his wallet.

"He runs the only shop in the/your/other people's village."

"Wait, what was that?"

"His shop is the only place where you can buy tools, furniture, wallpaper, rugs, anything that doesn't involve clothes. He also runs mortgages as well. You can say he monopolized the whole place."

"O.K. but at least I don't live there, where or whatever you said about it."

"I'm sorry Pit." Palutena said with a smile. "I assigned you to that specific location. Now you'll have to work for Tom Nook to pay off your new house's debt."

"Wait, moving? Working? Debt?!"

"Oh and be careful when he throw those heavy money bags at you. They're not yours to keep, thou."

"Wait hold on. I didn't sign up for this!"

"And he's very good and burying Pit Falls around. You wouldn't want to get stuck when you leave a nice clean 50 dollar bill far off your reach."

"Stop, explain!"

"And I think he can fly too."

Pit felt his heart, ready to collapse. "Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How?!"

Mable and Sable Able

"Huh, another duo fighter and they're both hedgehogs."

"They are Mable and Sable, the Able Sisters." said Palutena. "Both Tailors at the/your/other person's village."

Pit gave her an odd look. "Ooooookeeeeeey. So what can they do?"

"Knit you a sweater of doom!" said Palutena. "And watch out for their evil ball of yarns that attracts vicious kitties."

"Ha ha. Very funny." Pit said unamused, but then swiftly switched emotions. "W-Wait. Are they witch tailors?"

"Could be." said Palutena.

Pit sighed miserably. "Why do I have to be gullible around you?"

"Because I'm your employer."

Pit smiled. "Well then, what can you tell me about their special attacks?"

"Well the Able Sisters does have a third sibling that's right behind you with a Home-Run Bat."

"Ha, like I'll fall for-"

(POW)

Blanca

"Dehhaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Pit tumbled over. "Her face is missing?!"

"Wow, what an amazing deformity." Viridi said with aw. "And it was able to reach this current age in its life. Simply astonishing!"

"But, but how do I fight it?" Pit asked nervously.

"Well that's something to think about. Without a face, she must adapt beyond expectation to survive." Viridi folded her arms and snickered. "She must be a trained assassin, ready to clip your useless wings."

"Again with the wings?" Pit held his wings close. "But is there anything I can do?"

"Why not draw her a new face?" Viridi jokily asked.

"Great idea!" Pit took out a paint set and drew all over Blanka's face. "Ta da!"

Viridi was getting herself ready to laugh her butt off, but froze in amazement as she gazed upon a beautiful portrait of Lady Palutena.

"What, you thought it was going to be hilariously bad?" Pit said with a smirk with a paintbrush in his mouth.

Gracie

"A fashion designer giraffe? Wonder what attacks she can do."

"Wanna know something, Pitty Pat?" Hades asked.

"Oh what now?" Pit folded his arms in annoyance.

"That lady is actually a man."

"WHAT?!" Pit tipped over. "What do you mean?!"

"You heard my mighty voice right. That there is a he."

"Let me guess." Pit picked himself up. "Western changes?"

"Yep!"

Pit felt his head. "Can I go now?"

Isabelle

"Awwww." Pit's eyes sparkled. "She's so cute!"

"And here I thought men are supposed to act tough and punch cute things." said Viridi.

"Hey, we're allowed to like cute things too." Pit huffed.

"Well I do agree she is adorable, but don't let her looks not fool you."

"Trying to trick me?"

"No, I mean the only thing she does that considers fighting is throwing stuff, and by stuff I mean just food."

"Food? Alright?!" Pit opened his mouth wide and swallowed what Isabelle threw, which turned out to be a beehive. "Wha- Ahhhhhhhh!"

Viridi just burst out laughing. "I tip my hat to you, Isavelle."

Blathers and Celeste

"So these are the two owls that run the museum." said Pit. "And the little one is adoooorable!"

"She's just too cute!" said Palutena. "Which lies your greatest threat."

"What?" Pit whimpered.

"That cuteness is a distraction to hide the real threat, Blathers."

"The older brother?" Pit looked at Blathers sleeping. "But he can't even say up during the day."

"And that's another distraction." Palutena smiled. "He's actually harnessing the powers of dreams."

"Dreams?!" Pit looked around. "What will happen when he has enough?"

"When he is fully empowered, he'll use his newfound strength to revive all the dinosaurs."

"You…. You're making this up!" Pit laughed. "I might have fallen for the hedgehogs, but not this time!"

"Are you really sure…."

"….. No."

"Ha, gullible!" Palutena laughed. "Those two just collect artifacts and look up in the stars. You're too easy, Pit."

"Hey, cut that out!" Pit blushed with embarrassment.

"I'll love too, but that face you're making is far cutter than Celeste."

"HEY, take that back!" Pit's face turned darker.

"O.K., Celeste will be far cuter than you'll ever be."

"Thanks …. Hey wait a minute."

Resetii

"Oh Nooooooo!" Pit felt like fainting. "Why does it have to be this guy?"

"Because I personally delivered him to you on a silver platter." said Hades. "Mr. Resetii is the most feared Animal Crossing character in the world. He teaches kids to always save and to waste time. Did I mention is now one of my minions?"

"Him, a minion?!" Pit asked with disbelief.

"That's right, kid!" shouted Resetii. "Now apologize to Hades for beating him in your last game."

"What, never!" Pit tried walking away, but his feet became stuck in place. "Hey, what gives?"

"That's Mr. Resetii for ya." Hades said. "Now apologize for being mean to me."

"But you're the bad guy!" shouted Pit.

"That doesn't sound like an apology." shouted Resetii.

"Maybe because it isn't." Pit stuck his tongue out. "There's no way I'll be nice to Hades."

"Well good luck staying there for the rest of your life." said Resetii.

"I will, thank you very much."

(3 Hours Later)

"Fine, fine. I give." Pit cleared his throat "I'm sorry." Pit said miserably and starved.

"Doesn't sound convincing enough. Say it again!"

"I hate you."

"Awww, I hate you too." said Hades.

(6 Hours Later)

"That doesn't sound like you really reeeaaaally reeeeeeaaaaallllllllllly mean. Say it again!"

"Lady Palutena, strike me down now."

End of Chapter