Chapter 14: Final Fantasy

Squall

"O.K. I'm ready to face the representative for Final Fantasy!" Pit said; eager to face his new challenge.

"Pit … That's not him." Palutena spoke.

"What are you talking about? He's on the cover." Pit held up a case for the game. "See, Final Fantasy Veee"

"Those are the roman numbers, Pit. It says 8." Palutena sighed. "You bought the wrong game."

"Wrong game?" Pit looked at the gunblade wielding man. "Right …. That other guy was blonde. So who's this?

"I'm just going to make this short." Palutena said. "Each Final Fantasy game is just like a different Marvel comic series."

"Really, but then why is he here?" Pit pointed at Squall. "What the heck's happening?"

"Newsflash!" said Hades. "The author accidentally downloaded the next game with this wannabe emo."

"Shut up!" shouted Viridi.

"Are you serious?" Pit groaned as he collapsed to the ground. "So he has little to know information about Final Fantasy VII?"

"Just the internet famous spoilers." Hades said. "Here's a hint. Jog around while you pray, or just watch Game Theory and cry louder."

Pit slapped his head. "Now we're doomed."

"Oh there is hope." Hades spoke. "The author is watching the abridged series."

"This is a K rated story!" shouted Pit.

"Shut up the both of you!" shouted Viridi.

Moogle

"Awwwww." Pit said to the adorable white coated creature with the red nose. "It's a Nopon."

"Moogle." Viridi corrected him.

"Are we still doing Final Fantasy?" asked Pit, guessing at how much he'll butcher.

"Yep, but these are the common creatures of the F. F. canons." Viridi held her hand out. "They own shops and construct shields, wands, and keychains."

"Keychains? That's not useful."

"Yes they are."

"Oh yeah, how?" Pit asked, being snooty.

"They can upgrade the key."

"And how are house keys going to save the day?"

"I don't know. They might unlock …. A door to light?"

"Door to light? That's brilliant!" shouted Pit with glee. "We can use this door to light to blind our enemies and then we'll go for the kill!"

"Yes …. That's it."

Chocobo

"I got this one." Pit said as he scratches his head. "…. It's defiantly not a Yoshi."

"That yellow and beautiful bird is called a Chocobo." said Virid. "The humans of the Final Fantasy Worlds enslave these creatures because they're too lazy to walk. How shameful."

"Coming from the Goddess of Nature who's has her servant use the Lightning Chariot." Pit folded his arm and gave a smug face.

"Those horses choose to carry the Chariot. I'm not against Free Will."

"What does that movie have to do with this?"

"Ugh."

Cid

"Uhhhh, why are there so many Cids?" Pit looked around the different people all named Cid. "I think one of them is owned by Disney."

"Mwa ha ha!"

"Let me figure this out." Palutena looked at them. "I think one of them can fix Gummi Ships.

"Gummi Ships? Ships made from candy? I want a bite."

"We better move onto the next."

Lightning

"She's cute. So what's here name?" Pit asked happily.

"That's Lightning." Palutena said. "…. The author just started playing F. F. XIII and so far he's giving it a 'meh'."

"Why are we even doing this?"

Bhuzl blab blah blah

"Wait a minute." Palutena said. "He's from the XIII-3

"133? They made that many games?!" Pit asked in shock.

"No Pit. He's ….. he's a spoiler."

"Yikes!" Pit shouted. "Hide him and …. But his theme song is catchy and crazy."

"Next one."

Neku

"Leave me alone…." The boy named Neku said.

"Geese, what's with this guy?" Pit asked.

"Well for starters he's not from Final Fantasy." Palutena said. "Secondly, the author also just started playing his game.

Pit groaned loudly. "Can we please move onto something the author knows by heart?"

Sora

"No way, it's Sora!" Pit spoke with amazement. "The Key to Light and the End of Everyone's Suffering!"

"And all those amazing spells and key wielding techniques. He's defiantly a unique fighter." Palutena said. "He's just like a junior Robin."

"And not to forget the Limit Forms; Valor, Wisdom, Master, Anti! So much fun!"

"And his Final Smash, those Amusement Park Rides." Palutena added.

"…. We're done here, are we?"

"Yes we are." Palutena sighed.

End of Chapter

A/N: ….. It's true; I'd never played the seventh. Don't give me that look, no one can play all games ….. yeah you can give me that look for just making this whole chapter a complete joke. I regret nothing! Bwa ha ha!