"ZZZZZzZZZZZzzzz."

"Piiiiiiit. Oh Piiiiiiiiiiiit."

"Mmmm. I love you too …. Whoever I got paired with."

"Oh Pit." Palutena walked over to a stereo set and jacked it up. "Ahem." She tapped on the microphone. "GET UP, PIT!"

Pit leaped out of bed from the sudden waking call. "You'll pay for stealing my breakfast, Hades!" The bed headed angel glanced around his room and noticed Palutena. "….Morning Palutena." Pit's face turned red from the awkward moment.

"Pit, do you have any idea how long you've slept?" Palutena sternly asked.

"N…No."

"So do I." Palutena sighed. "Well at least it was a good idea to put this stereo set in your room."

"Yeah. Good plan." The exhausted Pit felt his messy hair in annoyance. "So should we get this Guidance thing started again?"

"Of course Pit. We have a lot to catch up on." Palutena took out a list. "We'll have to do Animal Crossing again, Xenoblade Chronicles, F-Zero, Star Fox, Fire Emblem, Ballot Losers …. But I'm not too sure we can do Bayonetta. I know she's an Umber Witch, but I'm not too familiar with her world."

"Why not a contest?" Pit yawned, probably still sleepy to concentrate.

"That's it!"

"Huh?"

"I'll use my almighty powers to find a sap, I mean a knowledge keeper of her world to share their information with the contestants."

"Wouldn't that make us sell-outs?" Pit tipped over back to bed, was then pulled out by Palutena.

"Not unless we give them a reward."

"Like what?"

"…Why not a romantic date with you?"

"W-W-WHAT!?" Pit sat right up, wide awake. "NO NO NO! NOT HAPPENING!"

"And you just smashed all your fans' hearts. How dare you, Pit." Palutena scolded her Captain of the Guards.

"I .. I'm sorry." Pit poked the tip of his fingers together sheepishly. "It's just that. I can't just date any random girl. Heck, what if this Keeper of Knowledge is a guy?"

"Then he goes on a date with me."

"Not on my watch!" Pit held his fist into the air. "I know how mortal men are like. Always …. being mortal."

"Relax, Pit. I was joking."

"That's a relief." Pit sighed.

"But we should really get someone to help us on Bayonetta."

Chapter 15: Kid Icarus Part 2

Magnus

"Hey Magnus, how's it going?" Pit waved at his sword wielding ally.

"You tell me." Magnus said in a moody tone. "I understand why there won't be another game; but can't there be a spin-off game, an a-nime or man-ga whatever, or why not just let me be a fighter in SMASH!?"

"Woah. Heh." Pit stepped away. "Still angry about that, huh?"

"Well if he was in Smash Bros., he'll just be another Marth clone." Palutena spoke from above.

"That's not true." Pit protested. "There's more to sword fighting than just countering."

"Are you talking to Palutena again?" Magnus asked. "What did she say about me?!"

"Aww, he still can't hear me." Palutena said. "Magnus. Your sword is made out of spaghetti."

"Really?" asked Pit with aww.

"No. It's not." Palutena sighed.

Phosphora

"Phosphora, we meet again." Pit said to his electrifying opponent and Viridi's to commander, Phosphera.

"Good to see your cute face too."

Pit blushed from the comment.

"Ha, not even a minute in this fight and I already made you nervous." laughed Phosphora.

"Now remember." Viridi spoke down. "Make sure you show him no mercy!"

"Uhhh, you called Phosphora a him." Pit pointed out.

"And why do you think I was talking to you?" Viridi sarcastically asked. "Phosphora. You should try out your electrical attack on the ground to force Pit in the air. Then you fly on up and kick him back down in the electric trap."

Pit looked up to wait for Palutena's advice, but none came. "Palutena?"

"She's on break." Viridi answered. "And when you get your Final Smash, you'll do that super energy field thing and zap the angel until he says uncle."

"Palutennnnaaaaa?!"

"Then spam that move that looks like Pikachu's Thunder! Over, and over, and over, and over, and-"

"Can you please give me advice, Viridi?" Pit pleaded.

"Oh fine." Viridi spoke. "Phosphora's equivalent of Pikachu's up special move is about the same. Only it moves horizontally on the stage."

"I fold." Pit walked away. "I don't care how cute you think I am; I am not fighting a spammer.

"Haphiphiph. I do not think YOU ARE CUTE!" shouted Viridi.

Phosphora sighed. "I could have been a better fighter choice than Magnus."

"Hey!" shouted Magnus.

Arlon

"Arlon? What are you doing here?" Pit said as he looked upon Viridi's other commander, Arlon.

"I am a fighter in this competition." Arlon said politely. "It's a shame I'm stuck in such a barbaric game. Why not we just chat and I'll make some tea while I scold you for releasing that horrid Chaos Kin!"

"Sorry, Arlon. But you need the training." Viridi spoke. "You can't rely on your darkness?"

"That's right." Pit said. "I remember you hiding in the dark all the time and throwing explosives and energy beams at me. It will be so OP here."

"Which is why he'll be turning off the light and save energy for his Final Smash only." Viridi said. "He can still shoot his lasers and energy spheres, but he'll have to fly right into combat first hand and beat you all up!"

"I will do anything for you, Viridi." Arlon bowed. "Even though I will hate close combat."

"That will be called 'getting out of your comfort zone'." Pit said. "It's what helped me be where I am today."

"And what doesn't kill you make you stronger!" Viridi said. "Now Pit, act like a plastic duck and waddle left or right. And when Arlon hits you, turn around and waddle that way!"

"I am not a duck!" shouted Pit.

"Here, have some buttered bread." Arlon held out a plate of bread.

"Thanks, I'm starving!"

Chaos Kin

"CHAOS KIN?! STILL ALIVE?!" Pit gasped at the cyclops/scorpion abomination that eats and controls the souls of Gods.

"Well well, if it isn't my favorite Soul Harvester." Hades spoke. "Now remember how Dark Pit stopped you from taking Pitty Pat here down with you when you were nothing but darkness dust? Time for revenge."

"Hey, wait!" shouted Pit.

"Good thing I'm still around." Viridi said. "Now Chaos Kin can control and create his own minions, but in Smash he's toned down a bit."

"That's great." Pit looked at the monster with determination. "No way I'll lose."

"But he's still more over powered than Meta Knight."

"….. Viridi. Why do you hate me?" Pit sighed to himself and looked the other away in annoyance.

"Hate?! I … look. We still disagree on some things … never mind." Viridi pointed at Chaos Kin. "You may recall his abilities such as replication and turning invisible. He's the best dodger in the whole Smash Bros. game."

"So that's why he's worst then Meta Knight."

"He may be a dirty fighter, but he does have his own meter." Viridi pointed underneath Chaos Kin's Hit Meter. "That way he can't rely on his special moves constantly."

"Well well well. What are you gonna do now?"

"But his air advantage is far superior to make it so unfair."

"Awwwwww." Pit dropped to the ground and groaned. "Can I get Kirby to eat him?"

"Funny you should mention that."

"Oh now what?!"

"Getting in contact with Chaos Kin could result in him possessing that character."

Pit stood up and took a deep, relaxing breath. "There's a way for no self-sacrificing, right?"

"Same with Manophy. And his energy meter will go down twice as fast" Viridi answered. "But boy do I feel sorry if he possesses you if you're holding the Dragoon, Daybreak, or the Smash Ball."

"I fold." Pit walked away. "I don't care how good you think my soul taste. Not worth it."

"Why would I taste your soul? … Oh oh. Right." Viridi rubbed her head in embarrassment.

End of Chapter

A/N: AH AH AH. Four, Four months I've been away from my second most popular fanfiction. AH AH AH.

Not only that, but it's been well over a year since I started writing this. It now has over 15,000 words, 15 chapters, 43 alerts, 36 favorites, 56 reviews, and over 19,000 views!

Your reviews have also helped me on this. I'm now putting more information and attack ideas for the characters, mostly the non-joke ones, and I am planning on sticking to series with complex characters that I know well.

Bayonetta on the other hand I hardly played before. So I'm here to ask you if you would like to right this section. And by you I mean one particular person that can easily capture the characters of Pit, Palutena, Viridi, and Hades.

If you're interested, please PM me that you want to try. But don't give me a full chapter yet. I want to check out your other fanfictions to see if you're good enough. Just remember to PM me about this. I will give you full credit on the chapter. Which could also be a good way to boost your own views.

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