"Places people," Chris shouted as the team stood in position on top of the cliff, "its diving time."

Scott pushed Heather in front of him, "After you, I insist."

"One diver per team, at a time, the next diver has to wait until their team's cart returns. Ready. Set. Go!" Chris blew on his air horn.

"Woo, Lightning strike," Lightning shouted as he dived of the cliff.

"Time to win this," Brick said as he followed Lightning down the cliff.

Lightning punched Fang as he went to the water. Brick followed with a splash. Both of them searched the water, but Brick was the first to find the key. He quickly got out of the water and got into the golden shopping cart.

"Let's move out, ma'am," Brick said pointed toward the forest. Lindsay tried to push Brick but she could barely make the cart move. Brick saw Jo laughing at him, "Nice pusher, Admiral Bighead". Lightning finally got a key and got into the red shopping cart.

"So long, Sergeant Brainless," Jo said as she took Lightning to the woods. Lindsay still struggled, but managed to move the cart more.

"Don't worry, I'll just push," Brick said as he was about to get out.

"Whoa, no trading spots. You gotta to stick to your designated driver." Chris said flying in on his jetpack.

"Let's just go," Brick said as Lindsay pushed her very best into the woods.

"Listen," Jo said to Lightning, "You don't like me and I really don't like you."

"What's not to like," Lightning asked kissing his biceps.

"You're kidding right? Point is we are the strongest members of our team. Agree to stay out of each other's way until the teams merge?" Jo asked.

"Cool, but then it's every champ for himself, starting with number 1," Lightning replied pointing to himself. Jo finally reached the Spa Hotel and Lightning tried to put his key in the lock.

"Come on key, get in the lock." Lightning said struggling to turn the key.

"It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Frightning." Jo snarkly said to him. Lightning got back into the cart and Jo pushed him back to the cliff just as Lindsay arrived with Brick. Brick put his key into the lock, but to no avail.

"Darn it, wrong key," Brick said tossing the key aside.

"Maybe there's an open window somewhere," Lindsay said.

"I think we should just go back to the cliff," Brick said getting back into the cart as Lindsay again pushed him in it.

"Come on, come on," Duncan said as he saw Jo and Lightning get back to the cliff.

Sierra walked over to him and Gwen, "You know, a lot of my blog readers were upset about you guys hooking up, but I understand, love is love. Just like me and my Cody-wody."

"Yeah were just like you guys," Gwen sarcastically replied.

"Oh, here Jo, how about a kiss for good luck," Duncan said to Gwen.

"Uh, no time," Gwen said avoiding the awkward stares of Sierra. Duncan fell into the water and looked around for a key. He grabbed one and swan to the beach, just avoiding the sharks. He traded places with Lightning.

"Let's roll," he said to Jo just as Lindsay and Brick were returning.

"Oh, it my turn," Sierra said as she jumped off the cliff, "For Cody." As she fell she said yee-haw and flapped her arms. Sierra was cornered by two sharks but she punched and kicked them in their noses. She resurfaced with a key shaped like Cody's head. Brick got out of the cart and Sierra got in. Lindsay was already a little tired from pushing but she did her best.

"Listen up, short pants," Jo sternly said to Duncan, "I'm in charge. Get in my way and I'll make your life a living nightmare."

"I don't want to be in charge," Duncan said to her, "but feel free to knock yourself out trying."

"Really," Jo asked curiously.

Duncan tried his key in the Spa Hotel. "No good, it a dud," he said.

"Way to get the wrong key, dud-can."

"Ha, good one," he told her.

"Thanks."

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Jo: Wow, someone who finally appreciates my killer zingers.

Lindsay brought Sierra to the hotel and Sierra tried her key. "Oh no, Cody-keys to small, Back we go." Sierra got back into the cart.

"Here they are," Zoey said pointing to Sierra and Lindsay just arriving. Lindsay got on her knees due to her being tired.

"Good luck," Zoey told Mike as she kissed him on the check. He tried to say something but his mind went blank as he back into a hesitant Gwen. They both screamed as the fell into the water. Gwen appeared out of the water with a key, but was ambushed by a shark. Mike then appeared with his key, but distracted the sharks. Gwen managed to get on the beach and into the cart.

"Hurry," Gwen told Jo.

"You think I don't know that," Jo replied to her.

Sierra hopped out of the cart, "It's all your," she said to Mike as he got. "Come on," Mike said to Lindsay who was still tired. "Oh, man." He looked and saw a stick of wood near the rocks and he got it.

"Uh, wrong key," Gwen said as she threw her key on the floor.

"How hard is it to pick the right key?" Jo asked starting to get winded.

Mike rowed into with a tired Lindsay walking behind him. "No good," he said getting back to the shopping cart. "Back we go." Lindsay groaned and fell to the floor.

"Here goes," Zoey said as she dived into the water.

"Finally," Heather said following her.

Zoey and Heather both looked for a key. Fang saw Zoey and tried to get her but she hit it on the nose with a rock. "Sorry," she told him. Heather managed to use this time to get her key and got into the cart.

"Suckers," she told Lindsay and Zoey. Then Zoey surfaced with a key and got into the cart.

Jo leaned on the cart almost out of breathe, "Man, I haven't been this tired since I ran the heptathlon."

"It doesn't fit," Heather said as she jumped into the cart, "let's go."

Lindsay managed to push Zoey to the hotel.

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Lindsay: I wanna win the money and spend it on a lifetime supply of lip-gloss, but I forgot how hard this is. Never thought I said it but no lip-gloss is worth this.

"Come on man, it's your turn," Duncan said as Lightning tired to pull Scott off a rock.

"Courtney, it's your turn," Sierra said to Courtney.

"Why me," Courtney said, "Why not bubble boy here." Courtney gestured to Cameron.

"I have a name," Cameron said.

"Just go," Courtney said as she pushed Cameron off the cliff. He screamed as he fell.

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Cameron: Courtney scares almost the same as Jo. I don't know how she got onto the Heroes team

"Come on even bubble boy's jumping off the cliff," Lightning told Scott.

"No, you won't make me," Scott said still clinging to the rock.

"You have to dive, it's either you or the robot, and I'm pretty sure the Robot isn't waterproof." Duncan told him.

"Yeah, but its sharkproof," Scott said.

Cameron managed to get out of the water with a key and climbed into the shopping cart. Lindsay started to push Cameron to the hotel.

"And the Heroes take the lead for the first time in this challenge." Chris announced.

"Dive," The villains said in unison to Scott. Just as Lightning finally managed to pry Scott of the rock the both fell back into the robot. The robot rolled back to end of the cliff but didn't manage to fall off. It beeped in relief. Just then the ground gave away and caused the robot to fall into the water.

"So long and good riddance," Heather said in relief.

When the robot landed at the bottom of the lake, all three sharks started attacking it. Then it started to buzz with electricity. The sharks watched as the robot exploded causing a shadowed object to fly into the air. In the sunlight, the figure was revealed to be Alejandro. All the contestants gasped.

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Alejandro: The last thing I remember, I was burned to a crisp by the volcano, and Chris put in the robot suit 'to heal.' It feels so good to be free after all that time. I must thank Scott for his cowardliness.

Alejandro landed on the beach among the broken robot pieces. He caught one of the keys that fell. Just then his legs gave out and fell face first on the beach.

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Alejandro: I was in the robot suit for over a year. My legs are so asleep like there so asleep it's like they're in a coma.

"Wrong key," Cameron said as he went back to the cart. Just as they were about to leave, they saw Jo push in Alejandro.

"Jalapeno, went did you get here?" Lindsay gasped.

"Silly Lindsay, I was here the whole time." Alejandro told her as Joe carried him up to the door of the spa hotel. He put in his into the door and it opened.

"Finalmente," he said. "Finally," Jo said after.

"The door is open," Chris said flying in on his jet pack, "The Vultures win." Cameron and Lindsay both groaned in unison.

"Welcome to our first elimination ceremony," Chris said, "How do you like the new peanut gallery. Now the winner can watch the loser boot someone before heading to the spa hotel for a deluxe dinner." The Vultures minus Gwen cheered.

Gwen walked over to Courtney, "To apologize for the Duncan things that happened in the past, I got you these flowers." Gwen pulled a bushel of flowers out and held them out for her but they caused her to sneeze.

"I'm allergic to those," Courtney said between sneezes.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know," Gwen said in return.

"Told you, you're a villain, new Heather," Courtney scolded her.

"Before we start," Chris started, "I need one winner to volunteer for a special reward."

"Ha, sha-Lightning," Lightning volunteered.

"Great, you reward is: spending the night in exile on Boney Island with all the hungry, wild, animals," Chris said.

"How is that a reward?"

"Because there's a McClain Invincibility Statue hidden somewhere on Boney Island, find it and your Golden."

"Uh, now he tells us," Scott said.

"This season you get to eliminate a player by placing an X on the 8 by 10 photo of the person you want to eliminate. Now get voting."

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Brick: (Votes)

Mike: (Votes)

Zoey: (Votes)

Cameron: (Votes)

Sierra: (Votes)

Courtney: (Votes for Lindsay)

Lindsay: (Votes for herself)

"Okay, the following players are safe: Cameron, Sierra, Zoey, Mike, and Brick. Lindsay you're on the chopping block for volunteering push the cart and not being good at it, and Courtney you're on the chopping block for throwing Cameron off the cliff."

"Yeah, what's your problem," Lindsay said to her.

"And the loser is…"

"Lindsay!"

"Thank goodness." Lindsay said joyfully, "Wait, do I have to ride that big scary catapult thingy."

"Nope, this season we thought of a brand new elimination device," Chris said, "Behold, the Flush of Shame, pat and pending." The heroes moaned in disgust except for Sierra who took a picture with her smartphone.

"Well see ya guys, it's been…" Chris pushed a button on a remote, "…fun." Lindsay said as she spiraled down the toilet. Water from the toilet flew up and splashed the rest of the Heroes, except for Chris who had his umbrella handy.

"Who'll be flushed into the history books next? Find out when we return on Total Drama All-Stars!"