Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, I welcomed 14 previous contestants back to the newly decontaminated island. Then it was Heroes vs. Villains diving into shark-infested water in search of the key to unlock the door of the Spa Hotel. Thanks to Scott's fear of sharks, we learned that inside of the robot beats the heart of a Spaniard, specifically Alejandro. While Alejandro might not hold the key to Heather's heart anymore, he did hold the key to the Spa Hotel and victory to the Villainous Vultures. And as we gave a big hello to Alejandro, we said a sad farewell Lindsay, via the Flush of Shame. Who will be next to pop through the pooper, find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars.
(Theme Song: I wanna be famous)
"There's a storm a-coming, dagnabbit," Chester said to the others as Mike slept.
"I'm scared," Svetlana said, "After all this time, he going' to return."
"Hey, yo. How we going to stop this gumba," Vito chimed in.
"Hush it, mates, Mike is waking up," Manitoba said just before Mike abruptly got up.
"Huh what's that," Mike said half asleep. "You guys say something." Mike looked over to the other bunk where Brick and Cameron were sleeping and then went back to sleep.
On the girl's side of the cabin, Courtney was sleeping when she was awoken by the sound of a camera phone. "What the heck," she hollered.
"Courtney, what's wrong?" Zoey asked as she was awoken by Courtney's screaming.
"What's wrong is that were sharing a cabin an insane super fan with a bad case of the crazies," Courtney replied.
"Hey Courtney," Sierra said while laughing, "I just updated the sleeping section of your picture gallery on my fansite." Sierra squealed.
Confessionals
Sierra: I hate to break Chris's rule about smuggling in electronic items, but I have to keep my TD blogs current. Zoey is even sweeter then she is on TV. Courtney is even Courtney-er then ever. It better this way, because last time I had a tiny bit of a problem form Internet withdraw. Without this link to Cody-wody, I would go insane.
"Oh Internet, never leave me," Sierra said cradling her phone.
The girls were interrupted by Chef. "Room service, suckers," Chef said as he threw in a big garbage bag of gruel. "Here's breakfast!"
"Thank you, Chef," Sierra told him as she waved good-bye.
"We've got to win the next challenge and get into the Spa Hotel," Courtney told Zoey, but the both stopped when they heard and saw Sierra eating the gruel off the floor. The two girls looked at each other.
At the Spa Hotel, Scott and Gwen were in the dining hall eating breakfast.
"Oh, I am digging this," Scott said aloud, "I got up at 5AM this morning to watch the releasing of the doves and I got to say it was beautiful."
Duncan came to the table and sat next to Gwen, "I hear you man, this is the life. And if we keep winning challenges, we can live like kings all season. To villainy." Duncan and Scott both lifted their glasses into the air for a toast.
"Yeah, villainy," Gwen moaned.
"Sup with you, doll face," Duncan asked nudging her.
"Oh, uh, just wondering about how Lightning's doing on Boney Island."
On Boney Island, it was overcast and cold, Lightning stood on a rock, ready to strike a fish with his stick. He waited until he saw the shadow of one in the water. He swatted at it and it landed just on the beach.
"Ha ha, fish, you've been struck by Lightning." He did not realize that a bird was going after the fish as well.
"Oh no you don't," Lightning said, grabbing the fish in the bird's beak. He and the bird fought over the fish until he managed to snag it from its beak. Lightning cheered in victory and put the fish in his mouth. He then realized the taste of the foul creature and felt his stomach grumble.
"Sha-dang, this fishy is coming back up stream," Lightning said as he ran behind a nearby bush to throw up.
Jo brought her breakfast to the middle of the dining table and sat down. "I just hope Lightning doesn't find the Incivility Statue. If he does he'll be too strong for us to vote out later."
"Maybe we should get rid of him right now, throw the next challenge." Scott suggested.
Jo scoffed. "And give up on all this, no way."
"Fair enough, this is sweet; know what I slept on last night."
"I don't care and I also want to enjoy my breakfast now, which would require you to stop talking." Jo started to eat the first steak on her plate.
Heather sat in the chair next to the massage table. She watched as one of the interns was massaging Alejandro.
"Quit hogging the masseuse," Heather scolded him.
Alejandro sighed, "I'm sure her hands are magical, if only I could feel them."
"Seriously, your legs are still asleep."
"I don't know if they'll ever wake up," Alejandro lifted his head up, "I was stuffed inside a robot suit for over a year, which you would've known had you ever texted."
"It's not like you ever texted me," Heather said, "Are you getting your eyebrows waxed."
"My eyebrows need to look their best, and I didn't text you because I was trapped inside a robot suit."
"Yeah, whatever," Heather said as she yanked the paper off Alejandro's eyebrow. His screamed echoed though the Hotel.
Confessional
Heather: This 'my legs are working' shtick is obviously bogus. He just wants sympathy, but news flash, I will not give him any sympathy.
Alejandro: It's good to see Heather's as radiant as ever, yelling at me as always.
"Attention campers," Chris announced on the loudspeaker, "its challenge time. Get your hinnies down to the beach, pronto."
"Shall I fetch the shopping cart," Heather teased Alejandro.
Alejandro ignored her commented and walked off on his hands instead.
"Show off."
The beach was divided into two sections with each team standing on a platform that corresponded to their team colors. Chris stood in a lookout box in the middle of the two areas. Duncan tried to flirt with Gwen, but she was still upset over what team she was on. Just then a boat with Lightning in the back brought him back to the beach. He jumped from the boat onto his team's platform.
"Any luck finding the invincibility statue?" Scott asked.
"No need, I am an invincibility statue," Lightning said.
Confessional
Alejandro: He is so arrogant. I might understand it if he had this face, but he does not have this face.
Lightning: Arrogant? Be fair now, look at me. Sha-yeah.
"Bon-jour camper," Chris said greeting them, "Today challenge will be based off Season 3's find and build a sculpture puzzle. This time, our interns buried 3D puzzle pieces all over the beach, seven pieces per team. Find all your pieces and assemble them to recreate one of the landmarks that were visited during our world tour. The first team to finish wins. Since the Villainous Vultures won the last challenge, they get to dig with shovels. Incoming!"
Chef tossed seven shovels to the Villainous Vultures, half of which were caught while the others landed on the platform. Lightning managed to snag two shovels.
"Shovel please," Heather demanded.
"No way, I need both," Lightning explained, "When this shovel gets tired all use the other one." Heather took the shovel from Lightning and hit him in the face with it.
"Hey, what about our shovels," Brick asked. He did not see where he was going and accidentally fell off the platform. This caused a pit to form around the platform.
"And getting on and off your platform will be challenging due to the moats," Chris explained. Jo used her shovel to expose the Villains moat.
Brick screamed, "Ah crabs. Lots and lots of crabs." Brick crawled out of the moat and tried to pry a crab off his nose. He then clasped his nose that was glowing red.
"I don't know how," Chris started, "but it gets funnier every time."
"No big thing, for Light-o-ning." Lightning jumped off the platform but landed on a plank of wood that threw him into the moat. The crabs pinched at him as well.
"You might want to watch out for bobby traps." Chris told the campers.
"What are we supposed to dig with," Cameron asked.
"Sorry, shovels are for winners only." Chris laughed, "I guess you'll have to use your hands. Your challenge starts now." Chris blew an air horn.
The Heroic Hamsters huddled together, "Since there are six of us," Zoey started, "We should evenly divide are side into six equal area."
"No," Courtney interrupted, "We need to split the beach into sections that are all the same size."
"That exactly what Zoey said," Cameron said.
"Well, good," Courtney said, "We'll use the plan that we both came up with."
"Go team," Zoey shouted as she put her hand in followed by the rest of her teammates. Courtney was hesitant at first but then agreed.
Confessional
Courtney: Thankfully, with my great leadership skills along with a little help from Zoey, my team should be able to win the challenge easily.
Strategy, people," Jo shouted, "Strategy. We should start from one end and dig to the other in a straight line."
"And what if the pieces are all at the far end," Heather told her, "We need to line that push in at the center, right guys."
"Ain't nobody tellin' where to dig," Lightning said as began to dig in the water.
Confessional
Lightning: When my tummy's empty, my mind ain't full. Stupid Boney Island fish.
Gwen: I can't believe Lightning made it to last season's finale. Does he ever sha-sha- shut up.
On the Heroes side, all of them dug as quickly as they could. Brick saw a beeping light in the sand. When he touched it a big explosion of clothes sent him flying over to the Villains side. Scott laughed until Brick plummeted into him.
"Ew, Chef's dirty laundry," Chris said.
"Nice landing Rudolph," Jo said making fun of Brick's nose. Brick tried to shield it with his hands and ran back to his team's side.
Confessional
Brick: I don't see my nose as an injury, but as a battle scar instead. Much cooler sounding.
As he got back to digging, Cameron found a fedora amongst the clothing. "Hey, we could use some help from Manitoba Smith."
Cameron brought the hat over to Mike and put it on his head. Mike then transformed into Manitoba.
"Oh, good day Shorty," Manitoba said to Cameron, "What's a goin' on?"
"We need your help to find 3D puzzle pieces in this beach," Cameron explained.
"Say no more." Manitoba quickly started to dig in the dirt and in the few seconds was able to find the first puzzle piece for the Hamsters.
Manitoba walked over to Zoey and sat down, "Looks like the real treasure is right here beside me." Zoey blushed. "Nudge, nudge; Wink, wink."
"Fine, we'll work in a circular motion towards the center." Heather said.
"No, start with the corners and zigzag." Jo replied.
Gwen sighed, "Some team."
"Exactly," Heather interjected, "A team without a leader is like a horse without a head, it just runs around blind."
"I'm pretty sure a horse without a head doesn't run anywhere."
"Agreed, which is why I should be this team's leader," Jo stated.
"No, I should," Heather argued.
"Let's let the team decide."
"Fine," Heather and Jo both called out to the other teammates.
Gwen walked off upset, "I give up." Gwen tripped and fell next to Alejandro.
"I hope you know I appreciate your efforts," Alejandro said very monotone, "You are as wise as your skin is translucence."
Confessional
Gwen: I know Alejandro's evil, but that doesn't mean he can't have beautiful eyes.
Alejandro: Not only will flirting with Gwen make her ally with me, but it will also make Heather jealous, uh… I mean, not that it matters what Heather thinks.
The Vultures gathered along the beach with Jo and Heather in front of them.
"Attention team," Jo shouted, "I am your leader." She raised her shovel in the air.
"No, I am," Heather said as she angrily shoved her shovel into the sand. She heard the clank of the metal on what sounded like a rock.
"I found a piece," Heather declared. She cleared some of the sand away and picked up the heavy rock and brought it to the platform. Jo caught up with Heather.
"You would've never have found it without me," Jo said trying to take the piece from Heather. The both tugged at it until Heather dropped it onto Jo's foot. She screamed.
"Oops, sorry," Heather sarcastically said to her. Jo then pushed Heather into the crab-infested moat.
"Two bobby traps, two puzzle pieces, and two deliciously evil moats, yet it's still anyone's game, but it won't be for long, right here, on Total Drama All-Stars!"