"An hour has past and the teams are still tied at one-all, which raises a peculiar question: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG!" Chris screamed this from the lookout booth as all the contestants gave moaned various responses.
"Blah, blah, wine, wine, hurry up I have dinner plans," Chris told them.
"Don't worry Chris, I just found another piece," Cameron said.
"Finally," Chris sighed in relief, "The Heroes now lead two to one." The Villains team grumbled in anger.
Manitoba walked over to where Zoey was struggling to uncover a third piece. "It's okay worry sweetheart, don't strain yourself." Manitoba picked up the piece which was attached to a cannon. It fired a boxing glove which missed Manitoba, but knocked Courtney into the moat, and the crabs began to pinch her as she ran out of the moat.
Gwen picked up a piece from the ground, "Yes, got one." She was met with Duncan walking over congratulation her. Just then a bucket launched sand from the beach onto Duncan's head.
"Looks good on you," Gwen teased and brought the piece to her platform.
"Yes, finally," Jo said as she lifted another piece out from the hole.
"Lightning to the rescue," Lightning hollered as he snatched the piece from Jo.
"Hey guys, I found…" Brick started before he was interrupted by a pole launching from the ground and hitting him in the crotch, "…another one."
"Nuts?" Chris offered Chef a bowl of nuts.
Lightning reached his hand into a pile of sand and grabbed another piece, "Ha, too small for Lightning." He tossed the piece off to the side which hit Heather in the head and knocked her into the moat.
Manitoba tossed another piece onto the platform, "It's like taking vegemite from a ram; I could show you how sometime," Manitoba offered to Zoey.
"Uh, no thanks, with Mike maybe," Zoey told him.
"Eeyup, she a loyal one, Mike knows how to pick 'em."
Heather crawled out of the moat and walked over to Lightning. "You come over to admire my biceps too?" Lightning question was answered with a slap in the face. Scott and Duncan laughed at his pain, until Scott snuck to the other team's side. He saw that everyone of the Heroes was distracted by digging. He stuck his shovel into the dirt a couple of times until he heard a clang. He dug up one of the Heroes pieces and brought it back to his side. He then reburied the piece on his side.
"What are you up to, kookaburra?" Manitoba asked Scott.
"Whatever, do you mean," Scott said without a care in the world.
Manitoba licked his finger and put it into the mount of sand next to Scott. He tasted the sand and realized what Scott had done. Manitoba reached into the mount of sand and grabbed the piece Scott had stolen.
"Ha, nice try to wily dingo," Manitoba laughed and grabbed Scott shirt. Scott was taken aback and accidentally stepped on a pressure plate in the sand. Suddenly, it big pit opened up and realized a swarm of bees. Scott freaked out and accidentally hit Manitoba in the back of the head with his shovel. Manitoba fell onto the ground.
"Manitoba?" Zoey asked, "Mike, Mike."
Inside Mike's head
Vito, Chester, and Svetlana were playing cards in a room with a big portrait of Mike on the back wall.
"Go with the fishing," Svetlana hollered.
"Eh yo, its go fish, not fishing," Vito corrected, but then the three personalities saw Manitoba fall from the ceiling.
"Ah, that can't be good," Chester said.
Manitoba stood up. "Eh, you feel that?" He looked around, "The Malevolent One, he's coming." All the personalities screamed and looked back to see the picture of Mike burn away and reveal a shadowy figure in his place.
"Mike, please be okay," Zoey said as she tried to wake up Mike. He did so and put his hand on his forehead. "Ah, my head," he said.
"Stop, you should rest for the rest of the challenge." Zoey tried to comfort Mike.
"I'm okay, honest," Mike said as he grabbed Manitoba's hat, "We should get back to digging." Mike put the hat back on his head as Zoey grabbed the stolen puzzle piece. "Huh, I can't find Manitoba."
Heather walked over to where she saw Alejandro lying on the ground looking into a hole and found another piece. She also saw his legs slightly twitch.
"Ha, I knew he was faking it," Heather proclaimed until she saw a crab come out from under his feet. She sighed upset that she was wrong and saw the crab pinch Alejandro on his feet. He did not notice and yawned.
"Hey, Leggy-Mick-Latin, nice accessory," Jo said pointed to the crab on his feet. Alejandro grabbed the shovel next to him and swatted the crab off his foot.
Confessional
Heather: His legs are really asleep. Great, now I feel awful.
Alejandro: It took all I had to hold in that scream until nobody was looking. (He stood up on his feet) Surprise.
Cameron walked over to a hole with a lot of sand being flung from it. He looked inside to see Sierra at the bottom of a giant hole. "Sierra, what are you doing, you're at least twenty feet deep."
"Sorry, I was pretending I was looking for Cody," Sierra shouted from the bottom of the hole. She jumped out of the hole, "How many pieces do we have now?" She tossed Cameron onto the platform. "We have six out of seven pieces," he told his team.
"You guys start on the puzzle, we'll keep digging," Zoey said.
"Good plan, I'll work on the puzzle," Courtney said as she climbed onto the platform with Sierra and Cameron.
"Alright back to digging," Brick started until he accidentally stepped onto a spring board, hidden in the sand, which launched him into the lake. He ran out of the water screaming the word jellyfish. The Villains and Mike laughed at him.
"How can you laugh at that," Zoey asked.
"Because, the only way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pee on it," Mike explained.
Confessional
Brick: I think I'll stick with the jellyfish sting over being peed on.
"A book, a crown, what the heck is this statue," Courtney asked perplexed.
"Maybe, it's a statue of Cody," Sierra said.
"I got it, the Statue of Liberty," Cameron exclaimed.
"That seven," Lightning said holding up a piece, "Let's get sha-building." All the Villains ran over to their platform. Alejandro grabbed onto the platform which unintentionally allowed his teammates to use him as stair. Everyone of them stated something as they ran up his spine. Alejandro's anger was interrupted by a crab pinching his chin.
"Come on people, put this thing together already," Heather yelled.
"Try those to pieces together, no, those two," Alejandro suggested.
"Lightning finds the final piece," Lightning shouted, "I'm a hero. It's probably a statue of me being me."
"It's tall, whatever it is, like a tower," Gwen said aloud, "Oh, Big Ben."
"One piece to go," Zoey said, "Everyone, quickly look through you section." The Heroes team quickly split into the separate areas.
"What with the big hole," Heather asked.
"Maybe we put it together wrong," Gwen said.
"Oh come on," Lightning said frustrated, "Just get it sha-done." Lightning took one of the crabs from the moat and put in the empty space. The crab struggled to get out but managed to do so, and take down the hole puzzle as well.
"Uh, way to go, Liability," Jo scorned Lightning.
"It's not my fault you put it together wrong," Lightning said.
"We didn't put it together wrong, there were only six pieces," Alejandro exclaimed.
"Great, so Lightning miscounted," Jo sighed, "Come on everyone, back to digging."
"I counted seven, this is a conspiracy," Lightning shouted.
"Yeah, a conspiracy of bad counting," Heather told him. She and Jo looked through one of the holes and managed to find the last piece.
"We have a winner," Chris shouted as the Villains looked over to see the Heroes with the statue of Liberty completed. The Vultures groaned while the Hamsters cheered that they would be staying in the Spa Hotel.
The teams walked back to the cabins, but Courtney was stopped by Gwen.
"Hey Courtney, I just wanted to say congrats…" Gwen started as she approached her until she accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that sent a large garbage bag flying into the air. The two girls both watched it sail until it landed on Courtney. She coughed and tried to remove the garbage from her face.
"I'm sorry, that was an accident," Gwen tried to apologize as Courtney ignored her.
"Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, so evil. You are definitely on the right team," Chris said to her which she replied with a sigh of sadness.
"First and foremost, Hamster, I'm going to need a volunteer for exile duty on Boney Island," Chris said.
"I'll volunteer for this one Chris," Brick said, "It's my duty to the team."
"Good man, as for the rest of you, sit back and enjoy the show," Chris told them, "Vultures, it's time for you to vote off your first Villain."
Inside Mike's head
The Malevolent One watched from inside Mike's head. "One by one, they will all fall." He declared and he looked back to see the other personalities tied up and unable to speak.
"How's your head doing?" Zoey asked Mike.
"It's much better now," Mike reassured her.
Voting Confessional
Duncan: Lightning cost us the challenge, but Jo and Heather are annoying so it's a tough call.
Gwen: I don't know who to vote for, there all evil.
"The following players are safe: Gwen, Duncan, Scott, Alejandro, and Heather. Lightning you're on the chopping block for your bad counting and excessive bicep kissing."
"If they were yours you'd do it to," Lightning said as he kissed he bicep.
"And Jo, you're on the chopping block for your bossy attitude and wanting to be leader of your team."
"Pfft, Heather was doing the same thing," Jo said.
"And the loser is…"
"Lightning!"
"Sha-what," Lightning shouted, "tossing away your strongest team member, you're going to regret this, especially you Jo, you're a totally…" Lightning would have finished his sentence had Chris not pushed the button on his remote.
"Family show, people. Family show," Chris said. "Who else is in line for a porcelain good-bye, find out next time on Total Drama All-Stars."