Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, our Heroes and Villains went digging for buried treasure and uncovered a few nasty surprises. Scott villained in up big time, trying to sabotage the Heroes and when he got caught, he didn't take it so well. In the end the Heroic Hamsters were victorious and Lightning, fresh from a hungry night on exile on Boney Island, made enough boney headed moves to get the royal flush from his teammates. Twelve competitors remain, which one will ride the sewer system next, find out right now on Total. Drama. All-Stars.

(Theme Song: I wanna be famous)

"Uh, I had almost forgotten about these crudtacular cabins," Duncan complained from the boys' side of the cabin.

"Let us hope it is our only visit," Alejandro said.

Scott fell back onto his bed with a thump. "Ow," he cried, "I miss the hotel. Now that I know how rich people live, everything I used to love stinks." As soon as he finished his sentenced, the bunk beds cracked underneath him. He got up and hit it, but only managed to get splinters on his fingers and screamed.

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Duncan: Scott's okay, not much of a threat to me. That's nice to know.

"Well, good night gentlemen," Alejandro said to Duncan and Scott as he zipped up his sleeping bag and went to sleep.

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Alejandro: After more than a year in the robot suit, I can't sleep if I'm all spread out.

On the girls' side of the cabin, Jo and Heather were arguing. "Way to lose the challenge for us, Jo," Heather scolded.

"Me, you're the one who wasted time arguing instead of digging," Jo retaliated.

"I wouldn't have needed to argue if everyone just did what I told them to do," Heather explained, "I'm the one with the most experience on this team."

"It's everyone's fault for not working together as a team," Gwen said getting up from trying to go to sleep, "Now cram it, I am trying to sleep."

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Gwen: Did that sound villainous. Maybe being on the Villains team is making me evil.

At the Spa Hotel, Sierra placed her smart phone on her pillow and pulled the blankets up, over the phone, tucking it in.

"There you go, Cody-bear, all tucked in," Sierra said, "Today was a great day, I made some new friends, and I helped win our first challenge. You'd be so proud. Sweet dreams." Sierra kissed her phone and then went to the other end of the bed, patted it, and slept in a curled ball, just like a cat.

"Weirdo," Courtney said watching what Sierra was doing.

Mike lied down on his bed, enjoying the comfortableness of it. "Ah man, this is the life," he said to Cameron.

"Yeah," Cameron said, "I kind of feel bad about Brick's empty bed over there." He looked over to see Brick's duffle bag on his bed.

"Brick's a tough guy, he can easily handle Boney Island," Mike said.

"I guess you're right,' Cameron said as he placed his glasses on the nightstand.

On Boney Island, numerous bears were clawing at one particular tree which Brick was sitting at the top branch. "This is too dark for comfort," Brick said, "but luckily I started to carry this flashlight with me ever since last season." He took the flashlight out of his pocket and shone it down to the bears. "Hopefully this will be over soon," he gulped.

Back at the Spa Hotel, Cameron slept while loudly snoring while a shadowy figure stood next to his bed. The figure was actually Mike as the Malevolent One. He took Cameron's glasses off the nightstand and snapped them into two pieces and placed them on the floor. Suddenly, Mike snapped back into himself and saw the glasses on the floor.

"Oh, no," Mike whispered, as he heard Cameron sound as though he might wake up. Mike quickly dashed back to his bed and hide under the covers.

The Heroes were in the dining room, enjoying a breakfast of egg, bacon, and toast. Just then Cameron walked in holding his broken glasses.

"What happened to your glasses," Sierra asked.

"I don't know," Cameron replied, "I guess they just fell during the night." Mike gulped.

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Mike: His glasses are really broken; I thought that was just a weird dream.

"Don't worry, Cameron," Zoey said, "You should eat breakfast and then try to fix your glasses."

"It'll be kind of hard to enjoy breakfast when I can't see it," Cameron sighed.

"I just have to say that this bacon is great," Mike said trying to change the subject, "Let's never lose again."

"It's not all perfect," Courtney said, "Hey, butler." The butler rushed over to Courtney, "this juice is five percent to pulpy," Courtney explained, not noticing the other put some of their food into their pockets. "I thought you were suppose to cater to out every…" she was interrupted by the butler returned her juice to her. "That was quick, but I'm sure it can't be…" she took a sip, "…perfect."

"Attention campers," Chris announced over the loudspeaker, "meet me in the forest in five, over."

The two teams walked through the forest to where Chris ordered them to. As they walked Heather stopped Gwen for a moment, "Listen, I'm sorry about what happened this morning. Your right, team work is key, apology accepted," Heather asked.

"Wow, sure," Gwen said shaking Heather's hand.

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Heather: Teamwork, uh, don't make me barf. I am still gonna take control.

As Heather and Jo caught up to their team, Jo fell back to talk with Gwen. "Hey, you were right, team work is the way, truce" Jo asked.

"Yeah, sure," Jo said bumping Jo's fist.

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Jo: With Gwen on my side, Duncan is sure to join with her.

Gwen: There both trying to manipulate me, which is great, gives me a little power.

Courtney walked as she angrily stared at both Gwen and Duncan.

"Courtney is glaring at me; again," Gwen told Duncan, "can't you do something?"

"Love to," Duncan explained, "but she is still blanking me, so there's nothing I can do."

As Gwen stopped to sighed, Alejandro came up next to her, "If you were my girlfriend, I wouldn't let anyone gaze at you less the spoil your beauty. Just so you know."

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Alejandro: Heather and Jo are both trying to trick Gwen into an alliance; however I prefer to lure Gwen with flirting to make Heather jealous. I mean, so that Heather and Jo will need me instead.

"At ease, soldiers," Chris saluted the campers, "Let's welcome back exiled Hamster, Brick." Chef drove in on his jeep with Brick in the passenger seat.

"How was exile Brick," Zoey asked worryingly.

"Aside from the hunger and uncomfortable tree to avoid the bears, it was actually really good." Brick told them before hearing his stomach growl. The Heroes ran over to him and quickly pulled out the food they had smuggled over to him. "You guys are awesome," he whispered.

"Courtney, what did your bring for Brick," Sierra asked.

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Courtney: Nobody told me we were bringing him food.

Brick: It great to have teammate you can trust and who bring you food. I got both.

Gwen: Smuggling food, now that is team work.

"Welcome to today experiment with your pain thresholds." Chris laughed. "Today's challenge will be a twist on the paintball challenge from Season 1." He turned on his flat screen. "There are two weapons containers in the heart of this forest. The bigger one is filled with state-of-the-art paintball weaponry. The smaller one has a bunch of cruddy slingshots. Whoever gets there first, gets there pick and then you've got to pick of the other team."

"Looking forward to it," Courtney said as she glared as Gwen.

"You get a point for each person you knock out, first team with six points wins, and one of the loser will get a dishonorable discharge via the Flush of Shame."

"Paintball, again," Duncan scoffed, "How original."

"Oh, yeah, that," Chris said, "As a condition of my parole, I'm not allowed near dangerous projectile like paintball, so instead you'll be using the Tranquilizer Balls from Season 3's Tanzania Safari Hunt."

"How are Tranquilizer Balls different from Paintballs," Alejandro asked.

"One pelts you with paint, while the other puts you to sleep for thirty minutes, or was it three hours, I cannot remember." Chris laughed. "As winners of yesterday's challenge, the Heroes get a one minute head start. Ready. Set." Chef blew the air horn. "Go."

The Heroes took off into the forest as the clock on the flat screen began to count down.

"You know who could catch the Hamsters even with a head start, Lightning," Heather scorned, "Way to ruin everything Jo."

"All of us voted for him remember," Jo replied.

"We don't have to worry, the other team does not have strong players," Alejandro explained.

"At least they work together," Gwen said under her breathe.

"What was that, Gwen," Alejandro asked.

"Oh, nothing," Gwen replied.

"Villains, you're up in three, two, and one." Chef blew the air horn again and the Villains ran off into the forest after the Heroes.

"Does anyone know where the heart of the forest is exactly," Sierra asked.

"Maybe we should get up higher to see," Cameron said, "If Mike changes into Svetlana he could jump to the top of the tree easily."

"Okay, I'll try to change into Svetlana," Mike said taking a deep breath.

"Oh, goodie, she my favorite," Sierra happily said. Mike continued to hold his breath until he has to breathe.

"Svetlana, is that you," Cameron asked.

"No, still me," Mike sighed.

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Mike: Not too long ago, I couldn't keep my multiple personalities in. now they won't come out. (Bangs elbow against wall) Ow, that sure hurt, didn't it Chester. (Tears shirt off) Hey, Vito, my shirts off, come and get it. Hello, anyone.

"It's okay Mike," Zoey said grabbing a low-hanging branch, "I'll climb up to get a better view of the forest." Zoey got to one of the taller branches and looked around the forest, until she saw two create sitting in a open area. She climbed down from the tree.

"Did you find them, Zoey," Brick asked.

"Yeah, follow me," she said as her team did so.

The Villains caught up to the Heroes just leaving from the tree. "Okay, there going left, if we take another path we could cut them off," Gwen instructed.

"Great idea, Gwen," Heather said.

"I was going to say that," Jo said.

"No time to fight," Alejandro said, "Let's go Vultures." The team ran off to the alternate path in the forest.

"The big one, go for the big one," Courtney said as she ran for the bigger create, but was cut off from it by the Vultures.

"Whoa, where'd they come from," Mike said.

"Ha, ha, suckers," Duncan mocked.

"Go for the small one," Courtney said as she took the lid off the create and found slingshots and one bucket of tranquilizer balls inside.

"Guess this is the low-tech create all right," Brick said holding his slingshot.

The Villains cheered that about being able to have the large create. "Yeah, who needs Lightning," Jo said, "Am I right people." Duncan punched the big create which broke the box and revealed six big paintball guns and a cannon.

"I'll take the cannon," Half the Villains team said in unison, "No I'll take the cannon."

"We should use as a team, right Gwen," Alejandro asked. Before she could answer Heather and Jo both walked over to tell Gwen she was right.

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Duncan: So Heather, Jo, and Alejandro are all trying to form and a play for Gwen, but why nobody is is trying to do that to me. It's Probably because I can't be manipulated, but they could at least try.

"You guys are right," Gwen said, "We need to stop attacking each other and start attacking the other guys. Fire the cannon!"

Scott pulled the string to the cannon which sent a clump of tranquilizer balls flying through the air until it hit an intern holding a microphone.

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Gwen: Oops, being in charge is harder than it looks.

"Tell me about it," Chris said from his studio, "The Villains are off to quite the start, but which team will come out victorious, find out when we come back on Total Drama All-Stars.