"Of course the Villains get machine gun shooters," Courtney whined, "We'll never defeat them with these puny slingshots."
"Sure we can," Cameron started, "if we're stealthy and take them out first." Cameron and Sierra both said in unison and then high fived.
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Cameron: Sierra and I have a lot in common, we're both smart and are a bit socially awkward. (Sierra bangs on door and asked what Cameron is doing) Like I said.
"Nerd love," Courtney scoffed, "If you kiss in front of me, I will throw up."
"Oh, no worry, we are just friend, right Sierra," Cameron asked.
Sierra didn't answer, but stared at Cameron. Suddenly she saw Cameron's head change into Cody's. "Is something wrong," Cameron asked as Cody.
Sierra shook her head vigorously, "Un, no. Nothing is wrong Co-Cameron."
"I think we should split up into three teams of two," Zoey said, "We could cover more ground that way."
"Good, I'll go with Cameron," Sierra said while forcefully hugging him.
"I'll go with Zoey," Mike said, "So Brick and Courtney will be the third team."
"Here's what we'll do," Brick said, "Mike and Zoey go left; Cameron and Sierra go down the middle; Courtney and I will go right, agreed." Everyone did and went out.
The Villains slowly pushed the cannon through the forest, but then came to a stop to rest. "We are easy targets like this, we should ditch the cannon," Gwen suggested.
"No way," Jo protested, "I haven't had a turn to fire it yet." Jo cuddled the cannon as though it was her baby.
"Okay then, maybe we should split up," Gwen said.
"So be it, I'll go with Gwen," Alejandro said.
"No, I'll go with Gwen," Heather said.
"As if I'd let either one of you go with Gwen," Jo said.
"You guys can go with each other," Gwen said, "I'm going with Duncan." She and Duncan walked off into a different part of the woods.
"Thanks a lot Alejandro," Heather said sarcastically. Before he could say anything, Alejandro was ambushed by a sudden tranquilizer ball out of nowhere. He cried out and fell to the ground hard.
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Heather: Alejandro said 'ow' when the tranquilizer ball hit him in the legs. I knew he was faking it, because I wasn't falling for him. It, falling for it.
"Sorry, but not really," Zoey ran off as tranquilizer balls were launched her way.
Scott and Heather were returning fire as Jo quickly took control of the cannon, and fired it. Instead of hitting Zoey, it hit Scott instead. "Oh, come on." He yelled as he fell to the floor just like Alejandro.
"That's two points for the Heroes and zilch for the Villains," Chris announced.
"But Zoey, only hit Alejandro," Heather protested.
"True, but friendly fire counts," Chris told them.
"Thanks for that, Jo," Heather scorned.
"Hey, dirt boy got in the way," Jo explained.
"You take your excuses and stick them in your..." Heather was interrupted by another tranquilizer ball. Mike waved from a distant and ran off before Jo could retaliate.
"Make that three to zero," Chris laughed. Jo picked up Heather and Scott's paintball guns and quickly ran off into the forest as Heather passed out onto the floor.
Duncan and Gwen quickly made their way to an closed off part of the forest with their paintball guns at the ready. "If you see the other team, just pretend they are all Courtney's so you can easily clobber them." Duncan said.
"You don't think that I am purposely doing bad stuff to Courtney, right," Gwen asked.
"It looks like it," Duncan said.
"You really think that I am that mean," Gwen asked, "You don't know me at all."
"Maybe you don't really know yourself," Duncan said, "You are on the Villains team." The conversation was interrupted by Sierra and Cameron who popped out from bushes behind and in front of them respectfully.
"Gotcha," Sierra shouted as she tried to fire the tranquilizer ball at them but instead accidentally hit Cameron. "Oops, sorry Cody."
"Uh, did you just say…?" Cameron started before passing out. Sierra quickly grabbed another tranquilizer ball and fired at Gwen. Before she knew what was happening, she saw Duncan jump in front of her, but got hit ball the tranquilizer ball.
"The Villains lucked into a point, but the Heroes also gained one as well, making the score four to one," Chris announced. Gwen did not waste any time returning fire back to Sierra knocking her out as well.
"I can't believe you protected me from the ball," Gwen said.
"Guess you don't know me either," Duncan said before passing out. Before she could get up, Gwen was again ambushed from behind, this time by Mike. "Sorry, couldn't resist taking a shot," Mike laughed and ran off.
"It's five to two, Heroes. Only one more point and the Hamsters win again," Chris announced.
"Pathetic," Jo said to herself.
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Jo: Some team, I'm stronger than old Heather, Ale-hand walker, Count Gwen-cula, Stunk-can, and Shark Bait combined. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten rid of Lightning so fast. (Pre recorded video of Lightning mocking Jo pops down) What the (She takes the video and smashes it on the ground)
"Keep your eyes and ears peeled," Brick said to Courtney. Courtney was listening and so did not notice when a stray tranquilizer ball hit Brick. She turned around to find him passed out on the ground. She looked around and found a stray cave nearby. She quickly grabbed his feet and started to drag him to the cave.
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Courtney: It was the least I could do for not bringing him breakfast.
Courtney was almost to the cave until she smelt something weird. She sniffed the air and realized the Brick and peed himself. She was almost hit by another stray tranquilizer ball and quickly brought Brick into the cave. She brought him behind on hid behind another one as she wiped her hands on her shirt. She then saw Jo enter the cave.
Jo sniffed the air, "What smells like pee," She then realized who it was, "Brick! Where are you Private Leechball?" She had her paintball gun at the ready and looked around the cave. Courtney quickly grabbed one of the tranquilizer balls and put it in her slingshot. She fired at Jo, but just missed.
"Time to start evening the odds," Jo said as she fired as Courtney, who ran to the other side of the cave and quickly hid behind Brick for protection. The tranquilizer balls hit him and kept him knocked out.
"Let's make the score five to four," Jo said as she slowly approached Courtney. Just then Zoey and Mike appeared at the cave entrance. Zoey loaded her slingshot, but before she could fire Jo heard the stretch and quickly turned around. She fried at Zoey who luckily avoided the tranquilizer balls which actually hit Mike instead.
"The score is five to four, with the Heroes still in the lead," Chris announced.
"Nice try, apology breath," Jo mocked Zoey.
"Right back at you, mean nickname giver," Zoey told Jo. Jo attempted to fire again but the gun was jammed. Zoey took this opportunity and fired back at Jo. "Not sorry."
"This just in, with a final score of six to four, the Heroes win," Chris announced, "Although some of them did not act as heroic as they should have, Courtney."
Courtney peered from behind the knocked out Brick to see Zoey. "What, my survival instinct kicked in." Zoey looked at her confused. "Anyone would have done it." Brick fell down, face first on to the ground and Courtney awkwardly stared at him.
"Welcome back, Villainous Vultures," Chris began, "second elimination in a row, way to lose. Now get ready to cut someone lose. Its voting time."
"Who do you think is going home," Sierra asked Cameron, "My money's on Jo."
"Unless she can convince them," Cameron started, "to cut Heather," They said in unison and high fived once again.
"Oh, Cody, we really do think alike," Sierra said blushingly.
"Yeah, except I'm Cameron not Cody," Cameron explained.
"Oh, don't be silly Cody," Sierra said, "who wants a foot rub." Sierra reached down and grabbed Cameron's foot as he screamed.
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Cameron: I saw season three and I saw what Cody went through with Sierra, and I definitely don't want to be Cody number two. She's nice and all, but I'm not always comfortable with being touched.
"The votes are in, but before I announced the loser, I need a Hamster to volunteer for exile." Chris looked over to see Cameron raising his hand.
"What," the Heroes said in unison.
"Don't you think someone else on your team is a little more deserving," Chris said as he coughed Courtney's name.
"That's okay, I want to go," Cameron said.
"But, what about your glasses, Cam," Zoey asked.
"I fixed them right after the challenge," Cameron explained as he showed Zoey his repaired glasses.
"He's so little, maybe the animals won't notice him," Mike said.
"Alrighty then, onwards and flushwards. The following Villains are safe: Gwen, Alejandro, Scott, and Duncan. Heather and Jo, you're on the edge. Heather, for being a pain in the butt, and Jo, for being a pain in the butt who also fired on her own teammate."
"He should have ducked," Jo said.
"And tonight's flushee is…"
"Jo!"
"What! Are you all nuts?" She asked her teammates.
"Before we get flushing, I wanna do a little reshuffling," Chris said, "Today, one Hero acted more like a Villain and one Villain acted more like a Hero. So pack your bags and switch your teams, Courtney and Duncan." All the campers gasped.
"I don't wanna be a Villain," Courtney whined.
"And I don't want to be a lame Hero," Duncan followed.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do it already," Chris commanded.
Duncan got up and sighed, "It was fun while it lasted," Duncan said as he kissed Gwen on the check and went to the Heroes.
"At least now you have to stop blanking me and admit I exist," Duncan said to Courtney.
"Yeah, you exist. So what!" Courtney scolded.
"I think I like the blanking better," Duncan said.
"So hey, welcome to the team," Gwen said as she got up but accidentally kicked a bucket of tranquilizer balls at Courtney which knocked her out cold.
"Ha, ha, pure evil," Chris said.
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Gwen: Maybe I am doing it on purpose. Maybe I am a Villain.
"Any final words," Chris asked Jo in the toilet.
"Just flush it already," she demanded and Chris did as she said.
"I will not miss her. Tune in next time for more sweet, sweet mayhem right here on Total Drama All-Stars."