Last week on Total Drama All-Stars, the campers retreated to the Fun Zone, where anything can happen, except fun. Heather found the invincibility statue, to bad someone found it after her, and Sierra adopted a new, uh…, pet. In the end, the Heroes got the victory, and Alejandro was heading for the Flush of Shame, until he pulled off the biggest surprise of the night, way to play possum, captain secret legs. Can the Heroes hold their lead, will the Villains live up to their name, will my breakfast get here before lunch, found out right now, on Total Drama All-Stars.
(Theme Song: I wanna be famous)
At the Spa Hotel, Cody Jrs. was chewing on an electrical object which eventually short circuited and electrocuted them. "Cody Jrs., who let you out of your crib," Sierra asked picking up the rats and taking the object out of one of their mouths. "Ew," Sierra commented but the realized that it was her partially broken phone.
"What going on Sierra," Zoey asked as she walked in. "What's that," she asked.
"My smartphone," Sierra told her.
"I thought that your phone broke," Zoey said.
"Oh Zoey, I was able to fix it with duct tape and ear wax, silly," Sierra said, "But Cody Jrs. was eating it, and the saliva could ruin it."
"Well, let me know if you need help with that," Zoey said as she left the room.
Confessional
Sierra: Now that I'm responsible for these little guys, or girls, or one guy one girl, I don't have as much time to look over my blogs anymore. I hope the fans understand. What's that Cody Jr. (Rat barfs on her face) Ew.
"Is toast supposed to be green," Gwen asked holding up her green bread.
"Mama calls this penicillin purée, never had a cold in my life," Scott said taking Gwen's bread and then eating it. Gwen barfed as she saw this.
"Well, well, well; wakey, wakey, legs-a-fakey," Scott said as Alejandro came out from the cabin.
"It truly is a miracle that my legs finally woke up, they can finally be put to good use to win the next challenge for our team," Alejandro said proudly.
"You better hope we win the next challenge," Courtney told him
"Why's that," Alejandro asked.
"After what you did to Heather, you're going to be the next one to go, and even if you do make it to the merge, you not going to find any allies, Al," Courtney explained.
"I would really prefer you not call me that name," Alejandro said.
Confessional
Alejandro: I am less worried about the challenges, and more worried about a dream I had last night, about my older, smarter, better-looking brother, José. He always calling me Al, and I hate it, more than mosquitoes and conditioners that don't detangle.
Gwen: It's nice to know that Courtney's aggression is more on Alejandro than me.
Courtney: Actually I only said that Alejandro going home so Gwen won't suspect anything. If I want her out, I need Alejandro's vote to do it.
"What's wrong with the name Al; my sister's named Al, short for Albertha, she the town hog-caller," Scott told Alejandro as he proceeded to make the hog call. After he did a hog came up and crashed into him.
"Good morning campers, proceed to the Chris-oseum, pronto. Today's challenge is going to hurt, itself," Chris announced on the loud speaker.
The two teams walked through the wood, as Sierra tried to stop Cody Jrs. from attacking her face. Duncan pulled Zoey aside.
"Hey, we need to talk, it's about Mike," Duncan whispered.
"What about Mike, wait are you trying to form an alliance with me while he's on exile," Zoey asked suspiciously.
"What, no, listen. I knew I had seen Mike's face before, but I couldn't remember until I heard him whistling," Duncan said.
"I don't understand," Zoey asked.
"When I was in jueve, so was Mike," Duncan explained which was followed by Zoey laughing at him.
"You can't be serious, Mike in jueve," Zoey said.
"I'm serious, but back then his name was Mal, and I think he liked being in there, he caused chaos just for the fun of it," Duncan said.
"If that's true, why hasn't Mike recognized you," Zoey asked.
"Probably cause I been steered clear of him, but all the stuff that's been breaking, that it most likely Mal," Duncan told her.
Zoey thought all of this over, "Thanks for at least telling me Duncan, you're very sweet and thoughtful."
"No I'm not, it's just, there's only room for one bad boy on this island, and that's me," Duncan said. Just then an intern ran near them with Cody Jrs. attacking his face.
"Codys, leave that interns face alone," Sierra yelled chasing after the intern.
Confessional
Zoey: I know Duncan's not truly a bad person, but saying that Mike's been the one breaking everyone's stuff, harsh.
On Boney Island, Chef called out for Mike. "Time to head back," he yelled. Just then a stampede of animals came by and trampled Chef. Mal walked over to him and stood on his hands.
"Hey Chef," he deviously snarled.
Inside Mike's Head
Mike desperately attempted to take the chain off his ankle. "Hello, somebody answer me," Mike shouted. Just then a screen popped out in front of Mike with Mal on it. "You."
"At your disservice," Mal laughed.
"But you disappeared, after jueve," Mike said.
"Silly Mike, I was just laying low, conserving my energy, waiting for a chance to strike. Now I'm in control, and I've got big plans," Mal snarled.
"Those are innocent people you're messing with, you have to stop," Mike said.
"Stop? No, no, no, I've only just begun," Mal said as the screen disappeared.
"Welcome to the Chris-oseum," Chris said from inside a boxing ring.
"A boxing ring, really," Scott asked.
"Looking rough Chef, had a run-in with a big bag squirrel on Boney Island" Chris taunted.
"That kid ain't right," Chef whispered pointing to 'Mike'.
"Boy, are you a sight for sore eyes," 'Mike' said.
"Greetings players, today's challenge is a handful of season one no pain, no gain challenge, with a bit of phobia factor mix in for good measure. Get ready to sink your soon-to-be-missing teeth into the Wheel of Misfortune. The rules are simple, spin the wheel and go a full two minutes with whatever the wheel lands on. Win the match and earn your team a point. The fights will be judge by Chef and myself; first team with three points is the champ."
"But who will watch my Codys while I fight," Sierra asked.
"Nobody, if the value their lives," Chris told her. "Now let's get ready to rumble."
"Hang on, where is the reward you promised Zoey," 'Mike' asked.
"I was hoping you'd forget about that, but for being MVP in the last challenge you don't have to box, and the Heroes get a point," Chris said as the Heroes congratulated her.
"Since the Villains lost yesterday, they go first," Chris said, "whose rumble ready?"
"I'll go first," Alejandro said as he walked over to the wheel. He spun the wheel, and Chef stepped on a pressure plate, which slowed down the wheel and landed on José. "No, it can't be." José appeared out of a cloud of smoke and the campers gasped. "José!" Alejandro snarled.
"Oh, nice first match," Chris said as Chef gave Alejandro the boxing gloves.
"Buenos diás, Al," José mocked. "You look tired and in need of exfoliation."
"I exfoliate once a week, and the only thing I'm tired of is you," Alejandro told him.
Confessional
Alejandro: I knew my dream was a sign. My whole life José has been better than me at everything; academics, sports, and even personal grooming. Not this time.
"Enough with the touching family reunion, start punching each other," Chris yelled.
Alejandro and José both began to hit each other after the bell went off. They both took swings toward their bodies.
"Why are they just going for body hits, it's weird," Duncan said to Brick.
Confessional
Alejandro: It is the family code, not the face.
José: Never the face.
"Looks like the Villains are going to be shot out again, or should I say punched out," Chris said.
Alejandro took another swing at his brother. "Your technique is almost as embarrassing as the way your girlfriend with the unattractive personality burned you on national television," José laughed as Alejandro angrily glared at him. Suddenly Alejandro came and punched him directly in the gut sending him flying backwards. "That's for calling me Al," he punched him again, "That for always hogging the bathroom mirror and replacing my soap with a urinal cake," he swung his arms around fiercely, "and this is for calling any aspect of Heather unattractive." He knocked José out cold and stood proudly over him.
"Whoa, the Villains gain a point and now we all know how Alejandro really feels about Heather," Chris said.
Confessional
Alejandro: Heather, I know you're watching. (Blows a kiss to the camera)
"And were tied, one all, Hero time, come on up, Sierra," Chris said.
"Why me," Sierra asked.
"Why not," Chris replied.
"Good point," Sierra laughed. She walked over to the Wheel and spun it, which slowed down and landed on Cody Jrs. "No way, I would never fight my sweetie pet."
"Oh, you're not fighting your pet," Chris started, "Your fighting pet's mother." The boxing ring floor opened up revealing a larger version of Cody Jrs. The two creatures growled at each other.
"I'm not afraid of two head, and a lot of teeth, and a bunch of claws," Sierra worryingly said.
"What are the chances of Alejandro and Sierra both getting such personal opponent," Brick asked.
"It's very unlikely, but still possible," 'Mike' said.
Sierra came over and gave Cody Jrs. to Brick. "There you go Cody Jrs., go with your uncle Brick," Sierra said.
Confessional
Brick: Uncle Brick, ugh (Cody Jrs. bite him) Ow!
"Hey, I'll take the Cody Jrs. if you vote with me tonight later," Duncan said.
"Really, great. Thanks dude, that's nice of you," Brick said giving the rat to Duncan who sighed at being called nice.
The mother rat growled at Sierra as she stood ready with the boxing gloves. "Bring it on, garbage breathe," Sierra started as she punched the mother repeatedly. The mother smiled as the punched did not affect her. The mother severely punched Sierra as the campers looked away from the agonizing pain. Sierra tried to catch her breath as the mother punched her one last time that sent her flying into the air.
"That looks like it hurts," Alejandro said. The mother took the Cody Jrs. away from Duncan as Sierra came crashing down onto Brick.
"Are you okay Sierra," Zoey asked.
"Yeah, my phone broke my fall," Sierra said taking out her completely broken phone from her back pocket.
"It wasn't just your phone," Brick said.
"A pathetic lost from the Heroes, means that it's still one all. Villain, you're up," Chris said.
"Me, I'll go next," Scott said as he walked over to the wheel. It spun until it slowed down and landed on Fang. "Wait, what." Scott then screamed as he saw the shark appear in the ring with a mouth guard on. Scott stood paralyzed looking at Fang.
"Hello, Scott, come on, you gotta box," Courtney said waving her hand in front of his face.
"Does Scott have what it takes to stand up to his foe, I doubt it, but stay tuned to find out when we return on Total Drama All-Stars."