"Come on bro, move it or lose it," Chris said to a still paralyzed Scott.
"Oh, I think that's already happened," Duncan mocked.
"Chef, a little assistance," Chris said as Chef put the boxing gloves on Scott's hands and threw him into the ring. Scott still in a daze was met with a punch, then another, and another. Fang finally sent him flying back onto the ropes which knocked him out.
"Wake up, Scott, get back in the ring," Courtney said shaking his face.
"I likes you pretty lady," Scott said and then passed out as Courtney blushed.
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Courtney: Scott probably has a crush on me, for obvious reasons, but my only interest in Scott is as an ally. I mean, he is kind of cute in a sloppy rustic way, like a shack with nice curtains or a donkey wearing a wig.
"No point for the Villains, the score is still one all," Chris said.
"You should be ashamed of yourself, you overgrown guppy," Courtney scorned Fang. She then tried to drag Scott back to where they were standing, but struggled.
"Here, I can help," Gwen offered picking up Scott by his feet.
"Thanks," Courtney replied.
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Gwen: Courtney is treating me like a human being, woohoo!
"Alright the Heroes are up," Chris said.
"Guess I'll go next," 'Mike' said, "So I'll just go to the ring"
"Got spin the wheel first, bro" Chris said.
"Why, the wheel is rigged anyways there's no point," 'Mike' explained, "Alejandro fighting his brother, Sierra fighting Cody Jrs. mom, its way to unlikely to be random."
"How about this, I guarantee you will not have a fighter specifically opponent that matches your fear, okay," Chris said and nodded to Chef.
'Mike' went over and spun the wheel which spun around and slowed down and landed on a spider. "The spider from last season's night time challenge," Chris said as Brick gulped, "Or as I like to call her, and eight-legged Izzy." The giant spider popped out and took off its head to reveal Izzy inside.
Izzy sniffed the air. "Ugh, you smell weird, like a honey cruller wrapped in rotten ham, good on the inside and poison on the outside." 'Mike' stood in confusion at here.
Inside Mike's Head
"Your right," Mike said watching Izzy on the screen, "Mal has me trapped inside my subconscious." The screen disappeared before Mike could say more.
"Question, who's Mal," Izzy asked, followed by Duncan and Zoey gasping.
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Duncan: Even Izzy knows about Mal, sure she's crazy but still.
Mal: They say the eyes are the window to the soul, time to shut that window.
"Enough chit-chat," 'Mike' said as he attacked Izzy who was caught off guard. 'Mike' beat Izzy senselessly and threw her very far away.
"See, that the kind of stuff I'm talking about," Duncan explained to Zoey.
"Mike got right villainous on that one, but a point's a point. It's two to one, Heroes, one more point and they win the whole thing," Chris said.
"Wow, where'd you learn to do that," Zoey asked.
"I don't know, it's like I wasn't even in control, but I feel way better now that I'm with you," 'Mike' said to reassure Zoey.
"A Villain is next, whose it going to be," Chris asked.
"I'll go next," Duncan said.
"I said, Villain," Chris explained.
"I am a Villain, and I was on the Villains team," Duncan said.
"Whatever, your life mister 'big bad thug'," Chris taunted as Duncan snapped at him.
Confessional
Duncan: Finally, I'll be able to prove how much of a bad boy I am by kicking but in the ring. They'll be sorry for calling me Captain Sweetheart or Mr. Nicepants or worse of all…
"Duncan-do-right, you ready for this," Chris said.
"I've been ready for a fight all season," Duncan proudly said.
"Are you sure you don't want to just give it up and call it off," Chris asked.
"There's no calling off the fist of fury."
"But you might really hurt somebody."
"Well then, it sucks to be somebody; back home the call me snake hands," Duncan jabbed his arms out while hissing. He spun the wheel as Chris and Chef winked at each other. The wheel came to a stop on a bird. "Huh," Duncan said. The bird from the Fun Zone appeared in the ring, chirping.
"I believe you two have met," Chris said as the campers laughed at him.
"Where…where are the rest of them," Duncan nervously asked.
"Rest of them," Chris asked confused.
"Yeah, uh…, because it'll take a thousand a puny birds to make this a fair fight," Duncan said throwing air-punches at the bird. "Yeah, you're going down, get ready, any second now, bro. Come on, how am I suppose to fight something so helpless and weak." Duncan held a fist as he was about to punch the bird, but it looked at him with pleading eyes. "Aw, man," Duncan said as he put his fist down.
Confessional
Duncan: Ugh,I give up.
"Tough break, snake hands," Courtney mocked Duncan as he walked back to his spot with shame.
"Zero points for Duncan, that'll get some hits on the web," Chris said, "Who's next?"
"I'll go," Gwen said as she went over to the wheel. She spun it which went around and landed on Courtney. "I have to fight Courtney, that's got to be a mistake," Gwen said.
"Aw man, I have been looking forward to this match all day, uh…I mean, how random," Chris said.
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Gwen: I can't fight Courtney, she was just started to be nice-ish to me.
The two girls stood in the ring with boxing gloves, Courtney more eager to fight than Gwen. "No way am I doing this," Gwen told Chris.
"Good thing I have some of your confessionals for motivation," Chris said as Chef wheeled in the flat screen. He turned on the screen which played Courtney's confessionals about trying to get rid of Gwen over Alejandro. Gwen gasped and angrily glared at Courtney.
"Maybe we should call off the fight," Courtney suggested.
"Oh, and just for some motivation for Courtney, here this," Chris played numerous clips of Duncan and Gwen kissing. Courtney watch each clip and got more and more angry with each one she saw.
"Isn't it awesome, the producers found it on Sierra's Gwuncan blog," Chris said, "So are you gals ready to fight?" The both said yes in unison.
"Sorry Gwen, this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me," Courtney said as she swung her fist at Gwen. Gwen shielded herself from her hits. "That's for kissing my boyfriend."
Gwen swung her fist, "That's for trying to vote me off, even after I've been nothing but nice to you this whole time."
"There fighting over me," Duncan whispered to Brick.
Confessional
Duncan: Girls don't fight over good guy. Total bad guy right here. (The bird flies in on Duncan's lap) Aw,…aw.
The girls were now lazily punching each other with each of them having a black eye. "Okay, times up," Chris said. The both shouted they were not done in unison.
"I only came back make things right with you, I've been only nice," Gwen said.
"So what, you and Duncan are still together," Courtney said.
"No, I broke up with him during the last challenge," Gwen explained.
"Really, you did?"
"Yeah, he didn't seem to care that much though."
"Total jerk, that Duncan."
"Hey," Duncan said offended by Courtney's comment. The girls both tried to catch their breath and fell on the floor.
"So can we be friends again," Gwen asked hopefully.
Courtney thought it over. "Yes." The two girls hugged as the campers awed the scene.
Chris wiped a single tear from his eye, "For putting a little bit of warmth in my frozen heart, I'm giving you both one point, making the score three to two, Villains win." Scott and Alejandro cheered as the Heroes moaned upset.
"Mike was pretty vicious with Izzy," Duncan whispered to Zoey.
"Yeah, but it was a fight challenge," Zoey told him.
"But what if Mike is just an alternate personality to Mal," Duncan suggested followed by Zoey gasping
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Zoey: Could it be, I'm in love with an alternate personality; no, no way that's true.
"Hey guys, what are you two talking about," 'Mike' asked nervously. The both replied with a nothing in unison.
"Okay, before we send another player to the sewers, I have a tiny announcement to make," Chris started, "Tonight the winners get to choose who to eliminate from the losing team." Everyone gasped. "But to avoid any 'unfair' lawsuits, I'm going to allow which the eliminated camper send which ever winner to Boney Island."
"Now Villains who's going home tonight," Chris asked. The four teammates huddled together and whispered amongst themselves.
"We've decided Chris," Gwen started, "To eliminated…"
"Duncan."
"Well, good boy Duncan, looks like will be saying good bye to you," Chris said.
"Aw, man," Duncan stood up and sighed.
"So long soldier," Brick saluted.
"Sorry about that Duncan, you were a good friend," Zoey waved to Duncan who unhappily waved back to here. He saw that at the peanut gallery, Gwen and Alejandro high-fived on the lower half, and Scott and Courtney hug on the upper half.
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Duncan: Courtney and Scott were hugging each other pretty tightly, like a more-than- a-friend hug. Whatever, if he wants to date her, it's his funeral…. what, I'm not jealous of Scott, no way. (His eye twitches.)
Mal: Good thing Duncan's gone. He knew too much about me, and he was giving the information to Zoey, I just hope she still trusts me or else that could spell big trouble.
"So Duncan, which Villain is going to exile on Boney Island," Chris asked.
"Scott!" Duncan blurted out as the campers gasped
"What, come on," Scott started, "There's not even an immunity idol there anymore."
"Whatever, Chef if you would be so kind," Chris said as Chef carried Scott to Boney Island.
"Sorry again," Zoey said to Duncan in the toilet.
"Any last words, Hero," Chris asked.
"Make more of those Gwuncan videos, Sierra," Duncan told her.
"Can you just flush him already," Gwen asked.
"Adios," Chris shouted as he pushed the button to send Duncan down the toilet.
"Big Brother, former competitors, surprising twists, can we top it, you better believe we can next time on Total Drama All-Stars."
