"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, we celebrated the 100th episode with a surprise guest and a kidnapping of the host kind, but I stayed strong. (Video clip of Chris in a panic). Hey, who put that in there! Alejandro found out who been messing with the contestants and got himself and insurance policy, and Courtney proved to be quiet the klutzy kisser. (Repeat of the video clip). Okay, someone is so getting fired! Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Brick, Gwen stopped Zeke, Mal voted for Brick, Brick got sent home. (Repeat of the video clip). That is it! Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood than upping the ow factor into a challenge, stick around to see who goes down, here on Total Drama All-Stars. Tell the editor to meet me at the Flush of Shame!"
(Theme Song: I wanna be famous)
Gwen was sleeping in the Spa Hotel, when she was awoken by Courtney coming into the room with a tray of breakfast foods. "What's all this," Gwen asked.
"Oh, can't someone bring their best friend breakfast without being questioned," Courtney said.
"Best friend?" Gwen asked as she took a bite out of a piece of toast.
"Of course," Courtney said as she hugged Gwen.
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Gwen: About a week ago, Courtney was trying to get rid of me, and now she's calling me her best friend. I know that I wanted her as a friend, but still it just seems weird.
Courtney: During the last challenge, Brick and I kissed while I was still with Scott. He eventually got over it, but if Gwen were to ever find out about this, especially after that little incident with Duncan, I not sure what would happen.
"Aren't you going to eat anything," Gwen asked Courtney.
"No thanks," Courtney replied, "You should build up your strength for the crazy challenge that Chris probably has in store."
"I guess you're right," Gwen said as she ate some of the eggs.
"So I was thinking," Courtney started, "That since were best friends, we should go to the finale together."
Gwen was taken aback by that comment that she nearly chocked, "Really, you rather go to the finale with me over Scott?"
"Well Scott's cool and all, but I rather go to the finale with my best friend," Courtney said with another hug.
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Gwen: Courtney's fine. I was just overacting when I said she was acting weird.
Over on the loser cabin, Scott was sitting on the roof with a pair of binoculars, trying to read the lips of Gwen and Courtney, when he suddenly heard a voice talking to him.
"What're you doing?" the voice startled Scott that he fell off the roof, and landing in the bushes beside the cabin. The binoculars landed on his chest. Scott looked up to see that it was 'Mike'.
"Well," Scott started, brushing the dirt off, "I certainly wasn't spying on the girls, if that's what you implying." He tossed the binoculars to the side.
"I didn't say that," 'Mike' said, "I just figured you were worried about Courtney since she cheated on you."
Scott's eyes widened, "How do you know about that?"
"Uh, Zoey told me," 'Mike' said quickly.
"Maybe I'm just overacting," Scott said as he sat on the cabin steps.
"No way," 'Mike' said, "I mean, she kissed another guy while you two were dating. That's why I helped vote off Brick at the last elimination."
"Really, you did," Scott asked.
"Yeah, if anyone kissed my girlfriend, I'd want them voted off too," 'Mike' told him. Scott put his chin in his hands. "You know what we should do, we should form a secret alliance to get to the finale two."
Scott stood up, "Really, but what about Courtney?"
"Forget her, she was probably just using you for your vote, and probably Brick's too," 'Mike' said, "From now on, you and I can only trust each other." He held out his hand, "You wanna form an alliance?" Scott hesitated, but agreed.
"Do you think I should go break up with Courtney," Scott asked.
"Don't do it just yet," 'Mike' told him, "If she's using you, we'll just do the same to her"
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Mal: Since we're getting close to the finale, I need a ally, and Scott is easily at my disposal since that little incident with Courtney and Brick. Still, Zoey did manage to somewhat repair their relationship, and that could be a problem.
Inside Mike's Head
"So much walking," Chester moaned, "Why'd I ever agree to go on a quest. There better not be any of that rocking or roll music or dancing where we're going."
"Will you keep it down with the babbling," Svetlana whispered, "He might here you."
"Svetlana, uh, what are you doing," Mike asked.
"Mal told me 'Sculpt fishes with butter, or cease to exist'," Svetlana told them.
"Well it's time to cease his existence," Mike said, "Come with us."
"Shhh! Stop with the talking. He has the ears everywhere," Svetlana replied. They looked up to see numerous ears floating over head.
"Okay, that could be a problem," Mike said.
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Mal: But I have bigger objectives on my plate, the biggest problem being Alejandro.
'Mike' knocked on the window of the girl's side of the cabin, "Hey Zoey, how's it going."
"I'm okay, kind of lonely, but I'm glad you're here," Zoey said.
"Thanks for saying that, because I thought that you didn't trust me," 'Mike' said.
"Of course not," Zoey replied quickly.
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Zoey: I can't trust Mike, but I still don't have enough evidence to prove anything. I just need one thing that will help me know what's up with Mike.
"Attention contestants, last one to meet me in the forest has to give me fifty pushup," Chris announced.
"Hurray, we don't wanna be last," 'Mike' said to Zoey.
"You go on ahead, I'll just be a minute," Zoey said. As 'Mike' walked to Chris, Zoey went over to Scott still sitting on the stairs. "What are you doing?"
"I'm sad, and when I'm sad I eat dirt," Scott explained. Zoey looked at him confused. "I'm sad because I can't trust Courtney anymore," he continued. Zoey was reminded of her situation with Mike.
"Do you have any more dirt," Zoey asked.
"Welcome campers, about time you arrived," Chris said to the tired campers, "I was getting bored; glad you could join us Alejandro." Chris saw dark circles under his eyes. "Whoa, I guess Boney Island kept up," Chris laughed.
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Alejandro: I spent all of last night look for that other immunity idol, but sadly came up empty. Now I'll just have to convince the others of Mal's wrongdoings.
"You know the deal Alejandro, fifty pushups," Chris said.
Alejandro shrugged and became the pushups, as Chris began explaining the challenge. "Listen up, season two disaster theme challenge, pitted the contestants up against dangerous disaster themed events. Since this is season five, the challenge has become a lot harder. Instead of living through the disaster, you'll have to survive an obstacle course from the aftermath of the earthquake. To avoid getting flush, you'll first have to survive the junk yard, where numerous objects in the tires will attempt to slow you down. Then you're on to the rope slop where you'll have to get yourself to safety at the top. Some rope are less reliable than others, so choose carefully. Then to the snapping bars where you'll have to cross and avoid the animals that are a little shoken up from the earthquake…"
"And fifty," Alejandro said as he finished his pushups and stood up.
"Good, now you'll all hear about my favorite part: The Aftershock Zone. I bet you can guess what'll be happening there. You'll have a pleasant stroll through the area while the ground will be violently shaking," Chris continued.
"How did you even manage that," Gwen asked.
"I sent the interns down into the mine to set up a spring mechanism. And if you manage to make it out of The Aftershock Zone alive, you'll head over to the zip line, where the first contestant to grab the safety flag and give it to me, wins."
"Huh, piece of cake," Scott said.
"Really, then in that case, everyone has to wear a heavy pack for the whole challenge," Chris said as Chef planted the bags on the ground, "Abandon your pack, and you'll face a brutal penalty, seriously."
All the contestants groaned. "Thanks Scott," Courtney said to an upset Scott.
"This is going to be awesome," Chris stated.
Zoey and Gwen watched Alejandro pick up his bag. "During the last challenge, Brick told me that Alejandro let him fall down a hole," Gwen started.
"Wow, that harsh," Zoey stated, "Do you think we should vote for him."
"I'll vote with you tonight," Gwen said, shaking Zoey's hand. Courtney was watching the two of them talk.
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Courtney: I don't know what those two were talking about, but it better not have been about the kiss. The only who know are me, Scott, Brick, and Zoey. I'm not going to tell, Scott better know not to tell, Brick was eliminated, so that leaves Zoey. All I need to do is make sure Gwen and Zoey are not together during the challenge.
'Mike' walked over to Alejandro, "Hey Pal, sucks about Brick getting voted off in the last challenge…" He was interrupted by Alejandro turning to him.
"Do not call me you pal, Mal," he said, "and you may drop the whole charade."
" About time you figured it out," Mal said, "I imagine that you going to tell everyone, that is if you can stay up for the rest of the challenge."
"I have enough energy to win the challenge with one hand," Alejandro said, "and after I do, I tell everyone you secret."
"Who's going to believe you," Mal scoffed, "The most manipulative player in Total Drama History."
"While it's true that I not known for being honest, I did manage to get a DVD of evidence on you, and have it hidden in the Spa Hotel, "Alejandro grabbed Mal's shirt, "Your hours here are numbered, pal." Mal grabbed Alejandro wrist tightly causing Alejandro to fall on his knees, just as Zoey walked over to see them.
"What are you guys doing," Zoey asked.
Mal quickly changed his voice, "Oh, Alejandro accidentally tripped, and I was just helping him up," He pulled Alejandro to his feet, "You should really be more careful."
The contestants lined up at the finish line. "On your marks, get set, go!" Chris shouted into the megaphone. The contestants took off running. Scott and Courtney were the first ones to the junkyard.
"This is easy," Scott said as they ran through the tires, when suddenly a concrete pipe popped out of the tire right in front of Courtney, making her stop.
"Huh," Scott said before he could see that he stepped into a hole under one of the tires, "Oh, come on!"
'Mike' and Zoey ran through the tires, avoiding the flame throwers in the tires. He managed to stop her from running right into one
"Whoa, you save my life," Zoey said.
"Yeah, I guess you owe me one," 'Mike' replied. Alejandro glared at him.
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Alejandro: If I am to tell anyone about Mal, it should be Zoey, the others would definitely believe her. I just have to convince her.
Gwen was running past Alejandro. "Gwen I need to talk to you," he said.
"Not really the best time," Gwen told him as she timed her next moved.
"Fine, just be careful of…" Alejandro was cut off by a car engine popping out from the tires. Gwen quickly left as he tried to get the engine off him.
"Mike and Zoey and in the lead," Chris narrated as he and Chef pulled up to the action, "and heading for the rope slope. This is gonna be good." 'Mike' and Zoey each came up to a rope, 'Mike' taking the first one while Zoey took the third. 'Mike' was able to quickly climb to the top, while Zoey was having a little more difficulty. With each grab of the rope, she was sneezing.
"Come on Zoey," 'Mike' said continuing his climb, "You can do it."
"I'm trying," Zoey said followed by a sneezing causing her to let go of the rope and fall.
"Guess Zoey's allergic to dog hair," Chris announced.
"Dog hair? Gross," Zoey said with another sneeze.
"Zoey, you okay," 'Mike' asked.
"Uh, yeah, you keep going," Zoey replied, "I'll catch up."
Just as Mal was about to keep going, he noticed a familiar scent from the rope he was climbing. "Licorice? Might as well make it more interesting." Mal took a bit out of the rope, leaving a very small piece holding up the bottom half.
Just as Zoey began to climb up the fourth rope, Gwen came running and grabbed the dog hair rope.
"Uh, are you allergic to dogs?" Zoey asked Gwen.
"Weird question, no," Gwen replied, "Why do you ask?"
"Well, it just you rope is made up of dog hair," Zoey explained.
"Ew, whoa," Gwen said as the discovery caused her to let go of the rope and fall down. Just as she hit the ground, Courtney and Scott arrived to the ropes.
"Whoa, you okay Gwen," Zoey asked.
"She's fine," Courtney quickly responded, "Right best friend."
"Uh yeah, I'm good," Gwen said. Zoey took this as a sign to continue climbing. Courtney help Gwen get to her feet and to another rope.
"Scott, help Gwen up the rope," Courtney told him.
"Hey, that's okay," Gwen said grabbing onto the fourth rope, "I'm totally not hurt."
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Gwen: Okay, something is definitely going on with Courtney, I just don't know what.
Scott: Why should I help Gwen, what do I look like a farm animal or something.
"What are you waiting for," Courtney shouted back down from nearly the top of the while.
"Huh," Scott said as he realized he was just standing in one place, thinking. He quickly grabbed onto the second rope. "Hold on, I'll be there in a jiffy." Just as he finished his sentence, he was electrocuted by the loses wires inside the rope.
"Looks like someone found my favorite rope, the zapper," Chris laughed. Just then Alejandro ran past and climbed up the licorice rope, stopping to talk to Scott.
"Scott, we need to talk," Alejandro quickly started, "You can't trust…" he was interrupted by Scott once more getting electrocuted. "I'll tell you later." He resumed his climb when suddenly the rope he was on began to stretch until it broke. Luckily, for Alejandro, he managed to snag the top of the slope before falling.
"Will anyone survive this disaster, will Scott become a human hotdog, will I laugh no matter what, yes to that, but for all the other answers stay tuned to Total Drama All-Stars."
