"Oh no," 'Mike' said as he crossed the snapping bars.
"Mike is first to reach the snapping bars, followed by Zoey, and here comes Gwen," Chris announced. As Gwen climbed up onto the bars, one of the turtles almost bit her.
"Snapping turtles, hilarious," Gwen sarcastically said. Just then Alejandro came running in out of nowhere and quickly got to the top of the bars. He managed to walk across the upper side of the bars, avoiding the turtles. He overtook Gwen, then Zoey and went over to 'Mike' and jumped down, trying to pull him off the bars.
"Let go of me," 'Mike' said.
"Not without a fight," Alejandro replied.
Inside Mike's head
"Come on, let us help you," Mike pleaded to Svetlana. Just then, Svetlana began to fade and static. "Svetlana! What's happening?"
"It's him," Svetlana cried.
Just then, 'Mike' quickly transformed into Svetlana, but more evil. "Ah ha, Svetlana is an champion with the hanging bars." She then proceeded to swing rapidly, knocking Alejandro into the bars as Gwen and Zoey watching in horror.
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Zoey: Mike told me that he couldn't access his personalities anymore. If he could access Svetlana maybe he could turn into Mal. I really hope I'm wrong.
Inside Mike's head
"Fight it Svetlana," Mike said, "Fight Mal."
"The chain," Svetlana struggled to say. Mike quickly picked up the sculpting tool and used it to smash the chain holding Svetlana in place. Just like that, Svetlana stopped fading and got up to cheer.
"Hooray," Svetlana helps you now," she said high-fiving Mike.
As Evil Svetlana continued her torture of Alejandro by spinning him in the air with her feet, she suddenly changed back to Mal.
"Huh, whoa," Mal said as he fell into the water. Alejandro took this opportunity to proceed onward. 'Mike' came out of the water, angry, but was stopped by the attacking turtles.
"Mike," Zoey worryingly said. She quickly jumped in and help 'Mike' get to the shore. "Are you okay?"
"Yeah, thanks for that," 'Mike' replied.
"Hey, I guess that makes us even," Zoey said.
"Oh, yeah," 'Mike' said uneasily.
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Mal: Great, I was going to that favor to ensure that Zoey invites me to the Spa Hotel if I didn't win, but that can be fixed. What more important is that Svetlana was able to escape so easily. And only one person would be able to do that. Mike. If he knows what's good for him, he'll stop ruining my plans. (Punches and breaks the camera).
"While Mike may be out of commission, here comes team break up-make up," Chris announced. Courtney came running to the bars with Scott slowly trailing behind.
"Hurray up, we're falling behind," Courtney ordered.
"Sorry, for getting electrocuted," Scott replied.
"Never mind, just start going," Courtney said already climbing across. Just then a snapping turtle jumped up and bit Gwen who was almost at the end.
"Hey, not cool," Gwen said.
"Are you alright, best friend," Courtney asked worried.
"Doing just fine," Gwen said prying the turtle off her foot.
"Don't worry I come help you," Courtney said climbing over to Gwen.
"Yeah, it's not like I'm in an danger," Scott said. Just as he finished his sentence two turtles came up and bit him on his butt. "Why is it always my butt." He then let go of the bars and was attack by more turtles.
"Looks like Scott is in trouble," Gwen said, "Maybe you should help him."
"I've been dragging him through the whole course, he's on his own now," Courtney said.
"Do you need help getting up," Zoey asked 'Mike'.
"No, you go on ahead, try to catch Alejandro," 'Mike' said, "I'll stay back to help Scott." Zoey continued on. As she did, she came to a very large area with many rocks and trash scattered around. Just then Alejandro poked his head out from one of the rocks.
"Zoey, we need to talk," Alejandro said in a hushed tone.
"Don't try to make an alliance with me, I know you're a jerk; Gwen told me about how you let Brick fall in the mine," Zoey scorned and ran off.
"No, that's not what's important," Alejandro said and followed her, "I need you to be aware that Mike is…" All of a sudden, he was hit by a flying piece of trash.
"Forget to mention that the Aftershock Zone gonna have a lot of flying trash, but I'll show you the better part once everyone gets here," Chris announced. After he finished, Chef proceeded to throw more trash as Zoey, and Alejandro.
"Madre Mia," Alejandro said while being bombarded with rubbish. Zoey took this chance to hid behind a rock. When it was clear she ran on.
"Zoey takes the lead," Chris announced as Gwen and Courtney came running in, avoiding the trash flying around them. Just as the hid behind and rock, Alejandro had been able to continue on. He went over to the rock Zoey was behind.
"I told you.." Zoey started.
"Look, just listen to what I have to say," Alejandro said and whispered something into Zoey's ear. Just then 'Mike' and Scott came running in, and 'Mike' saw Alejandro behind a rock with Zoey. He pulled Scott behind a bush.
"Look, Zoey is cheating on me Alejandro," 'Mike' cried. Scott looked and saw the heads of Zoey and Alejandro.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Scott said, "I guess we should vote him off."
"I guess so," 'Mike' said whipping a fake tear away.
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Mal: This is all going exactly like I plan.
"Maybe you could convinced Courtney and Gwen to vote for him too," 'Mike' said.
"Okay."
As Chef continued to throw trash, Chris became bored. "Why is everyone hiding, this is boring," he announced, "Time to unless the aftershock." He pulled out a remote and pushed the button on it. Just then, all the contestants gained worried looks on their faces and the ground slowly shook.
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Gwen: Great, shaking the ground, just what I needed.
Scott tried to get up from behind the bush, and go over to Courtney, but accidentally fell onto the bush. He tried to free himself, but the bag was stuck. "Ah, forget it," Scott said and ditched it.
"Should you take your pack," 'Mike' said.
"I'll worry about that when I win," Scott replied.
"Okay, so if we run in opposite directions, Chef won't be able to hit both of us," Gwen said.
"I'd think it be better if we stuck together, best friend," Courtney said. Gwen shuddered when Courtney said that phrase again.
"So you understand everything I know," Alejandro said to Zoey.
"Yeah, and I can't believe it," Zoey said,
"Just make sure he does know, you know," Alejandro said. Zoey nodded and peaked out from behind the rock to see if it was safe.
"Courtney, we need to talk," Scott huffed, exhausted from running through the shaking ground.
"I'll leave you two alone," Gwen said, taking a chance to leave Courtney.
"Great, now she's gone," Courtney said.
"Just listen, we need to vote off Alejandro," Scott huffed.
"Why?"
"Just do me this one favor please," Scott begged.
"Fine," Courtney said, "as long as you stop complaining about everything and help me catch up to Gwen."
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Scott: Courtney was using me for my vote, now I'm using her for her vote. Feels good being a villain.
Just then, 'Mike' took off from his hiding space, but ran into Alejandro. They both feel to the ground, but Alejandro got hit by more garbage. "You need some help there," 'Mike asked.
"You, of all people, would help me," Alejandro asked.
"Nah," Mal said kicked him aside. As he sat on the ground, upset, Mal came back, "See you in the toilet, Al." He ran off and laughed. That was the last straw for Alejandro.
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Alejandro: I'm coming for you Mal!
'Mike' caught up to Zoey, who was ahead of everyone else. "Did you stop, Alejandro?" She asked.
"Yeah, he's way back there," Mike reassured to a nervous Zoey. As the finally were able to escape the shaking ground, they came to a cliff side, with two wires stretching across the large chasm.
"Here's a real treat," Chris announced, "If you wanna get rescued all you have to is zip line to where I am and grab the flag."
"What are we supposed to use," 'Mike' said looking at the wires "There's no equipment."
"What do you thinks in the backpacks," Chris replied. The two of them quickly took off their packs and took out the equipment. As they quickly put them on, Alejandro was running towards them. He saw them taking the equipment out and did they same thing, while he ran.
"Didn't think you see me again," he said as he attached his harness to the wire, "See you in the toilet, Mal."
"What did he say," Zoey asked.
"I think he said Pal, but that's not important he's gonna win," 'Mike' said, "We should go together, our combined weight will make us faster." 'Mike' attached the harness and grabbed Zoey. Gwen, Courtney, and Scott came running just then.
"Wait, you didn't say we'll need our packs," Scott said.
"You don't have your pack," Courtney scolded.
"Told you there'd be a penalty, bro," Chris replied.
Confessional
Scott: So I have to use my hands to get across, big deal. I did that all the time back home, just with a clothes line and over fire ants. Good times.
Scott spit on his hands, and grabbed the wires, as Gwen and Courtney attached their harnesses to the wires. "The race for last place begins, as the race for first is about to end," Chris announced, "Alejandro looks unbeatable, but hears comes Mike and Zoey."
"I don't think we can pass him," Zoey said.
"Here, hold the line," 'Mike' said before Zoey could protest. 'Mike' jumped onto Alejandro.
"What are you doing," Zoey cried. 'Mike' didn't answer, but kicked Zoey so she would pass them.
"You owe me," 'Mike shouted to her. "Now tell me where that DVD is," Mal said as he tried to pull Alejandro off the zip line.
"Never," Alejandro protested. As he tried to shake him off, the harness holding them up snapped, causing both of them to fall into the water below.
"And Mike throws himself under the bus, so that Zoey could win immunity," Chris announced.
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Alejandro: Juvie is too good for Mal, he belongs in jail.
"Are Mike and Alejandro okay," Zoey asked Chris.
"Maybe, maybe not, I don't know," Chris replied. Just then, Gwen and Courtney came through the finish line crashing into trees. "Bonus ouchies," Chris laughed, "you count your bruises, while I count the votes, none of which are for Zoey, so I wonder who'll be going home tonight." Mal and Alejandro look at each other in the water angrily.
"Hey, a little help here," Scott cried from the zip line.
"Congratulations campers, this was the fasting voting in Total Drama History, except for Zoey, who took a bit long to vote. In the end, the results were unanimous, minus this very artistic vote." Chris held up a vote for Mike, with devil horn drawn on it. All the contestants looked at Mike.
"However, everyone else wants Alejandro to take the Flush of Shame."
"Aw man," Alejandro sighed.
"To bad, Heather isn't here," Chris said, "You could have stolen the immunity idol from here again. Oh, well. Zoey won immunity so she and another camper get to stay at the Spa Hotel for the evening, so who's it going to be?"
"Well, it was Ma…, I mean Mike who helped me win the challenge, so I guess I'll take him," Zoey uneasily said.
"Gee, thanks Zoey," 'Mike' said hugging her.
"You also get to choose who you want to go to Boney Island," Chris said.
"Actually I want to volunteer," Gwen said. Everyone gasp.
"Hey, your funeral," Chris replied. Gwen leaned over to Courtney.
"You're not upset about this, right," she asked.
"It's okay," Courtney said, "I'll be fine here."
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Gwen: The only reason I want to go to Boney Island is to get away from Courtney for the night, by tomorrow everything should be back to the way it was.
Courtney: This is perfect, with Gwen at Boney Island there's no way she'll find out about the kiss. Looks like everything will be okay.
Zoey: I feel bad for Alejandro. I had to vote for him, or it might be suspicious to Mike.
"This show just got one hundred percent less beautiful," Alejandro said from the Flush of Shame, "I'm not the real villain, there is a greater evil looking." Chris yawned as the contestants looked at one another.
"Boring," Chris said and flushed Alejandro.
"The truth is in the art, in the art," Alejandro screamed and echoed as he was flushed.
"What do you think he meant by that," Scott asked.
"What did he mean indeed, you'll just have to find out next time when the final five become the fortune four, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!"