This season on Total Drama All-Stars, 14 competitors returned for another chance at one million dollars. Your favorite Heroes and Villains battled for supremacy in our most brutal and painful challenges ever, but it was the betrayals that cut the deepest. Gwen dumped Duncan, Alejandro could walk the whole time, Courtney's newly formed friendships went way off the rails, and Mike repeatedly left his friends in the dust, or was that all the work of Mal, Mike's evil personality. In the end, Mike, or should I say Mal, won the penultimate challenge, and Scott decided to quit the game in order to give Courtney the other spot in the finale. After twelve killer challenge we're down to our final two contestants, and who will take home the million-dollar prize? Will it be CIT Courtney, or the evil genius previously known as Mike, find out right here, right now, on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!
(Theme Song: I wanna be famous)
At night, 'Mike' and Courtney were returning to the cabins from the Flush of Shame.
"Aren't you excited," 'Mike' asked Courtney, "We made it to the finale." Courtney didn't answer right away.
"Huh, oh yeah, very excited," Courtney replied.
Confessional
Courtney: I thought that after four seasons of this show that I would be more thrilled to be in the finale, it's just that if Scott hadn't quit, Mike would have probably voted me off. Well, he better watch his back before I take the million from under his nose.
Mal: After that last challenge, there is nothing stopping me from claiming that million-dollar prize. Courtney is still emotional from Scott devotion to her, Mike is safely stuck in my subconscious, and the only piece of evidence is right here in my hand.
Inside Mike's Head
"Here we are," Manitoba said, "Welcome to the Tower of Mal."
"Why ain't is got any bouncers or guards dogs," Vito asked.
"Probably cause Mal didn't think I be able to get this far," Mike said, "Hey check out the door, it's got five people on it."
"It's probably because that how many people it'll take to open it," Chester told him, but at that moment, the door suddenly fell on all of the personalities.
"It's one of Mal's traps," Manitoba said.
"Come on," Mike said, "Everyone push with all you got." The door came somewhat off the ground before falling back onto the again.
"This can't be how it ends," Svetlana said.
"Was everyone pushing as hard as they could," Mike asked. All except Chester replied with a yes. "Chester," Mike scolded.
"What, I've got noodles for arms," Chester explained.
"Everyone, push on three," Mike started, "One, two, three!" At the count of three, the door slowly raised from the ground and soon was able to topple over, freeing them from the trap Mal had set. They all ran inside, except for Vito who had to carry Chester inside the tower. "Nothing can stop us now," Mike exclaimed before looking up to see the numerous flights of stairs above them. They all groaned in pain.
"Good morning finalist," Chris announced on the loudspeakers, "Meet me in the forest clearing, and get ready to diet. Whoops, typo; ready to die."
"Thanks for bringing me to the finale," 'Mike' told Courtney as they walked to the clearing.
"Uh, I didn't bring you," Courtney said, "You won the challenge."
"Oh, that's right," 'Mike' said, "And Scott quit to save you."
"What are you getting at," Courtney asked.
"Nothing, just that he's a quitter and all, and you too did go out," 'Mike explained.
"Are you trying to say I'm a quitter, because I'm not," Courtney snapped.
"No need to be upset, I'll be sure to give you a few bucks after I win the million dollars," 'Mike' said.
"Ha, you just assume you're going to win," Courtney said.
Confessional
Courtney: I never took Mike for someone who trash talks, but if that's how he wants to play, then I can play just as dirty.
Mal: Courtney's biggest weakness is her emotions, and by taking strikes at Scott, that'll make her slip up much easier.
'Mike' and Courtney came up to Chris, Chef, and a large object that was covered by a sheet. "Congratulations on making it to the finale," Chris started, "It's something that you'll regret for the rest of your lives, which will likely be rather short since this final challenge is so vicious, so brutal, so savage, that our lawyers said we had to change it."
"So you made it less dangerous," Courtney asked.
"Nope, but we told them we did," Chris laughed. "High five," he said to Chef.
"People gonna die," Chef responded.
"Yeah, those people," Chris said pointed to 'Mike' and Courtney, "Alright, combatants choose a weapon," he said revealing a wall of weapons behind the sheet, "What will you choose; meatball bazooka, bow and blood-tipped arrows, a paintball gun, or a slingshot." 'Mike' reached for the bazooka, while Courtney choose the bow and arrows.
"Good luck trying to hurt me with meatballs," Courtney snickered to 'Mike'
"Oh, you won't be fighting each other with these weapons," Chris told her.
"Then why did we need to choose a weapon," 'Mike' asked.
"These weapons will help to choose your partners from the previously flushed all-stars," Chris explained and pulled out a walkie-talkie, "Intern bring in the helpers." Overhead a helicopter flew in with an intern piloting it. "When I give the signal, they will drop the contestants inside balloons, and your job is to pop as many of them as possible. Any all-stars you manage to free from the balloons becomes your helper."
"Seriously, you're letting the plummet to their deaths," Courtney replied.
"Relax, we provided an air mattress for them to land on," Chris explained, "Which was generously filled with former contestant Owen."
"Thanks Chris," Owen said covered in beans and empty cans, "These beans really helped with it, watch." Owen proceeded to fart into the filled air mattress which began to expand bigger than it already was before eventually exploding. "Mommy," Owen moaned painfully.
"Oh well," Chris said, "You'll have thirty seconds before the balloons hit the ground." Chris picked up the walkie-talkie again," Alright, let the balloons drop." The intern pulled the level inside the helicopter, causing the floor below the balloons to let the fall. 'Mike' and Courtney wasted no time in shooting the down. 'Mike' meatballs just grazed between some balloons, while Courtney managed to pop the one that Zoey was in. 'Mike' tried again but the same thing happened and Courtney managed to free Scott from his balloon. "Courtney picks up Zoey and Scott, Mike you better start trying," Chris told him.
"Courtney, why don't you take a break," Mal told himself, and shot Courtney with meatballs.
"Hey, you can't do that," Courtney complained.
"I never said he couldn't do that," Chris replied. 'Mike' took one last shot at the balloons and managed to free both Heather and Alejandro at the same time. After that the rest of the balloons hit the ground. "Alright, so Mike gets Alejandro and Heather," Chris said, "Chef, go get the rest of the contestants out the balloons.
Confessional
Courtney: I'm glad I got Scott, but not Zoey. She's probably mad that I voted her off, or she rather help Mike. No matter, this final challenge is still mine.
Mal: If either Alejandro or Heather or Zoey for that matter get in my way, or try to stop me, I'll bury them all alive.
"Alejandro and Heather, you will be helping Mike," Chris said, "Zoey and Scott, you'll be helping Courtney, hey, where is Scott." They all looked to see that Scott wasn't there, and saw him with his head stuck in a hole in the ground. Courtney ran over to him.
"Scott, are you okay," Courtney asked as she pulled him out from the ground.
"Yeah, pappy, just gonna stay here with grandma," Scott said before passing out.
"Come on Scott, you're not a quitter," Courtney said as she dragged him over to the others.
"Now, as I was saying," Chris began again," Your four are here as helpers only. This means that none of you can win the money." None of them seemed dazed but this comment, "Meaning no money," Chris emphasize to Alejandro and Heather who seemed to not care again. "Zero money, plenty of pain," Chris said once more, but the two of them only looked at each other. Chris pulled out his megaphone, "Heather can you hear me!"
"Yes Chris, I can hear you," Heather responded, "Alejandro and I are fine with the rules."
"Wait, are you two, dating," Chris asked nervously.
Confessional
Alejandro & Heather: "After we were both eliminated we realized that," Heather said. "The money was getting in the way of our happiness," Alejandro finished. They both proceeded to kiss each other.
Chris: That is the most disgusting thing to ever happen in the confessional (Throws up).
"Mike, Courtney," Chris said as the final two and their helpers were brought to the challenge in a golf cart, "I've decided that none of our previous challenge would be danger, er, I mean, special enough for an All-Star finale, so that's why I've created an entire new challenge just for the occasion; say hello to The Moats of Doom!" Chris showed them a three layered structure; all the contestants gasped. "Each level of the moats contains some safe ground, where you'll find tools that'll help you survive the insane dangerous that await you in each moat. The first level is filled with toxic waste, you might want to avoid falling in. The second moat has boiling hot lava. The third moat is swamp water, that has many killer animals that will want to kill you."
Confessional
Scott: I can't believe I smash my head through the ground just end up dying anyways.
"Mike, Courtney, if you somehow survive all three moats, you must say good-bye to your helpers and go it alone as you storm the castle," Chris gestured to Chef at the top of the small castle, "Take your life in your hands as you fight your way past The Mad King."
"I am The Mad King," Chef said uninterested.
"If you get past The Mad King, you must find the strength to pull The Sword of Victory from the stone and become the true Total Drama All-Star and the winner of one-million dollars."
"This challenge is crazy," Heather told him.
"Remember Zoey, you're my helper, not Mike's" Courtney told Zoey harshly.
"Don't worry Courtney, let's get out there, win this, and crush Mal," Zoey exclaimed.
Confessional
Courtney: I like Zoey enthusiasm, though I'm not sure she knows we're fighting Mike and not Alejandro.
Zoey: I don't know if Mike's is still in there, but regardless Mal is going down.
"There just one more thing we need before we can start this challenge," Chris said as Chef came in pulling all the other all-stars, "and here it is, an audience to enjoy watching the pain with." Lindsay, Lightning, Jo, Cameron, Duncan, Sierra, Brick, and Gwen all stepped out from the golf carts and walked over to Chris, "Welcome peanut gallery, take a seat on the bleachers over there, and get ready for some pain."
Confessional
Gwen: I was sad that I didn't make the finale again, but after seeing this challenge, I'm glad Courtney's here and not me.
Duncan: Between Courtney and Mal, I'd like to see both of the them get seriously hurt, but for a winner, I'd never thought I say it but I rather have Mal to win.
"Now that we're all here, we can start the challenge," Chris started, "but before we do, let's take a break, but stick around to find out who survives this challenge, and see if our winner is a king or queen; right here, Total Drama All-Stars."
