"Good luck Mike, you'll need it," Courtney shouted to 'Mike' from the other side of the moat.
"Thanks, I'll think about that after I win the money," 'Mike' called back to her.
"Enough trash-talking," Chris announced, "On your marks, get set, go!" As Chris said that, the two finalist and their helpers took off for the first moat. Each team got there to see two bamboo poles lying beside them.
"It's too wide to jump across," Courtney said to her helpers.
"Maybe we could use them as stilts," Scott suggested.
"Or maybe," Zoey started, "We tie them together and use them like a tight rope."
"How are you at floating," 'Mike' asked Heather.
"Excuse me," Heather replied confused. Alejandro walked over and picked up the two bamboo poles and tried to break them, to no avail. "Not bad," he said to himself. Soon he heard Heather screaming for help. He ran over to see Mal trying to toss Heather into the toxic waste.
"Don't fight it," Mal told her.
"Wait, I have a way across," Alejandro reassured him, "We can pole vault."
Courtney and Zoey watched as Scott tied the two poles together. "Finished," he said and placed the pole between the two sides of the acid, "Good thing I still have one shoelace left."
"Alright Zoey you go ahead of me, and Scott you go behind me," Courtney told them. They agreed and proceeded cautiously across the balance beam.
"Try not to fall in," Zoey told them.
"Thanks for that advice," Scott replied.
"We're almost across," Courtney snapped, "Stay focused." As the slowly inched to the other side, Zoey and Courtney hopped off, but just as Scott was about to make it, the two poles snapped.
"Whoa," Scott screamed, but before he fell in Courtney managed to pull him to safety, "Hey thanks."
"No problem," Courtney said. They looked into each other's eyes before being interrupted by Zoey.
"Come on guys, we need to stay determined," she told them. The nodded and proceeded up the ladder to the second moat.
"Courtney is in the lead," Chris announced on the megaphone, "Courtney, winning!"
"Not for long," Mal told himself. He ran at full force with the bamboo pole and pole vaulted himself across the toxic waste. He nearly fell in, but managed to land safely on the other side.
"Mike," Zoey said worryingly when she saw 'Mike' almost fall in.
"Hey, you're not his helper, your mine," Courtney told her, "And don't forget that he voted you off too."
"Yeah, your right," Zoey replied and proceeded up the later behind her and Scott.
"Quick, toss the pole back across," Alejandro shouted to 'Mike'. 'Mike' picked up the pole but pretended to let it fall into the toxic waste.
"Oops," Mal said to himself again.
"Great, now how are we supposed to get across," Heather shouted to him.
"I guess you'll have to share that other pole," 'Mike' said and climb the later to the second moat.
"Welcome to level two," Chris announced, "It's all tied, and nobody's died."
Inside Mike's Head
The five personalities we're all tired when they finally reached the top of the tower in Mike's head.
"Hey, what's that thing in the middle there," Vito asked. Mike walked over to look at it, and saw it what a button.
"Look's like some sort of button," Mike told him.
"Not just any button," Chester told him, "Says right there it's a randomizer button." Mike looked to see it said that on the side of the machine.
"This is probably how Mal got control of my head," Mike started, "When he captured all of you, he pressed the button…"
"And that meant he was the only personality that could've been picked," Svetlana continued.
"So that's how Mal got control so easily," Manitoba finished, "Now, what's the plan?"
"We have to keep pressing the button, until I back in control, and we capture Mal," Mike said.
"Hurray, that is a brilliant plan," Svetlana put in.
"Alright, here goes nothing," Mike said and pushed down on the randomizer button.
"Hey McLean," Jo shouted from the Peanut Gallery, "Why are we even here, this is boring."
"True, it could be more deadly," Chris replied, "We would've had more mutant animals if it we're in the budget."
"I think what Jo means is that we were expecting Courtney to get hurt more," Duncan put in.
"Would you have rather me left you guys in the balloons to float off into space," Chris asked the peanut gallery, to which nobody answered. "Yeah, didn't think so," Chris said and took a sip of hot cocoa he received from an interen.
"Now how are we gonna get across this one," Courtney asked looking at the lava moat
"I know," Zoey said and reached for the ladder that let them climb to this level, "We'll use the ladder as a bridge, much easier to walk across the bamboo poles."
"I'll go first this time," Courtney said.
"Or maybe I'll go first," 'Mike' said running over to them.
"Hurry, you two go on ahead," Zoey said, "I'll hold back Mike." Scott held down the bridge as Courtney hurryingly walked across.
"I've had just about enough of you," Mal said as he was about to push Zoey into the lava, but before he could he suddenly changed into Vito.
"Hey yo, where am I," Vito asked aloud.
"Vito," Zoey asked surprised, "What are you doing here."
"Me and the others are trying to stop Mal," Vito said before changing back to Mal. Mal regained his thoughts, grabbed Zoey and through her down to the other moat.
"Zoey," Courtney shouted.
"Hurry Zoey, Mike's gone crazy," Scott called to her as the bridge he was holding suddenly caught fire from the lava. Courtney quickly dashed across as the bridge was burnt away. Scott was left with 'Mike'. "Uh, Mike you really seem different," Scott told him nervously. 'Mike' smiled and tossed Scott down onto Zoey.
"Scott," Courtney shouted and glared angrily and 'Mike'. She hurried up the ladder as 'Mike' picked up the pogo stick that was lying right beside him.
"A pogo stick, seriously," 'Mike' questioned Chris.
"Keep in mind that not all of this items were tested for safety, and but not all, I mean none of them," Chris laughed. As 'Mike' bounced on the pogo stick, Alejandro and Heather managed to make it past the toxic waste moat on a tree log. Courtney finished climbing to the third level and cheered. "Courtney has made it to level three," Chris announced.
"Ha, in your face Mike," Courtney taunted to 'Mike' on the pogo stick.
"Not so fast," 'Mike' said back, "Here I come." He managed to leap very high into the air and tackle Courtney into the swamp water.
"What's wrong with you," Heather asked to Zoey and Scott, who was standing on one leg.
"I sprained my ankle when Mike threw me down the moat," Scott told her.
"That's not Mike," Zoey explained, "That's an evil personality that took over Mike's brain, and we have to stop him."
"I'll agree to stop anyone who humiliate me," Alejandro told her, "But we must hurry, Mal is nearing the end."
"We have to keep moving," Zoey said, "Courtney probably underestimate Mal because she thinks he's still Mike." The four helpers climbed that ladder to the lava moat.
"Get off me Mike," Courtney shouted to 'Mike' who was trying to keep her from swimming to the other side. Just then he changed into Chester.
"Hey, I'm just trying to not drown here, missy," Chester told her, trying to stay above the water.
Inside Mike's Head
Manitoba and Vito both circled Mal, who was able to jump out of the way, causing the two of them to crash into each other. "Do you really think you can stop me," Mal told them, "I'm much stronger than all of you." Mal quickly vanished, replacing him was Chester who was more confused than ever.
"Can we put an end to this already, my body's to tired," Chester complained.
"Not yet," Mike replied, "I think Mal is getting weaker, just one more time should do it."
Courtney quickly swam to the surface of the water and looked down to see Mike's body floating to the bottom. "Ha, serves him right," Courtney said and began to swim the other side, but before she did, Fang can out from the water and was about to attack her. Courtney screamed for help.
"Courtney," Scott screamed and tried to get Fang's attention, "Hey shark breath." Fang looked over angrily at Scott, "You want me not her." Fang quickly swam over to wear Scott was standing as he tried to run away, but couldn't do to his sprain ankle.
"No Scott don't do that," Courtney protested.
"It's okay," Scott said, "Just go on before he or Mike gets back." Courtney was hesitant but continued to the other side. Zoey realized Mike was not around and looked for him nervously, she then spotted him floating toward the bottom of the water.
"Mike," she screamed and jumped in to get him. She managed to pull him above the water, "Mike, Mike can you hear me," she asked nervously.
"I can hear you," Svetlana told her.
"Svetlana, where is Mike," she asked.
"Mike and the others are trying to stop Mal," Svetlana explained, "We're trying to tire Mal out and stop him."
Inside Mike's Head
"It's no use trying to stop me," Mal told the others, "There's no way any of you could stop me."
"Maybe not together," Mike replied, "But with all of our strength, we can take you down." Mike and the others quickly charged at Mal, who was able to hold them back at first, but then realized they were getting closer to him.
"I'm telling you to stay back," Mal yelled before being dogpiled on by the others.
"Quickly, Manitoba, tie him down," Mike told him.
"Don't have to tell me twice," Manitoba said and was able to hogtie Mal down.
"No, you can't do this," Mal said struggling to get free, "I'm stronger than all of you."
"Maybe so, but with all of us working together, we were able to defeat you," Mike told him. He walked over to the button and pushed it one last time.
"Mike," Zoey said as Svetlana went away for a second, "Is that you." Mike slowly opened his eyes.
"Zoey, am I glad to see you," Mike told her. Zoey was so happy to see Mike back that she kissed him without thinking. "You must be happy to see me."
"Yeah, the real you, and not Mal," Zoey said.
"So what's going on now, what challenge is this," Mike asked.
"It's the finale and your competing in it," Zoey explained, "You're up against Courtney and she is pretty far ahead, but you might be able to catch up if you hurry.
Confessional
Mike: Today I've already got rid Mal, kissed Zoey, and have a chance at winning a million dollars, can this day get any better.
Courtney and Mike each climbed the final ladder up to the top of the moats, nearly neck-n-neck. When they got to the top they we're both stop by Chef shooting meatballs at them from the bazooka. Both of them we're barely able to get on the top platform as Chef was shooting at them. "Some impressive maneuvers by both Courtney and Mike, and some unimpressive shooting from Chef," Chris commented.
"Do you want to be up here doing this," Chef asked him.
"Yeah, come on Chef, you haven't even hit me yet," Courtney taunted. Chef turned more of his fire on Courtney as Mike ran forward some more.
"Looks like Mike has this one in the bag," Chris announced.
"Not on my watch," Alejandro said to himself. He ran forward and tackled Mike to the ground, "Ha, in your face Mal."
"Mal," Mike question, "No, I'm Mike now, I got rid of Mal."
"Oh, oops," Alejandro said before he and Mike we're both shot by Chef. Courtney quickly dashed forward to the castle. She reached for the sword and managed to pull it out from the stone.
"Yes," Courtney cheered and raised the sword high.
"Courtney wins the millions dollars," Chris announced and brought the suitcase with the million in it to her.
"Alright Courtney," Scott clapped for her as the other contestants from the peanut gallery came to the top of the moat to celebrate. Zoey went over to check on Mike.
"Hey Mike, are you upset that you lost the million," she asked sadly.
"I guess, but hey, I did get rid of Mal, and that's easily worth a billion dollars," Mike replied positively.
"Amigo, please forgive me for costing you the money," Alejandro told him.
"Hey, put 'er there, pal," Mike said and gave him and friendly handshake. Just as the rest of the contestants we're wrapping up the finale, Chris received a phone call.
"Uh, it's the network," Chris said and answered the phone, "Yes. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay. Done." Chris hanged up the phone, "The producers we're so happy with the season, that they want to jump right into Season 6 with a brand new cast," Chris told the contestants cheerfully. As he finished, the hole that the sword was in began to leak steam, "Uh, what's going on," Chris asked nervously.
"Hey Chef," Cameron asked, "What'd you use to make these moats?"
"A fracking machine," Chef told him.
"Hey, you can't say that on TV," Lindsay scolded him.
"A fracking machine is a hydraulic drill," Cameron explained, "but you can't use it on an island this small, it's dangerous!"
"Why, what could happen," Chris asked nervously. Suddenly, a large amount of water came spraying out from the hole the sword was in.
"The island is sinking," Cameron shouted to the others. Everyone else joined in with panicking. All across the island, water came pouring out from all types of places; from the Flush of Shame, the Outhouse Confessional, the Abandoned Mine, even from inside the Main Lodge where interns had to stay on a table to avoid being in the water. This cause the entire island to be completely submerged in water until it sunk into the water.
"I can't believe Chris almost let us drown, and for what, I hate this show," Heather angrily said to Alejandro.
"Cheer up, at least we still have each other," Alejandro told her.
"Maybe we could do this again sometime, with me instead of Mal" Mike said to Zoey, Scott, and Courtney on top of the loser cabin roof. All three quickly replied with a harsh no.
"Well that's it for our very first All-Star season," Chris said, "But don't worry, we're coming back with a brand new cast, and I guess a brand new island too. Until next time, I'm Chris McLean, and this has been Total Drama All-Stars!" As Chris signed off the show, Owen came by, being pulled by a boat full of the island's animals.
"Look ma, I'm water-skiing," Owen said to the camera, before falling into the water, "That was awesome!"