a/n copy/paste sometime lose things so I fixed what I could find
Chapter 1
Dear (insert your name here because I don't care who reads this)
This is my life, from just before it got both better and worse. It all started after the incident in the chamber of secrets, I was walking through the hall to Professor McGonagall's office...
Walking down a stone hallway are two girls that looked like they were on a mission. One could be described as a neko, she has main-like brown hair down her back with two cat ears sticking out of her head, c-cup bust, and a tail coming out just above the rear, the second had coal black hair that travailed down to her shapely ass and then some, tied up in a high pony-tail, she also had a faint scar on her forehead in the shape of a crescent moon over her left eye, and b-cups. It should be noted that Jessica is what you would call a futanari or futa for short, another way to think of it is a 'Chick-with-a-dick'. She still has a vagina to. They both wore their school uniform which consisted of a white blouse, black cloak, a brown skirt, a tie colored red and gold, and brown shoes with a small heel, though they were slightly different from each-others, the neko's cloak had a slit down the middle from the bottom to just above the tail for said tail, and the ravenettes shoes where more like boots that went up to her knees, and while the brunette's skirt was to her knees, hers (the ravenettes) went to her mid-thigh and (if you were a perv and looked or were on the receiving end of one he destructive kicks that could bend a steel guarder or both) you would see spats. Their names are Hermione Granger-Potter and Jessica Potter, soul-mates and married couple do to the soul-binding magical contract that come with it.
They came upon a wooden door with a brass handle, knocked thrice, and waited for an answer. They heard an old voice with a Scottish accent "The door is open." Entering the room reveled a woman, maybe in 60's in emerald green robe's and matching hat with cat like eyes. Her name is Minerva McGonagall. "Oh, hello girls, how are you." she said slowly changing into a more 21 looking version of herself, her robe's changing with her into a more reviling black strapless one with lase around the top showing a bit of cleavage of her dd-cup bust and a slit down the right leg to show it off. "Fine," Jessica said voice full of mischief, love, and a hint of lust. You can also add potter to her last name "but we came here for a reason. We finally finished it but there is one problem, there's only so much power, only one could go through the ritual." To explain the ritual, it's a reincarnation one to send someone to a new world as a baby in the womb. "I'm sorry to hear that." Minerva said with a hint of sadness. Jessica look at the two girls in front of her then smiled and spook mischievously, "I do have a minor solution for the problem; a humangalis clone." When those words left her mouth Minnie (Minerva's nick name) look at her with a questioning eye-brow "How would you power it," she said "the humangalis here are powered by the wards and lye-lines of Hogwarts. If that left here it would stop working unless it was powered by anther sources with the same amount of magic as a Philosopher's stone." "Well it's good I happen to have one right here" Jessica said as she reached into a secret pocket in her right boot.
*FLASH-BACK*
End of last year
We see Jessica running through a dusty hallway and into a chamber with a mirror right in the middle of it and a man with a purple terbium on his head starring into it. Upon seeing him, she stopped look at him and thought 'Ha, Hermione owes me 5 galleons.' Hearing the clacking of her heels Professor Quarrel to look back at her and said "Ah miss Potter what a pleasant surprise." "Hello." was he got in return. Pointing his wand at her (his spell one, not his 'magic' one you perverts) and told her "Get over here now!" Jessica look him in eye, smiled a mischievous smile, then got a cute look you would see a 6 year old and said in a sweet voice "My aunt told me not to go with men who pull sticks out of their pants." "What." was Quarrel's reply look at her like she was an idiot. Jessica looks at him and laugh and trying, key-word, to say "Never mind." She just kept laughing for 5 minutes when Quarrel finally yelled "Enough stop laughing and get over here!" "Okay, but if something happens to me, I'm kicking your ass." and she meant it both literally and metaphorically. Walking over to him she couldn't help but look in the mirror, what she saw horrified her, a... zit. She screened in horror, ran to the mirror and got rid of it, magically of course. Once fixed turned to Quarrel and spoke with a pleased tone "You need something?" Only to get an odd look from him "What, I know there's nothing on my face." Quarrel just stared before shaking his head and spoke "Just shut up and tell me what you see in the mirror." Jessica replied somewhat snarky "How can I both be quite and tell you what I see." JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE!" He yelled, furious at be joked at. Jessica raised her hands defeat and spook in a small voice "Sorry, I was just joking with you." When she looked into the mirror, much to surprise (and secret pleasure), she saw her and Hermione doing some, more X-rated, things. Drooling at the sight, she barely noticed her mirror-self turn her head, wink, and shove a red stone up her butt. The real Jessica yelped in surprise when she felt something appear inside her ass and a blushed spread across her face, good thing she clean that out this afternoon. Suddenly she hears a raspy voice speak from behind Quarrel "She has it tell her to empty her pockets." "Empty your pockets Potter." Quarrel repeated. With a shrug, she did just that. You'd be surprised from what you saw, a compact mirror, 3 sticks of lipstick,1 Taser, 2 hand-guns, 4 spare clips for said guns, 6 knives, her wand, a pack of gum, and a box of condoms. "Oops, I know I forgot something." The raspy spoke again "Quarrel, let me speak to her." "But master you are too weak right now." Quarrel said worriedly but did as he was told to when he hears the voice say "I have the energy to do this" and removed the terbium from his head and turned around, showing a face on the back of his head, though it looked feminine. "Voldemort, you're a girl?" Yep, Lord Voldemort is really is a really a Lady. "SHUT UP!" yelled said lady, though if she could, she would be blushing, badly, but continued on to say, "Just tell me where the stone is." Looking at her, Jessica said knowing that she (Voldemort) wouldn't believe her, with all seriousness, "Up my ass." which only got her a look that said 'really, you think I would fall for that?' "Fine, if you're not going to tell me I'll just take from you, painfully." Fememort said with a dark look, well more than normal. That mischievous look return to Jessica's face as she said "Oh, you're an S&M pervert; well ain't that kinky." That just made Voldemort fume in rage. Finally having enough, she told Quarrel "GET HER!" He did as he was commanded and attacked but before he could even come near her, she (Jessica) reached behind her under her rube, pulled out a revolver, and pull the trigger, putting a bullet right in the middle of his head. As Quarrel's dead body slumped to the ground and Voldemort spirit floated away, she couldn't help but shout "I told the truth when I said where the stone was." With that taken care of, she picked up a rock transfigured it to look like the stone in the mirror, then smashed it with a bludgeoning hex, pick up her stuff, and acted like she fainted just like Quarrel did earlier in the year.
*Flashback End*
"And that is how I got the stone." Jessica said, finishing up her tale. Hermione just looked at her saying "Only you Jess, only you." while Minnie said "Please tell me you washed that, both had what only could be described as an anime sweat-drop. "We're getting off track here, okay so you want to make artificial you?" Hermione asked. Jessica replied with "No, I made an artificial me." and pull out a beaker with a weird black blob with one eye and a wide smile. Suddenly it spoke "Hello lovely ladies." Jessica chose to move things along and said is "To make the base, or soul in this case, I simply took the piece of my soul I broke off when I killed Quarrel and sacrificed the one Voldemort left in me as a baby for the alchemy and made this after I talked to truth, or God as some would call her; yep, God is a girl, I also used the gate after I screwed her in to submission. But that's getting of track so I could call as her sister and her mother. She is literally half of me and best part is it has the perk of a Horcrux without any of flaws, like becoming hideous so if I die in whatever world I'm in I would just come back here and merge with her and vice-verse." This got shocked look from her mates, she went onto say "Sooo... its okay to find more mates while I'm out? Pleacccceeeee." at this point she pull out the... dreaded... puppy dog look. They tried; key-word is tried, to hold out but failed when she kicks it up a notch and added fake tears. "Fine." was all they could they say, which got them almost bone-crushing hug and a "Thank you, thank you, thank you." After calming down a little she spoke "Okay, to finish her all we need do break her beaker on the stone and poof two me's. I should tell you that me and her also share memories so I what she dues and the same with her to me and the best part is that we can chose when to get said memories, so no brain overload." "That's good and all, but shouldn't get ready to leave?" Minerva asks with all seriousness. All this got was a smile and Jess and Hermione pulling out a large roll out... somewhere and unrolled it, upon the roll was a red seal that look so complex that she, a teacher, couldn't figure it out. "So this is supposed to send you to a new world." "Yep." Jessica said, popping the 'p', she continued to say "Let's bust her out and send me off." gesturing to the homunculus in her hand, then to the seal on the floor. Handing the beaker to Hermione, Jessica striped herself to her panty's showing them chest bindings, and untied it, making her b-cups jump strait to the DD's, dropping her last piece of clothes(her panty's) allows her dick to spring forth in all its 9 inch glory. Now a big thing about this ritual is only her being will be sent over, so all other thing on her will be… gone, just don't exist anymore. Now nude, she takes the beaker back, places the stone on the ground, and drops said beaker. Wince it hit the stone floor a huge flash of energy burst forth. Noted side effects of flashes of light written as, but not limited to: sickness, blindness, sudden appearances of nude people, etc. "With that out of the way, let's get you dressed," Jessica said, pointing to her look-a-like. "- you know what, you still don't have a name. How about lust pride envy potter. I liked FMA (Full metal alchemist) so I gave her there powers like controlling shadows, making her nails into spears, and change her shape into whatever she wants, Cool ha?" hearing no response, she turned only to see there dome struck face's. Looking back to lust said "Now remember to use my name in public and don't do something to stupid okay." With the last of the goodbyes she activated the magic seal. With a similar flash of light as the forming of the clone, she was gone.
In a different universe
We see a woman lying in what look like a demonic hospital bed screaming in pain next were to women that looked almost like twins, the main differentness was the color scheme, the one on her right white with golden trim and other black with purple. Their names are, respectively, Jubileus the creator and queen of paradiso and Shiba the destroyer and queen of inferno. The woman on the bed has silky raven black hair that if standing would drag on the floor, a black hospital gown, a bulging stomach, and a golden watch in her hand. Her name was bayonetta, and today she was giving the two goddess a child as a favor and in return, she doesn't have to worry about getting tortured in inferno for all of eternity. For such to occur, both Jubileus and Shiba had to inject some of their energy in to her womb, thus starting the proses and go's just like any normal pregnancy. Jubileus spook in a soft tone "Just a little more and you're done," which her sister continued after saying in a commanding voice "So push!" With one final push, a baby was born, it was a, "Wait, I thought you said it would be a girl but that a boy." Bayonetta said in surprises after getting a good look at the baby as it was picked up by Shiba. Looking the baby over she said "Nope, it's a girl it just has a dick see there is a vagina, see." showing it to her. "What shall we name her?" With one look one look bayonetta said "Jessica, let's name her Jessica."
A/N
Yes I'm starting with the bayonetta-verse, but I will get to the DMC (1-4) world later but I felt that this was a good place to start. This is before the events of the first game but with my own twist to it.
Don't know when chapter 2 will be out but it will.
Harem Bayonetta-verse/ Bayonetta and madam butterfly, Jubileus and Shiba, Joy triplets, Omne, fem-Ronin, Jeanne and madam Khepri, madam Styx. May add more to it later.
Dragonrulertidal, out with the waves
P.S. Found my flash drive.
P.P.S. Comment to your heart's content, but if your going to hate, be constructive about it.