"Hot" talking

'sexy' thought

[smoken] Enochien

A/N

I forgot the disclaimer last chapter and this will be the only time I will say this,

[I do not own, nor ever will, harry potter, Bayonetta, or any other thing I type on a computer besides the idea for the plot. If I did, I would publish it in real paper books, not on a (awesome) web-site.]

For those that question how Jubalaus and Shiba could be at Bayonetta's bed side, they are (arguable) the most powerful beings of that world, giving them the power to shrink is not that much of a stretch and before I forget, when they shrink the become human-like (still immortal, still all powerful, just with skin. Think the genie from Aladdin after he gets out of the lamp.)

Chapter 2

Time-skip/ 5 year later

Today we to people in a back-ally behind a bar named 'The Gates of Hell', one was a beauty if you ever saw one, long raven black hair if let down would sweep the ground like her shadow put up like a tower with red ribbon both helped hold it up and make it catch your eye, clothes similar to a skin-rite jumpsuit that showed of her curves in all the right places and has a hole just above her bust to give a 'genres' amount of cleavage but had a tap that went right side to the middle that has a golden watch that had a red gem in the middle of the cap, and was backless going from just below the nape of her neck to a little above the ass with knee high, like high, heeled boots. (The Bayonetta 1 outfit. If you haven't played it, ether look it up or play the game. Side note, if you know where to watch the movie [Bayonetta bloody fate] in English for free please tell me in a P.M. or comment it.) The second was a young girl that looked like she was five years of age with similar hair to the woman but not the same style, hers was done in a pony-tail that half way down her back spiraled in a drill like fashion down to her knees, her clothes are more simple looking, a red long sleeve shirt with to two hands on over budding chest, a white with gold bracelets coming down from the neck area with a white orb and a black one with bracelets coming from the waist up with a black orb, in the was where the two orbs meat and combined, and a black knee length skirt, white mid-thigh sock and gray shoes with heels.

They appeared to be training by the way the girl was kicking the wooden post in the ground 3 feet thick all the way around and 5 feet tall, the area they were in was walled off with the only way in was the back door of the bar. There are a number of targets all around, big ones, small ones; all had multiple holes in them. Somewhere fresh, you could tell by the smock emitting from them. The woman and the child are Bayonetta and Jessica, respectively, and Bayonetta was training her kid in some of the umbra arts so she could defend herself. "That's it; little more training and you'll be good enough to fight lesser foes." Bayonetta said a small, loving smile on her face, oh and did I forget to tell you the log ha a foot and a half long dent in it with wood splintering out everywhere.

"Thanks' mom." said the small girl, beaming mother's prace. Today is a very important day for the young girl, today is her birthday. Looking her strait in the eye's she asked "Is ma'am and mother going to be here today, I miss them."

"I know you do and I'm sure if they can make it they will, but you must remember they are very busy people and have job that need to be done." was her mother reply.

Only to get a groan of disappointment from her daughter, then went on to say "I know that, but it doesn't mean I don't miss them."

Suddenly a burst of gold light flashed across their view. As it died down, it revealed a stunning woman with long blond hair that went down to her ankles and a gold sleeveless dress that showed hints of g-cup breasts drop to her knees pristine white skin that almost looked like marble and she was bare foot, as she floted down to the ground her shadow grow when suddenly a figure burst from it, darkness falling from her body like water slowly illuminating the form to show a woman with black hair that was as dark as a starless sky and more of a caramel like skin tone a purple top showing a good deal of cleavage of f-cup bust, a black leather jacket unzipped, a dark red and black corset that huged her curves, and a mid-thigh leather skirt that clung to her hips as much as the corset. Both women where careering a present for the young girl, Jubalaus's (the white one) was about 2 feet tall by 3 wide and long and was white with a gold ribbon, while Shiba's (the caramel one) was almost same but black with a purple ribbon.

Seeing them, Jessica ran to them screaming "Ma'am, mother, you came!"

As they were glomped, Jubalaus said "Of course we came, did you think we would miss our own daughter's birthday?" with Shiba continuing with "Yea, now let's go inside so we celebrate."

Walking to the bar, the group saw a very attractive woman behind the bar mixing drinks, she had dark skin with short black hair down to her shoulders, she wore a red tub-top that stained on her DD's and brown trench coat with the sleeves rolled up to her elbows, baggy pants, and sun-glass, with a odd tattoo over her left eye. This is Reyna. (Fem!Rodin everybody) "Hello sweet checks, how's my favorite customers today? Oh and Jess happy birthday. Now, what can I get ya?"

Looking around Jessica saw a short man with a bowler hat and fur coat, he was about 4 feet tall and was quite 'round'. He also wore sun-glass, even indoors, so did Reyna, but that was completely different. This man (or as other would call him, midget) was Enzo, family man and info broker. Also close friend to Bayonetta and the gang. "Hello everyone. Happy birthday Jessica. Oh, and Bayonetta I got that info you needed." (No it's not that info about the right eye. It's just an old artifact that maybe umbra in nature)

From behind him he pulled out a small box about the size of a baseball, green with a pink bow on top. With that the party started. From Ma'am, (Jubalus) she got a half-golden, half-black staff with the end being blades, one looked like a large peacock feather, the other that of a raven's. (Balders's weapon just change some) From Mother (Shiba) got her a crimson red duster (the coat that almost touch the ground, not the cleaning tool.) with a spell so it grew with her and a o-katana with the kanji charters 'jigoku no hi hachisu. From Enzo, she got a red diamond because, and I quot "I remember you saying you needed it for something or other, I happen to know a guy who knows a guy. So forget about it." From Reyna, she gave her a set of unque guns, 4 of them to be egesact, they where the same color as the coat, dobble barral each, ingraved on the side was the words 'Tanta novitas in morte' (Rebirth in death) with image of a phoenix on fire with it's wings spread, ready to fly, and a moon in the backround behind it. Also in the the box was a note that said 'Figured you'd need a weapon to fight with for long range, so I made these bad boys. Made with such a rare metal that if it was anyone else your mother would kill to get it. Meet the Luner Phoenix. And first drink is on the house, non-alcoholic of course.- The lovely devil behind the counter.'

And finally, from mom, she got... 2 very old scrolls. Both made of old parchment, one of them had gold end pieces while the other had dark purple. Unroling them they held a seal each, the one in the gold one was, well golden and had many intrakit shapes ranging in sizes (one of the boss angels halos), the other had the umbra seal (the seal that a apears when ever a umbran witch uses magic). They are the required seals to both use and gain acess to the respective magic. "Thank you mom!"

"You're very welcome. Now how about we go outside and try them out. I'm sure they still work but let's find out."

Walking outside, we see the happy family +1 (Enzo left, he hates both angel and demons because, well look at all cars he lost because of them) preparing for the ritque to give jessica her birthright and gain a partneror two. "Okay are you ready little one, this will be taugh and scary, but you must pull though to the very end. With demon, fear is like the color red to a bull, they see it and they will attack." Bayonetta said to her daughter hoping this go's well.

"I'm ready when you are mom." was her repliy. Actavating the demonic seal coused a great burst of dark energy bring forth with it a power only riveled by its direct opposite, a demon that hasn't see the mortal world in 500 years. She was a true beauty that would make husbands think about cheating with her (It's Madam Styx, I don't have a disreption of her so just look it up, and no I'm not being lazy I just don't have Wi-Fi at home so I upload these at school.) Looking down at the one who some her saw a 5-year old girl and almost strate fell for her because of her cuteness.

Shrinking down to human size she scooped her up and started coo'ing at how cute she was, this went for about 5 minuets before she (Styx) put her (Jessica) down, asking the question of the day' [Why have you summon me young one.] to which she answered with, in a cute voice (If you see a milk cow, you milk it's worth.) "I want to make a contract with you so I can get stronger and can protect mom and ma'am and mother and..." and all the while Styx was coo'ing, again.

Finishing her cute rant, she look at Madam and asked, "So what do you say, want to be partners with me." Styx could only nod her head yes and held out her hand to shake [My name is Madam Styx, I will gladly work with you.]

Shaking her hand finished the pact and then Madam Styx vanished in to the seal. Looking over to the angel seal she did the same thing unleashing a pillar of light energy making 3 flashes of white light. As they died down reveling 3 figures (they are joys now I'm being lazy, it won't take much time, just look it up {Bayonetta joy}) The only way to tell them apart is there ribbon on there head, one being white, anther being blue, and last one red.

They look down at her coot a gaze of her face as she use her puppy dog eyes. The reaction was almost instantaneous, they skewed, glomped her in a 4 way hug, and almost hugged the life from her. Finally getting out of the hug of doom, she spook, "So now that you hug the crap" "langue young lady!" "out of me lets get down to bisness." half way through, she was interupted by her mothers.

Taking a more serius look that look even more cute, she said "Now I have summon you here to ask if I may be able to summon the angels to portect those close to me and maybe make a contract with you. It is the same resson that I summoned a demon."

Apon hearing this, they growled with ferice rage and spook in a menacing tone [Why would you summon such putred things as demons!] which elected a shout of "Hey, for your information one of my mothers is a demon, one is a human, and the other is angel that also is you queen. Besides I summon both you 3 and the demon so I could have the power to protect those close to me."

This got them to look in the direction of the other 4 people here. Once catching sight of there queen, they grow alittle scaired. Seeing the fear on there faces, Jessica told them "I'm sorry for blowing up on you, but I have a bit of respect for both angels and demons. I've heard of bad angels and good demons. So, what do you say, partners." At that, she reached out her hand to shake which they each toke turns shaking, interdusing them selves.

The white one first [I am Luna,] in a kind tone, then blue [I'm hope,] she said chiperly, and finally red [and I'm lucky] in a way that seem that she was unintursed while looking away to hide her blush (can someone say tsundere) with that they return to paradiso. After that was all said and done they returned to the bar to finsh there day with cake.

A/N

And there is Madam styx and the Joys. Please read, recommend, and review.

Note: the next chapter will be a time skip to the beginning of bayonetta 1 with bref review of what happened inbetween now and then.

And i'm thinking of having a miny crossover like I did with the Harry potter/FMA crossover

comment what you think of idea and if you can, a world that you think would work with it. If you don't comment, I will chose and you and I might not like that.

Dragonrulertidal, out with the waves.

A.N.A.N.(Auther's note after note)

i got this out because of my neybors, thank you. and if this dosen't fix it, i'm sorry, i don't know how. if it dose, then thank the auther 'have a little feith' he tryed to help me.