Kylo Ren woke up the next morning with defecation running through his veins.
"I'm ready to start converging my friends to veganism," he shuttered.
Kylo ran to the cafeteria where there was Generally Hux and Cap'n Fasma.
"HEY PALS," Kylo ejeculated.
"Shut up Kyle, and why are you wearing those stupid cloths." Hux impored.
"I'm vegan, and soon you will be too. I'm going to convince you of the powers of being a vegan." Kylo deducted confidencely.
"Yeah right," Fasma rolled her eyes and bit into a large CHICKEN WING?
"Gasp!" Kylo gasped. "You're eating…. Meat?!" He was disgusted and chocked by Fasma's evil actions.
"Look at this, Kylo," Hux snorted and started eating- SCRAMBLED EGGS!
"Double gasp," Kylo gasped. "This is horrible, i need to redeem you from your sins immediatley!"
Kylo graspd the food from his friends and threw it on the floor, and looked at them with furry burning in his eyes.
"Eating animal products is so bad, and eating them is ignorance," Kyle growled sensually.
"Okay," Hux and Fasma said, but they were not seriously.
"Im glad that we agree now," Kylo grimed, and he left feeling satified.
"What a loser," Fasma and Hux agreed. They got on theyre knees and started to lick the food off the ground, like the gross non-vegans they were. Kyle was secretley looking from a spy hole and glowered at the two sinners.
Kylo thought he had converted them, but not really. He would need to try something else. Something… More drastic.