Prompt: Imagine person A of your OTP posted "For every like (or anything similar to that) I get on this, I will throw a peanut at my roomate on their social media account. How person B reacts is up to you.
Pairing: DiE x CBS
The gentle tick-tocks from the clock mixed with the occasional crinkle of a page being flipped to the next one. The rays of sunlight gently lit up the room. The open window showed the calm sky. The tweets of birds flying past complimented the soft zoom of a car.
Esper was sitting at his desk with a book in hand, a sad novel. He was quite fond of them, but his roommate, Seraph, she couldn't make past more than a couple of chapters of them since she would cry too easily.
He would have to comfort her each time, but he doesn't mind. Each time, he would get to pet her long, silky, silver-white hair as they cuddle with some tea or hot chocolate during the winter. It was a soothing experience of the both of them.
They were easily mistaken as a couple to many, but they keep insisting that they are only close friends and roommates.
He was on the last couple of pages until he got hit by a peanut. He ignored this and continued reading.
Soon he was, again, hit by a peanut. Once again, he ignored it. This cycle repeated for an exact 3 minutes until..
"Eve, can you please stop throwing peanuts at me."
His answer was being hit, once again, by a peanut.
Esper wouldn't be this polite to anyone because he has a high level of respect for Seraph. Normally, if you were anyone but Seraph, he would have snapped by now and you would be regretting ever throwing peanuts at him while he was reading, or just throwing peanuts at him in general.
Trying to keep calm, he gently asked, "Eve, why are you throwing peanuts at me?"
This time, he received a quiet giggle, and then a peanut.
He, to his disappointment as he was about to reach the climax of the novel, put down the book to turn around and see Seraph on her phone giggling to herself while she was getting another peanut out of the bag.
Esper was starting to question her reasoning for this and, silently, started to walk towards her. Making no noise, he walked behind her and read what was on her phone over her shoulder. He saw that she had posted Every time I get a reblog or a like on this post, I will throw a peanut at Add. He looked at the amount of notes she had on the post and saw that she had 199.
Seraph had a Tumblr blog where she would post all of her art and some photography. She was an artist in either traditional or digital. He loved all of her works, they were always bright and full of color. She always found a way to mix serenity and mysteriousness into them, an aspect he admired.
When he was getting hit by peanuts earlier, he counted them. He was hit by a total of 53 peanuts if he added the 2 peanuts he was hit with before he decided to see, for himself, what was the cause of this strange action.
He fixed his gaze back at Seraph and saw that she was about to throw another peanut to only now just realize that he was no longer there. He idly stood behind her, observing in amusement, as she was looking around their room for him. Finally, when she looked behind her, their eyes met.
She sat there blinking as her mouth slowly formed an Oh. He broke their brief moment of eye contact to glance at her phone. The note count then changed to 200.
Seraph noticed this also...
After a 30 second pause.. she threw the peanut at him.
They stared at each other until they both suddenly started to laugh uncontrollably. For a long while, it was nothing but laughing and stray peanuts on the floor.
Soon they were both out of breath and the merryful laughter slowly disappeared. Esper took Seraph's phone, but she was still trying to recover as she was still giggling. So her arm just hung in the air waiting for him to give her the phone back.
He then posted Time for payback… :) - Esper. He gave her back her phone before he grabbed the peanut bag and started to throw them at Seraph who was taken by surprise. Luckily though, there was a second bag of peanuts.
Soon enough, it turned into a peanut war with shouts and some pleas from Seraph for mercy being followed by with Esper's laughs.