"Wait a second," Hux slammed. Hux, Fasma and Kylo Ren were all in the cafeteria.

"What," Kyle asked.

"Why do you get to be the leader? I'm the man of highest power here! This is blasphemius."

"Remember im the one who converted you to veganism though," Kyle said wisely.

"Oh yeah okay. Can I be second in command then." Hux said slimily.

"That's not fare," Fasma screamed!

"Now now, my children, settle down." Kylo said condolingly.

"What the fuck KYlo we are both like ten years older than you" Hux responded.

"Whatever. Anyways you two are going to fight to the death to decide who gets to be second in command." Kylo gurgled.

"Haha okay," Hux and Fasma said. They both thought they were going to win.

"Okay start fighting," Kylo commanded. Hux and Fasma were in the fighting arena and ready to kick some ass (not like donkeys though because animal abuse is bad!).

Hux made the first move and attacked Fasma with a giant celery. Fasma booked his strike with a Z6 riot control baton (like FN-2199) and knocked Hux out. He came to a few seconds later and yelled angrily.

"What the fuck why would you do that."

"Umm Hux this is a fight to the death remember. Also how did you think using a celery as a weapon was a good idea."

"KYLO SAID THAT VEGANISM WAS THE ULTIMATE POWER," Hux shrieked.

"Yeah I did but since when did that mean using vegetables as weapons." Kyle smirked.

"I HATE YOU GUYS," Hux sobbed. "I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I'M JUST THIRD IN COMMAND, I GIVE UP."

"Yippee I'm the winner!" Fasma grimed happily.

"Good job Fasma, or should I say Commander Fasma." Kylo clapped proudly, and Hux glared at both of them.

Later Hux wasn't angry anymore because he ate some delicious salted tofu and was feeling the power of veganism.

Fasma, Kylo and Hux were in the battle room making plans to convert nearby systems to veganisms, when suddenly someone BRUST into the room! It was a stormtrooper!

"Hello I have news!" He shouted! "The Resistance has declared itself anti-vegan, and is dedicated to spreading the practice of eating meat and animal products!"

"GASP!" said Hux, Kyle and Fasma.

"We have to stop them," Kylo said, determination running through his vegan veins.

"Yes" agreed everyone.

So they started making plans to attack the Resistance!