The next day Kyle Ren, Fasma and Hux were arguin about battle plans when suddenly another stormtrooper came into the room exitidly!
"Guys something bad happened!" he said.
"Ok spit it out" Kylo reapplied, all condoling.
"One of our smaller bases was blown up by Rey, the girl whos training to be a jedi and anti-vegan!"
"Oh. Can't you just kill her or something," said Kyle really annoyed.
"You shouldn't kill her, she could be useful." Hux narrowing his eye sockets.
"How the fuck could she be useful, she blows up our stuff and is anti-vegan!" Kylo was feeling very passionately.
"Convert her to veganism, and she could be trained to be a powerful ally." Fasma agreed with Hux.
"Okay but if she annoys me even once im going to kill her," Kylo simpered.
"Fair anough." they all agreed.
Rey was at a different First Order base to blow it up when suddenly! A Blck command shuttle appear!
Kylo Ren came out, and Rey noticed that his clothes were really weird, with vegetables and slogans all over them.
"Kyle Ren…." She hissed, loocking him with an intensify gaze.
"Convert to veganism, its good for you." Kylo blurted wisely.
"NO. MEAT FOR LIFE." Rey shouted passionately.
Kylo Ren moved in closer, and disarmed her with the Force. He grabbed her wrists roughly, and pinned her against the wall.
"I see I may need to try… A different kind of persuasion," Kylo growled sadistically. Rey gasped and gave him a look filled with trepidation, but surprisingly laced with raw desire.
Kylo leaned in close, his hot breath tickling her ear.
"Did you know… That vegans poop at least three times a day!?" He screeched.
"Okay I'm convinced," Rey agree. "I'm now a believer in veganism!"
"Yippee," Kylo squealed.
The Kyle Ren and his new best friend Rey hoped into the blakc command shuttle and went back to base!