The...underb(acon)oob...
I was outside of the Ruins, snow covered every inch of the ground. I started walking down the lonely path outlined by very tall trees and bushes. While I was walking, I felt like someone was watching me. I stepped over a stick, then it breaks behind me. I wanted to ignore it but anxiety. ANXIETY! I walked faster and faster until i reached some sort of gate that was way to big to keep anything out. Then I felt and icy wind pass through me.
" human"
"ohshitohshitohshitohshit"
"dont you know how to greet a new friend" I don't know how to react (copyright) so i just stood there.
"Turn around and shake my hand"
"um, ok, but i better not be greeted with a knife..." I slowly turn around and stuck out my hand for a shake. There was a shadow-y figure with a skeleton hand too real to be fake. Well, I just met a talking flower and a goat lady so meeting a skeleton wouldn't be THAT crazy, right? When I grabbed his hand, it made a farting sound. Great, fart jokes, MY FAVE! (this is sincere, not sarcastic)
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Im Sans... Sans the Skeleton."
"Im Cheese... Cheese the Cheese..."
"Heh, you're a human right?" I nodded, " My bro is a human FANATIC... hey that's him coming this way. If i were you, id hide behind that conveniently shaped lamp." He pointed over to the right to a really ... convenient lamp in the shape of me. Man, this place is weird.
I headed over to the lamp and hid. I saw another skeleton heading towards him.
"BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO. YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING ON THE JOB AGAIN ARE YOU?" The other skeleton said.
"Nah pap. I did a ton of work... a skele-ton" ba-dum tsst.
"SANS, DO NOT START THIS."
"Nah, i actually found a human. actually there behind that lamp"
That son of a bitch.
"BROTHER, IM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR GAMES RIGHT NOW, REPORT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FIND A HUMAN" the seconf skeleton left.
"what the actual fuck." i walked back to sans who was playing the whole off, even though hes as see-through as a...skeleton. (ba dum tsst?)
"that was my bro, Papyrus. he's pretty cool." he said.
"HE TREATS YOU LIKE SHIT" I screamed.
"ego boost"