Kylo Ren and his besties (Rey, Fasma and Hux) were walkin to the cafeteria together when they saw there was a huge crowd infront of the cafeteria?!
"What's the meaning of this" said KYlo, all intimidate.
"Omg its so horrible!1" screamed a staff member. "Come look!" So Kyle and his frends went to see what was going on.
It was a blasphemius sight! Because the vegan posters were ripped down and instead there was posters like "Meat is murder… TASTY MURDER!" and "EGGS ARE ECSTASY" and "I'm Like The Opposite Of a Vampire Because I Love Steak… Haha Get It? Like Stake?"
"GASPPPP!" gaspd Kylo Ren. "This is horribleness!" He started crying beans because it was so sad! Why would anybody do somethin like this?
Kyrlo commanded for people to remove the anti-vegan posters and put the right ones back up.
"We'll catch who did this terribleness crime" spitted Fasma.
"Ye" agree Rey.
So Kylo and his besties started hatcheting a plan to find and punish the evil person who did this!
Kylo was dusting the floor for fingerprint but couldn't find any. He was getting really frustrated when suddenly he saw something! There was a trail of pork chops on the ground that led out of the cafeteria and down the hall.
"Guys follow that pork!" Kylo screeched.
They followed the pork chops and saw that they led under a door. Kyle opened the door quick and saw…
Supreme LEader Smoke?!
"Wtf!" said Fasma!
"Haha you thought I was dead! But I just faked it you stupid idiots!" Cackled Snoke.
"Wait so when I teabagged you, you were not really dead!" Kylo was horrify!
"Yeah that wasn't one of my best moments okay" Snoke said all offended. "Anyways prepare to die and stuff." Snoke raised his hand and started chokin Kylo! But then…
Rey killed Smoke with veganism! She turned his blood cells into carrots and he imploded because there was too many carrots in his veins!
Everyone applauded Rey because she was a True Vegan!
Later that day the First Order staff ate a special carrot stew (of 'unknown' origin) for dinner and it was really delisciousness! Kylo Ren, Fasma, Hux and Rey had a special vegan group hug and it was really cool! They defeated an enemy with the power of veganism!