So this guy called Chris is flaming!
Ejaculate (verb): say something quickly and suddenly.
(ok so shut up Chris i can spell perfect and I know grammars so dont flam)
(Also Kylo is the same person as Kyle sometimes I mix the names up! Im only human dont flame!)
The next mornin Kylo Ren woke up and went to the cafeteria but only Hux, Fasma an Rey were there.
"Where is all the staff," he questioned?
"Well most of them are dying" Fasma sighed in exasperating.
"WHAT" Screamed Kyle!
"Oh yeah theres like this plague going around, because the carrots they ate yesterday were tainted. So they're all dying." Fasma said all sad.
"Why didn't anybody tell me," Kyle stormed. "Whatever, it doesn't matter now. What are we gonna do guys!?"
"Burn them all," Hux hissed.
"Wtf no Hux!" Said Fasma. "We should cure them or somethin."
"Okay great idea Fasma! We'll cure them with the power of veganism!" Yelped Kyrlo.
"But how" asked Rey, all skeptical.
"I know how guys, just follow my lead" said Hux.
"Okay!" they all said, And followed Hux out of the room.
So they were all in a large room and all the lights were out, except for candles in a circle in the center of a room. As Hux's friends watched, he carried an armful of vegetables into the middle of the candles and put them on the ground?!
"Hux dont waste food," Kylro said all chiding.
"Just wait a second okay" said Hux really irritable.
Hux took out a knife and cut his hand!? Then he put the blood on the vegetables!
"Okay now everyone do the same." Hux gave the knife to Rey and she put her blood on the vegetables, then Fasma did it, then Kylo. At first nothing happened but Hux said to wait.
Suddenly there was a large explosion and the vegetables disappeared! And then in the center of the candles, there was… a ghost?!
(2 b continue)