"Hey guys" said the ghost. "Whats poppin?"
"OMG IT'S A GHOST!" Screamed Rey!
"Rude," said the ghost, all offended.
"Oh sorry" said Rey with bashfulness. "What are you doing here?"
"You guys summoned me to do your bidding, right? I'm the ghost of vegan past." The ghost had dreadlocks and a tie-dye shirt on.
"Wow, it's the all-powerful vegan of all time!" squealed Kylro Ren, fangirling hard.
"Ye we summoned you," Hux said to the ghost. "Cure our employees of the plague please."
"Ok sure thing." So the ghost cured the First Order staff and disappeared in a flash before Kylo could ask for an autograph.
"Aw shucks!" Screamed Kyle, disappoint. "Anyways Hux how did you know how to summon that ghost," Kyle questioned.
"I'm really strong in veganism" Hux bragged, all proud.
"Wow Hux you're so cool!" Said Fasma and Rey. Kylo was really jealous! Hux was getting all the attention!
"Hey guys I'm cooler though, right" Spat Kylo.
"Ehhhhh I don't know" said Fasma and Rey. Kyle was so mad!
"I'll show you, Hux!" Screamed Kylo in a fit, then he ran out of the room with beans falling from his eyes.
That night Kylo sat at another table than his friends and ate his vegetables all depressed! Hux, Fasma and Rey looked like they were having so much fun without him!
"THIS SUCKS" Kylo expelled. Just as he said this there was an explosion?!
There was a hole in the wall and enemies came in… It was the Resistance!
"Help me guys," screamed Rey because the enemies were firing at her!
"You're a traitor who must die," roared one of the attackers.
Kylro ran towards the enemies and hit them backwards with giant tomatoes, saving Rey! The Resistance fighters ran away because they were cowards, and Kylo picked up Rey to safety.
"Wow you're really cool" everyone said and Kyle blushd with appreciate.
"I guess we're equal," Hux said to Kylo with a slimy grin.
"Ya," Kyle agreed, and then he gave Hux a super cool vegan high-five.
Veganism saved the day once again!