The guild was quiet with low murmurs coming from here to there. It all seemed right, no? Though, there was one thing.
No fights.
Yup I heard you gasp. Fairy Tail, was known as the number 1 guild in Fiore. For winning the GMG. For having members disappear for seven years. But most of all, Fairy Tail for their fights and destructiveness.
Now, there was a perfectly good reason as to why Fairy Tail was quiet. Besides the fact of Erza being present within the guild, it wasn't because of that.. Nope.
Mira was tending the bar with the help of Lisanna. Laxus was laying down in a corner. Gajeel was practicing some tunes with Levy. The exceeds were all quietly eating. Elfman was talking with Evergreen while trying to hide. Bixlow and Freed were teasing the couple from the second floor.
Wakaba and Macao were discussing about their 'young' days. Wendy and Romeo were chatting. Reedus was painting everyone. Nab was trying to pick a job. Laki was talking about torture methods while Kinana tried her best to listen. Gray was stripping unaware of a Juvia fawning over him. Cana was drinking and Erza was eating her cake.
What was the problem behind that I hear you ask.
Two people were missing. Who knew two people made a huge impact on the guild?
"Mira-Nee, have you seen Natsu and Lucy yet? It's already past noon. "
Mira stopped what she was doing and looked up to face her younger sister. "Maybe they're just running late?"
"No wonder it's so quiet.. Stupid flame-brain isn't here so we can have peace. Cherish the moment guys." Gray said appearing behind a pillar.
Cana took one last sip of her barrel to face the ice mage. "Gray, your clothes."
"But I just put my shirt back on- Crap! Where'd I put it?!" Gray said in confusion as he was looking down at his bare chest.
While he left the girls began to talk more about why Natsu and Lucy weren't here yet. They tested different theories and went up to the point of just imagining them getting taken away by an evil potato who was dressed like a leprechaun.
"Maybe they are still asleep cuz' they were up all night sealing and dealing." Cana suggested wiggling her eyebrows. The other two girls scrunched their noses in disgust before bursting out laughing.
"Cana, is that all you ever think of?" Mira asked.
The card mage grinned her way, before chugging down another barrel.
"Maybe they both decided-" Lisanna started but was cut off by the slam of the door and two bickering noises. The guild whipped their head towards the direction of the two members.
"Speak of the devils.." Cana muttered.
"Natsu! His hair is black. B-L-A-C-K!" Lucy shrieked.
"It's raven! And I should know, I've been round here longer than you!" The dragon slayer reasoned.
The two had a glare contest.. Not a staring one, a glaring one. It made more tension around the guild worrying the other members. Silence...
"My, my, my. What do we have here?" Mira smiled in attempt of breaking the unneeded tension and aura the two were creating.
They turned their heads to look at Mira before ignoring her and turning back to look straight back into each other's eyes.
"IT'S BLACK!"
"IT'S RAVEN!"
"YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!"
"AND YOU KNOW NOTHIN'! AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S COLOR BLIND!"
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR BLIND MEANS!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
"DO TOO!"
"DO NOT!"
They continued their glaring competition as if they were daring the other to look away. Then once again they were disturbed, but by another person.
Gray came hustling in through the back with all his glory.. Oh and a shirt. "I found my shirt!" He exclaimed but then realized the uneasy mood setting.
"What the hell happened, did someone die or something?" He asked.
Natsu and Lucy blinked trying to let what just happen sink in. As soon as they were done, the two rushed to the Gray's side each grabbing an arm. Natsu on the right and Lucy on the left.
"Gray!" They shouted in unison.
They glared at each other with the look shut-up on their faces.
"Tell Natsu your hair is black!"
"Tell Lucy your hair is raven!"
They shouted together.
"Shut up!" They chorused.
"No I said it first!"
"Stop copying me!"
They bickered saying the same words at each other at the same time. Gray looked dumbfounded trying to see what was happening.
"It's like they rehearsed this." Mira said, she had her head on her hand while her elbow was resting on the bar top.
"I think they did.." Lisanna replied before giggling.
Back to the two hair-obsessed idiots.
The two were back to the glare-contest. They narrowed their eyes until a voice started to speak up.
"Sorry Lucy, as much as I hate this idiot here. I'm gonna have to say my hair is raven cuz' it sounds cooler than black." A voice that belonged to a certain ice mage spoke.
Natsu grinned in victory while Lucy broke down. She hung her head in shame.
"Oi! Stripper what the hell you talking bout'!? Nothin's wrong with black hair!" A voice boomed from across the guild hall. Can you guess who it is? Yup, Gajeel.
"Eh? What was that tin head? Wanna go?!" Gray challenged sprinting over to Gajeel to start the daily brawl.
Natsu tried to leave but a tug on his shirt wouldn't let him go. He turned around to see a set of determined eyes. "Luce?"
"Best out of three Natsu!" She said with full hope.
The boy smirked at her statement in full determination of winning.
"Sure thing Luce. Mira has white hair."
"Na-uh she's got silver hair." She came back using the same tone.
Instead of glaring they smiled creepily walking to the spoken demon mage.
"Oh Mira!"
"Is your hair silver or white?"
Mira sweat dropped at the other two. "Sorry Lucy, Natsu. But I'm not getting involved." She stated but was rudely ignored.
"It's white, I mean look at it!"
"No, it's silver.. See it shines in the sun, silver!"
"IT'S WHITE! It even suits her age-"
A fearful aura disrupted the guild, and it was coming from Mirajane.
"What was that Natsu?"
The dragon slayer gulped and slowly backed down.
"Fine, her hair is silver."
"Told you so!" Lucy cheered. Soon past 3 round already, they continued. Testing on almost every person's hair colour.
The doors opened and out came the lightning god, "what's with all the ruckus already?"
The two devils smirked towards one another.
"Yellow."
"Gold."
The guild sighed, becoming tired of their antics. Their fight though, did continue.
"It's not gold, because your hair is gold!" Natsu boomed.
"But our hair is the exact same colour!" Lucy chorused back.
"No it isn't because your one shines in the sun and looks all pretty!"
"Well- Wait.. Did you just call my hair pretty?" The two blushed, the guild was silent as everyone tuned in to see how the event would turn out.
"Wait no, I mean yes.. I guess his hair is gold and pretty? Wait no- just nothin'"
Everyone laughed, including Lucy. A blushing Natsu had always been a rare sight.
"SHUT UP"
Meanwhile, where no one could see..
Freed stood behind a pillar having watched the scene that had played.
"How dare Natsu try flirt with my Laxus!?"
Sorry, I know this was short.. This was inspired by a story, but I couldn't find it or remember it's title so sorry.. If anyone knows just review it please.