Sorry, I'm late with this. I actually didn't know how to write this, so I just went wild. Hope you enjoy it. I don't own RWBY.

"Raphael, do you know what you're doing?" Ashley asked her brunette leader, who was pouring drinks into other drinks on a table.

"Mixing alcohol. As to what it will taste like... your guess is as good as mine." He said concentrating.

"And you expect us to drink it?" Neal asked him.

"You guys elected me as bartender, for some reason, so you kind of have to."

"And you couldn't do something normal like buy sparkling apple juice?"

Raphael snorted at her question. "When have I ever done anything normal. Yo, Dante taste test this." Raphael said handing a glass of the liquid to his partner. Dante took a sip and swished it around his mouth.

When he finally did swallow it he said, "it tastes like chicken."

"Really?" Raphael took his own sip. "Huh, you're right. Who wants chicken tasting alcohol?" Raphael asked the people in JNPR's room, which consisted of team JNPR, RADN, and RWBY.

"No!" Was the general response he received. He sighed and took out a bottle from underneath the table. "What's that?" Ruby asked.

"This my dear Ruby, is the drink of true men; vodka. This is what we'll be drinking." He said moving to the beds, where everyone was watching the New Years concert, and sat beside Blake.

"Where'd you get vodka?" Yang asked him.

"I have a fake ID." He said taking it out.

"Your fake name is Ex Convict?" Dante asked snickering.

"It's pronounced Cone-vic, and yes. The people's responses are always hilarious." Raphael said faking seriousness.

"My best friend is an idiot." Blake said shaking her head.

"Well at least you're not dating one." Yang said trying to cheer her up while Raphael placed his hands over his heart.

"I thought you two already knew?" Ashley added with a smile.

"They just drank something when they have no idea what it is and probably got food poisoning." Weiss contributed.

"Wow, girls nice to know you think so highly of us." Raphael said scooting farther away from Blake.

"Don't worry we know the truth. We're awesome."

"No doubt." The two partners high fiving. "Guys how much longer to New Years?"

"Half an hour." Neal answered his leader. "Why?"

"I'm bored." Raphael groaned. "Just watching TV until midnight is so boring.

"Well, what do you usually do to celebrate New Years?"

"Hmm, sometimes I sleep through it or get into a fight."

"So you treat it like every other day for you."

"Yeah, but my life is kind of amazing. If they made a movie about my life it would be an action movie, with a little drama, and everyone would love it."

"Your modesty continues to amaze me." Ashley dryly commented. Raphael fake laughed in response. "Anyways, you're not allowed to sleep or fight."

"Why?"

"You made that agreement to not fight on holidays." Blake pointed out. "Which you broke."

"In my defence, I didn't know it was a holiday when I picked those fights." Raphael said holding his hands up in front of his face.

"How do you forget a holiday?"

"Very easily. Sometimes life happens and I forget. In all honesty I even forgot my birthday."

"August 14th." Blake reminded him. "What's mine?"

"June 28th, duh."

"Why won't you two just kiss?" Ashley pleaded, but was ignored and a few minutes later Dante went to his team leader.

"Dude, I dare you to drink the entire bottle of vodka. I want to see what drunk Raphael is like."

"I'll drink half and you drink half, deal?" Dante nodded. "And you guys can drink this." Raphael said taking out another bottle of vodka.

"Why do you have two bottles of vodka?"

"The cashier gave it to me on the house. Honestly who goes around buying two bottles of vodka. How much longer?"

"21 minutes." Neal responded eliciting a groan from his leader. Then on the TV Taylor Swift started singing and he groaned even louder along with Dante..

"Not a fan?" Ashley asked.

"All her songs are about some guy either; breaking up with her, not noticing her, having another girlfriend, or dating her." Raphael explained and caught the pillow that Ruby threw at him. He promptly stuck his tongue out at her and she responded likewise.

"Are the children done with their squabble?" Weiss asked.

"But, I'm bored. Normal life is boring." And then as if to prove his point he leaned back all the way on the bed, put his hands on the floor, and did a hand stand.

"Fine, I'll do something." Dante said sounding exasperated. He grabbed a remote from underneath Jaune's bed and pressed one of the buttons on it, meanwhile ignoring said blonde's questions. Then rocket propellers came out of the legs on his bed and boosted it out them room, breaking the wall.

"My bed."

"Where's it going. Raphael asked him.

"To get us pizza."

"Sweet." Raphael said jumping on one of the remaining beds.

"Why did you put rocket boosters on my bed?"

"I was bored, but if it makes you feel better I put them on everyone's bed. Not just yours."

"Do they all go to get pizza?" Pyrrah asked.

"No, yours gets burgers, while Yang's comes to my room." He said wiggling his eyebrows and grinning.

"You actually want to do something at that point, you're gonna have to make it worth my while." Yang said walking past him to get a drink, swinging her hips because he was watching.

"Shouldn't be a problem. After all those moans you were making sounded ama- ah!" That was all he got out before Raphael pushed him off the bed.

"Dude, don't destroy Ruby's innocence with your perverted talk."

"Says the guy who brought two bottles of vodka, through illegal purchases." Ashley stated. Raphael shrugged his shoulders and put his hands down.

"Alright, since no one cares Dante, why don't you go into great detail into what you and Yang do when you're alone."

"Well, it's usually just kissing and cuddling, but when things get really hot Yang likes to-"He was cut off as Yang poured water on his head. "Yes hot stuff?" He said looking up from his spot on the floor.

"I figure I should cool you down before you give too much away." Then she leaned down and put her lips to his ear. "Only you get to know what I do."

"And me when I walk in." Raphael said from his spot.

"Dude, stop c-blocking me." Raphael started snickering. Then the bed came through the hole and put itself where it originally was, with two boxes of pizza on top. "Ooh, pizza." Everyone started eating the pizza and it was quiet for a little bit as everyone enjoyed the pizza.

"One minute to new years." The TV announced. When Raphael heard that he took all the cups and started pouring the vodka from both bottles into them until there was half in each. He started handing out the drinks to his friends and took the bottle.

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6," everyone started chanting, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Years!" Yang and Dante shared a quick kiss, as Ashley gave Neal a kiss on the cheek, and Nora hugged Ren. "Cheers!" They all started drinking their alcohol. When almost everyone was finished they started watching Raphael and Dante chug their bottles, and started cheering them on.

"I feel strange." Raphael slurred looking at his hand. Yang snickered a little and took out her scroll to record this.

"Babe, why're are, are... you filming?"

"Because you're hot Dante."

"Makes sense." He said doing some poses as everyone was having a hard time containing their laughter, except Blake who was dealing with Raphael.

"What are you doing?" She asked looking down at the guy wrapping his arms around her legs.

"I'm hugging you. Unless it's not you. What if I'm hugging someone else."

"Check." Ashley said, she had to cover his mouth as Raphael stood up with his arms staying around her. "Nope, someone could have switched places with her, you have to hold on tighter."

"You're right." He said as Blake gave a look of betrayal to Ashley. Raphael fell to the ground and repeated the same process only with a much tighter grip, causing Blake to blush as he passed certain areas. When he finished he looked at Blake and said. "You're very curvy Blake. Did you know that?"

"Yes, Raphael I did." She said covering her blush with her hands as Yang did a cat call.

"Ooh Raphael do you want to see something cool?" Dante asked his drunk friend.

"Yeah." He said letting go of Blake, much to her relief. The silver haired drunk pulled out a grenade from his pocket. "I want to touch it." Raphael said reaching for it as everyone else screamed at him to stop. They were too late as Raphael removed the pin and after a bang the room was filled with sleeping gas, and soon everyone fell asleep.

Man when I created Dante some weird shit must be going through my head. Anyways to k wolf even though I take requests Dante does not. So review, follow, and favourite. Later.