Hey guys like I promised. This chapter is on time. Well, unless your in USA, in which case come back during your Thanksgiving, but I'm Canadian so it goes out today. Please enjoy and I don't own RWBY.

Ashley opened the door to her dorm room. "Alright guys we lost the-what did you do to our room!?" She asked as all the furniture were either flipped, destroyed, or missing, with holes and cuts in the walls, and burn marks everywhere. Raphael and Dante were sitting on the center of the floor staring at each other as Neal was leaning against a wall.

"Neal did it." Both Raphael and Dante said pointing at their raven haired teammate.

"Thanks guys."

"Why do I not trust you two when you say that?" Ashley asked.

"Cause your mean?" Dante suggested.

"Or your just not smart enough to trust us." Next was Raphael.

"It's probably because we've been living for them for over a month now." Finally Neal's answer.

"Ding ding ding." Ashley said pointing at Neal. "Now what happened?" The the three boys look at each other uneasily.

"Well..."

Flash back

Raphael and Dante were lying on their beds, with Neal sitting at his desk, the former dozing off as the other two were reading their Grimm History books like Ashley told them to. She was very angry at them for what will forever be known as the turkey incident. "Hey, Raphael, Neal."

"Yeah?"

"So, you know how the book says the Goliath is one of the most dangerous Grimm alive?"

"Yeah."

"No." Neal and Raphael answered.

"Well, why don't we have a contest to see who can bring the most dangerous creature here in the next, let's say, half hour."

"Yeah, alright." The leader said sitting up.

"I don't know guys. Ashley's already mad at us for the turkey incident."

"Wu-PSSSH!" Raphael said doing the motion of whipping Neal, causing Dante to snicker.

"Real mature Raph."

"Hey! It's Raphael. Besides the turkey incident wasn't really our fault."

"I'm sorry who thought it was a good idea to put a rocket in it."

"We all agreed it was for science." Dante said.

"Tell you what, let's make it more interesting" Raphael started. "Whoever wins and brings the most dangerous creature has the losers be his slaves for the rest of the month."

"Yeah, alright." Neal shrugged his shoulders.

End flash back

"So what happened next?" Ashley asked cutting in on the story.

"Neal brought an Ursa, Dante brought Yang, and I brought myself."

"Really Neal an Ursa?" Ashley asked slightly laughing, causing him to blush.

"I didn't know those two would cheat or else I would've brought Goodwitch." He muttered looking away.

"Smart. You should totally help with my pranks."

"No."

"Jerk."

"So, to decide who brought the most dangerous creature we put them and me in a fight."

"How did you get Yang to agree?"

"Simple." Dante said.

Flash back.

"Please."

"No."

"Pleeaase."

"No."

"Pretty pleeaase."

"No Dante."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top."

"Are you going to keep on begging until I say yes?"

"Yep."

"Fine."

End flashback

"Of course you annoyed her into it. So you put them in a fight."

"So we put them in a fight, but Yang wasn't really into it. Now I didn't want to lose so I tricked Raphael into cutting a strand of her hair. She then proceeded to rampage around the room until she was subdued by Raphael and her team. Now we're just trying to determine who won me or Raphael."

"Alright, I'm settling this right now. Raphael won."

"Ha ha!"

"As his secondary prize he has to go find us a new turkey for the Thanksgiving dinner, while Neal and Dante get to fix our room. I don't care how you guys do it, just get it done."

"What about you?" Dante asked.

"And how come your giving the orders. I'm team leader."

"I'm going to be taking a nap in team RWBY's room, so come get me once you have the turkey, and I'm giving the orders because you're giving me a migraine." Ashley said before walking outside as the three boys stare at the now closed door with what's left of the Ursa's body still tied to the door.

"That was..." Neal started unsurely.

"A thing." Raphael finished.

"Maybe she's PMSing." Dante suggested.

"Yeah, probably." The brunette said. "By the way Dante I need a flash bang and some strong rope."

"Alright." The prankster replied going into their closet.

"Why?"

"I'm going hunting." Raphael says walking out the door, materials in hand, with a smirk on his face.

The two remaining members of RADN look at each other before Dante asks, "So, what are we gonna do about what's been destroyed or launched?"

"How much money do you have?"

"About 2000 lien. Why?" Neal just gives him a look. "Aw man! But I hate furniture shopping."

"Deal with it." After placing all the furniture that was still whole in their proper spots the two went into Vale to replace all the furniture that was lost.

Later Raphael and Blake, wearing black hoodies, are crawling through the vents, as Raphael quietly hums the Mission Impossible tune. "Dun dun dun Dun nun Dun dun dun Dun nun Dun dun dun Dun nun." He gets even quieter as he reaches a vent in the ceiling of a room and opens the vent. "Do do do Do do do Do do do. Dun nun." They tie the rope around Raphael's waist and lower him into the empty room, right above the oven with a turkey on it. He grabs the plate and is quickly pulled up. "Do do Do do Do do Dun nun." Raphael finishes as he's lifted back into the vent. The two close the vent and crawl back from where they came, with turkey in hand. Kind of. It was being pushed along on the floor.

"Was the song really necessary?" Blake asks once they're a safe distance away.

"Probably not, but I feel the operation needed a bit of extra flare, you know?"

"And the flash bang? Why'd you bring that?"

"In case we were seen." He said as Blake hopped out of the vent into the closet below, shedding her hoody, quickly followed by Raphael. The two exited the closet completely casual. "See you at the dinner tonight."

"See you then." Blake replied walking to their rooms.

"Oh, can you get Ashley for me? Thanks." Raphael said waving his hand, not letting her reply.

About ten minutes later, because Ashley didn't want to leave, she was at her room's door again, but this time she knocked on the door before asking, "Is there anything I should be warned about before I open the door?"

"We kind of have a hostage," Raphael answered, "but other than that everything's fine. The furniture's all been replaced."

"Hostage?" Ashley asked sighing.

"Kind of hostage." Dante corrected. "Give us like ten minutes to deal with the situation."

"Neal?" Ashley asked with hope in her voice that this was all a joke.

"He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message at the end of the beep." Dante said.

"Where's-"

"The beep didn't go off yet." Raphael interrupted. She sighed again and started tapping her foot for a minute before she got really annoyed and opened the door, revealing Velvet tied to one of the chairs, as Raphael and Dante were on the former's scroll. "Uh, we're going to have to call you back." Raphael said hanging up.

"Guys, why do you have Velvet tied to a chair?"

"Well, you know how you told me to get a turkey?" Ashley nodded. "It was theirs." Ashley sighed, but didn't say anything, so Raphael continued. "They somehow figured out it was me who took it."

"Well," Velvet started.

"Somehow." Raphael stressed. "Team CFVY then came to raid our room for their turkey. We were able to protect the bird, but they took Neal and retreated."

"So, to even the playing field we kidnapped Velvet and now we're talking things through."

"Alright, let's get my partner back." Ashley said grinning, giving up on any normalcy, causing the boys to cheer.

"Fun Ashley's back!" Dante cheered as Raphael called Cocoa's scroll.

"Alright we're back."

"Took you guys long enough, I managed to put your teammate in three different feminine outfits." The other team's leader said.

"You fiend." Raphael said.

"Now give us our bird and our bunny or else he'll go through much more and who knows maybe there will be cameras."

"What?" Neal was heard from the scroll.

"You do that and we'll force your bunny to have some of the concoctions my partner was going to use on his next prank."

"Can't we talk this out?" Velvet asked, but was ultimately ignored.

"Dante what do you got?"

"Well, I have some laxatives, some chilly peppers, a strange liquid I found in a parking lot, an aphrodisiac, don't know why I have that, and some other, more normal, stuff." Dante said and some hushed whispers started coming from the scroll, as Velvet started looking worried.

"Look," Ashley started, "none of us want anything to happen to our teammates so we'll make a trade. We get Neal and the turkey, while you get Velvet and Dante's abilities."

"What kind of abilities are we talking about here?" Fox asked curiously.

"His pranking abilities. For the next month you get to choose Dante's victims and he'll prank them for you."

"So, let's say we have a feud with a fellow team?" The team leader asked interested.

"As long as it's not us, he'll do it, and it will never get back to you." Raphael told her.

"Give us a minute we need to think about this." Cocoa said hanging up. After she did did Raphael and Dante high fived Ashley. They waited for them to call back as they started talking strategies on what to say if the other team didn't agree and how they realized it was Raphael who stole their turkey. Apparently Velvet heard Raphael sing the Mission Impossible theme. After a few minutes Raphael's scroll went off.

"Well, do we have a deal?" He asked after picking up.

"Make it two months and one of you has to come with me on my next shopping trip." Cocoa bargained.

"One month and I'll go." Raphael offered.

"Fine one month, but then I get to dress you up in different outfits during the trip."

"No girly outfits or the color pink."

"Deal."

"Alright. We'll both release our hostages at the same time and get vocal confirmation from them that they've been released." Raphael said, looking at Ashley and jerking his head to Velvet.

"Alright. Yatsuhashi, untie our hostage." There was a few seconds of silence until, "Velvet they let you go."

"Yes, I just exited the door." She replied walking out.

"Neal?" Raphael asked.

"Same with me."

"Looks like we're done. Oh and Raphael. You'll be paying for everything."

"Wait, what!?"

"See you then." Then the scroll went dead.

"That... that..."

"Fiend?" Dante offered.

"No this goes beyond fiendish. This is just evil." A few seconds later the door opened revealing Neal shuddering.

"Never steal anything from them ever again." He said before rolling into the fetal position on his bed. Ashley went to comfort him as she glared at Raphael.

"Got it." Raphael said playing with his scarf.

Soon enough, it was time for dinner, so teams JNPR, RADN, and RWBY, converged on team RWBY's dorm room, bringing the food they were in charge of, and setting it on the long table they moved in there. When everyone sat down, Raphael, Dante, Jaune, Nora, and Ruby went for the food, but had their hands slapped by Weiss. "We have to say what we're thankful for first."

"Right." Raphael said, before standing up, and clearing his throat. "I am thankful for sleep." He sat down and started eating.

"I'm thankful for pranks." Dante stated following his leader's example.

"Strawberries." Ruby said before digging in.

"Pancakes." Next was Nora.

"That I got into Beacon." That was Jaune.

"Parties." Yang said joining in.

"I'm thankful for silence." Neal continued.

"Ditto." Ren added.

"I'm thankful for this meal." Pyrrah expanded

"New friends." Ashley said.

"And new beginnings." Blake finished. Weiss just sat there wondering how this happened before sighing.

"I'm thankful for manners. Not that most of you have any." After that they all ate the dinner, while discussing about the events of the day.

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