Happy Halloween! I made it! Woo hoo! So, last Sunday was weird since I only updated Team RADN, but all my stories said they were updated. Anyways, I don't own RWBY. Enjoy.
"Come on girls, hurry up! We're already done." Raphael calls to the girls inside team RWBY's dorm room.
"Pyrrah's being a little difficult. Give us five minutes." Yang's voice rings back. Raphael sighs and leans against the wall, clad in his green armor.
"What's up with Pyrrah?" Jaune asked the other boys, as he was dressed in a green tunic with leggings, gloves, belts, and lots of pouches.
"Don't know, but we have to remember Yang picked her costume." Ren answered, wearing mostly white, including half a white helmet with a horn, a white cloak, white baggy pants, and a gray sash.
"Oh please, I'm sure she's just exaggerating." Dante said nonchalantly, wearing a green and purple suit, white face paint, and a green wig.
"You sure about that?" Neal asked, wearing a red trench coat and hat, sunglasses, and a gray suit, with fake fangs.
"Probably." Dante said shrugging his shoulders.
"I'm sorry, but I can't trust you when you're dressed like that." Raphael told his partner.
"What's wrong with the Joker?"
"Nothing. It's just you look... crazier than usual." The other guys nodded agreeing with Raphael.
"Whatever. You're just jealous that I pull this off better than you."
"Please! I'm a perfect Master Chief."
"Why's that?" Jaune asked.
"Because I pull off the air of just being the best."
"Really?" They all asked.
"Okay guys out of all of us who is the biggest bad ass?" Raphael asked confidently.
"You." The others grumbled out.
"Exactly and you know what? I own it."
"You done talking about how great you are?" Blake asked from the other side of the door.
"Well that depends, you done changing?"
"Pyrrah's done."
"What about the rest of you?"
"Give us five minutes." Raphael groaned loudly.
"You said that five minutes ago." There was a long pause. "You're ignoring me, aren't you?"
"I think that's a yes." Dante told his teammate. Raphael took off his helmet and held it under his arm.
"You know we could sneak out while they're changing. They wouldn't know until it's too late." He whispered to the other guys. They all looked unsure. "Besides wouldn't it be fun being chased by the girls." He continued and that got Dante and Jaune to join him. That is, until there was a banging on the door, making it almost come off.
"Don't even think about it!" Yang ordered them.
"Yes ma'am!" Dante and Jaune shouted, standing straight, and saluting the door.
Come on, don't back down. This is when all boys have the choice, to accept a woman's dominance, or say no, and become men! Now who's with me!?" He raised his helmet high in the air.
"Yeah!" The other shouted, granted Neal and Ren were quieter.
"Try it Raph." Blake's voice was icy cold.
"Alright." He said sitting down. "I'm willing to wait." All the other guys just stared at him.
"What about choices and becoming men?" Jaune asked.
"I made my choice. I choose to survive." They all looked at him before sitting down, none of them saying a word. Minutes later the door opened. First came out Yang, with white face paint, hair in pig tails, and in a nurse/clown outfit. Second was Nora, a gray and blue hat, a red turtleneck with no sleeves and ends just below her chest, a white tie, and a blue skirt. Now Weiss wearing a black robe, black corset, and white pants. After her came Ruby wearing an orange full body jumpsuit, a lighter orange spot at her torso, a tail, and hoody with blue eyes on. Then her regular hood on over that. Next was Blake wearing a white intricate top with a hood and red accents, a black cape, a leather arm guard, black thigh shorts, and high boots. Then Ashley wearing a blue pink shirt, a short pink skirt, and a long, pointy, blue hat. Finally was Pyrrah wearing blue short shorts, a black bikini top with flames, and hair put in a high pony tail. Raphael was looking from Dante to Yang. "You two did this on purpose." He asked, noticing how Yang was Harley Quinn.
"Yeah, so?" Dante asked.
"I tried that with Blake. Apparently she rather be female Ezio than Cortanna." He complained.
"Why would I ever want to be an assassin, when I could be an A.I. that's going crazy?" She asked sarcastically.
"Fair point. Anyways Pyrrah, is that what you were embarrassed about wearing?" He asked not caring as she tried to cover herself up. "What do you wear when you go to the beach? A one piece?"
"But, I'm not going to the beach. Why did I have to be Yolko?"
"Because you look alike." Yang answered.
"Hey listen! Jaune, you might wanna keep the master sword sheathed." Dante teased. Jaune quickly covered up his privates, causing Dante and Raphael to laugh.
"Don't mind them Pyrrah, you look great." Ruby said comfortingly.
"Says the girl with only her face showing." Pyrrah replied dryly.
"Charmander used comfort. It wasn't effective... like at all." Dante joked.
"You have a joke ready for everyone's costume, don't you?" Ashley asked.
"Kind of. I don't know much about Soul Eater, or anything from whatever Weiss is from."
"Fire Emblem. I'm Robin." Weiss told him.
"Isn't Robin a guy? I expect Blake to gender bend a character to go as, but I never would've expected that from you Weiss." Raphael told her.
"You can choose whether to make Robin a guy or a girl." Weiss explained, sighing.
"And why do you expect that from me?" She asked slightly insulted.
"Oh you know, reasons." He said trying to avoid the question.
"So, Nora shouldn't you be afraid of Ren?" Dante asked, changing the subject.
"Why?"
"You're afraid of spirits and he's one of the worst kind of spirits." He continued shrugging his shoulders.
"I thought you didn't know about Soul Eater?" Ashley questioned.
"I did a Google search. I'll have something better later. Speaking of better, Neal." Said teammate turned to face Dante with a look of 'why me?' "I know, you like biting girls in provocative clothing, but try to remain calm." Neal blushed as several others snickered at him. "Pyrrah, Ashley, Yang you three should watch out the most. Although, I don't know if Neal has a thing for cards. Anyways, let's get going." They all agreed, though Pyrrah was reluctant. As they were walking Raphael slowed down to walk beside Dante.
"I'm surprised you didn't make a joke about how Dark Magician Girl doesn't talk."
"That comes later in the night. By the way, I would make a sexual joke about you and Blake, but I don't want you to be scarred by her 'hidden blade'."
"Dude!" Raphael said, shoving his partner, who in turn laughed.
They took the air ship down to Vale and went trick or treating. Less than an hour in though, Ruby had a problem. "My basket's full." She complained holding up her large pumpkin basket. Everyone's else's was full, except Raphael's and Dante's.
"Come on Rubes. You should've brought pillow cases like us." Raphael said as he and his partner held up their bags, that weren't even half full.
"Well, let's go to the haunted house." Weiss suggested.
"But, we still have so much space in our bags."
"Alright you two can continue trick or treating, while we go." Ashley told them. They all left, though Raphael and Dante were grumbling about the injustice of the whole thing. When they went through the haunted house Jaune's, Weiss', and Ruby's screams were almost constant. A little less from Blake, Ashley, and Pyrrah. Few from Neal, Ren, and Blake. Hardly any from Raphael, Yang, and Nora. After thoroughly enjoying the haunted house, they went back to Beacon, to watch scary movies, and enjoy in their spoils from the night. That night the teams had a sleep over to ward off any nightmares.
I am not happy with how this ended. Unfortunately I have like zero experience with haunted houses so I wouldn't know how to describe it and it's hard writing people reacting to movies. But, I still hope you enjoyed at least the first part. Also here's the list of who went as what if you were confused. Raphael = Master Chief, Ashley = Dark Magician Girl, Dante = Joker, Neal = Alucard (Hellsing), Ruby = Charmander, Weiss = Fem Robin, Blake = Ezio, Yang = Harley Quinn, Jaune = Link, Nora = Liz(Soul Eater), Pyrrah = Yolko, and Ren = Ulquiorra. I was planning on making a joke about him dying as L in Death Note and then going to Bleach. However that just seemed in poor taste. Anyway if you haven't follow favorite and review. Later.