School's sucking the life and soul out of me, guys. And it's only week 1. Hope your week's been a lot better than mine. Enough on the downer side though! You guys are begging for answers, I bet? Then read on, read on, read on!

titanfan45 - You're right! I imagine it'd be VERY unnerving. Good thing stuff like that only happens in movies... and FanFiction.

BizkitRebellion - They were in France! I can't help it! It was just too good! ;)

RJay Fame - Madame Rouge, eh? Hmm... Interesting hypothesis...

Cheshire cat - Haha, just the kind of thing Beast Boy would say, right? I wonder how he's liking his new... "parts".

LurkingShadowWillow - Thanks! This chapter was more focused on them finding out what happened. The next will feature them adjusting to their new life... and other "new" things if you know what I mean ;)

tacocat15 - YES! Haha, the story's just kicking off! I have plenty more drama, action, mystery, and a little bit o' funnies in store! :D

Soulfulbard - How could they be in France and I don't add a single reference to Code Lyoko? I used to love that show so much! Way back when I actually thought of making a CL fanfic... But I ended it before it happened because who knows how that might've turned out. I vaguely remember the story I had... something about XANA being reborn and the Lyoko gang finding a digital program that contained Franz Hopper's digital personality. XANA makes a digital, enhanced version of William and in the end, the two Williams fight while Aelita tries to sacrifice herself to destroy XANA like her father did. In the end, Franz Hopper's digital self takes her place and XANA dies... again... Looking back on that it, I think it was a horrible idea...

Bluedog197 - Thumbs up for Code Lyoko! Haha, yes it was one of my favorite shows years ago. I once thought of doing a CL fanfic years ago... see above for more info. Also, very interesting theories you have about the strange cook. I won't say if you're right or not but I have to say you have a good, imaginative mind! :)

IshylovesGeorgeShelley - Thanks! Hope you enjoy it!

Guest - I certainly hope Robin and Cyborg aren't THAT mean... At least in my world they're not, haha. Read on to find out what happens!

willwork4donuts - Easy? Not everything's what it seems, especially in my stories. A good number of people have guessed that but I won't say if you got it right. Read on to find out, ya! :)

krikanalo - The Titans East thanks you. Metamorpho? That's a very imaginative guess. I've heard a lot of guesses but not that. Interesting...

gabylokita41 - Raven and Beast Boy are an interesting duo, aren't they? They'll sure hate the torture I'm planning for them :)

shugokage - Thanks a lot! Hope you enjoy it!

Chapter IV - Switched

"AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What? What happened?" Cyborg and Robin both jumped up in unison.

Raven's jaw hung on its hinge as her eyes shot from Cyborg to Robin, back to Cyborg, then to her horribly green arms, then to Robin, then to the increasingly unnerving presence in the area between her legs. She opened her mouth and struggled to form words, only make a small, "aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh…" sound. She quickly ran out of the room, stumbling on her own green legs. As she left, Robin and Cyborg looked at each other. "What's up with Beast Boy?" the former asked.

Cyborg shrugged. "He probably had some stupid nightmare. Dreamt he ate a hamburger on accident or something."

In the room below, Beast Boy was making the same reaction, albeit in a more panicked manner. "What's going on, what's going on, what's going on?" he shouted frantically. He then covered his own mouth as he heard how different his voice sounded.

"What is it?" a groggy Starfire mumbled. "What is the matter, Raven?"

"Raven?!" he burst out. He looked at his arms again, then ran towards the mirror. It was then that he saw—in his reflection stood not himself, but a young woman with gray skin, short, indigo hair, and a black leotard. "I'm—" he gasped. "No… no, no no!" He jumped as a lamp suddenly exploded. The curtains started flying as if blown by a massive gust of wind.

Starfire fell off her bed in shock. "Raven, what are you doing?" she cried.

"No! I'm not Raven! I'm—I'm—" He slowly made his way to the door and leaned against it, struggling to keep his balance. What was going on? He suddenly felt the door melt away as he fell through a portal he had inadvertently created. Landing with a thud into the hallway of the hotel, he saw with horror as a black hole in the door slowly closed itself. He yelped and jumped up, running towards the elevator. He fell twice, not used to the difference between his legs and… Raven's… legs.

When he finally reached the elevator, he began pressing the button many times. "Come on, come on," he kept repeating. Sparks suddenly flew from the elevator button as the light above the elevator door came off. "Come on, you useless thing!" he cried, running towards the stairs.

In the stairs above, Raven feverishly pressed the elevator button, only to find that it suddenly became out of order. Grunting, she ran towards the stairs. Pushing door to the stairway open, she ran down as fast as she could, not knowing where to go, only trying to run away. She came to the floor beneath her and was about to keep going until the door suddenly burst opened and she collided headfirst into a girl.

The two rolled down a flight of stairs, exchanging "Ows!" and "Ohs!" and "Arghs!" until they came to a complete stop. As both recovered from their fall, they glanced at each other and jumped back nearly ten feet.

"You!" both cried, pointing at each other accusingly.

"You're—" Beast Boy said. "Why I'm I looking at myself?"

"Who—who are you," Raven returned. "Who are you? Why do I see my own body?"

"R—Raven?"

"Who are you?" she demanded.

"It's… it's me. Beast Boy."

"Beast—Beast Boy?" she gasped. "What's—what's going on? Why… why am I green?"

"Because… you're… me…"

"That's impossible!" she cried. "What's going on?"

"Raven! I'm you and—and you're me! Is… is that right?"

"Oh—oh my God. Is that really you, Beast Boy?" Raven stammered.

"Yeah…" Beast Boy said cautiously. His eyes lowered. "O—kay… What kind of trick are you pulling on me, Raven?"

"What—me?!"

"What we get into a little fight and you decide to switch our bodies?"

"What, you think I did this?"

"Well DUH. You're the only one with magic powers, right?"

"Beast Boy. I didn't do this."

"Yeah, right. This is some sick joke you have, Raven."

"Beast Boy," she said, grabbing his shoulders—or rather, her shoulders. "I promise I'm not doing this."

Beast Boy licked his lips and sighed as he accepted it. "Alright," he said. "But how—how did this happen. How are you in my body and I'm… in your body?"

"Oh my God," Raven repeated. "Oh my God, oh my God…"

"Ahhh!" he shouted, clutching two handfuls of hair. "I'm a girl!"

"How did this happen?" Raven placed her hand on her forehead.

Beast Boy shouted, "Oh my God, we've switched bodies. What do we do? Raven! We'll never get our bodies back!"

"Beast Boy, calm down!" Raven said. "You can't panic!"

"Um, helloooooo? We switched bodies! Out of nowhere! This is the perfect time to panic!" he answered, feverishly waving his arms.

"No, you can't! My powers are controlled by emotions. If you panic and let your emotions get too out of hands, my powers will go haywire and probably destroy this entire building. I bet it was my overexcited powers that caused the elevator break down. You have to calm down."

"I—I can't calm down!"

"Take deep breaths, Beast Boy," she said, placing her hands on his shoulders and staring into his eyes. "Calm down," she instructed. "Calm… down." The boy's breathing slowed down and his body stopped shivering. "Alright, good."

"What do we do now?" Beast Boy examined his arms and legs. "Are we dreaming?" he wondered aloud.

"No," Raven shook her head. "This—this is just like that time with the Puppet King, remember? Back then, Starfire and I switched bodies. Now it's me and—and you." she added the last two words with a hint of grimace.

"Does this mean the Puppet King's here?"

"No… I don't think so. It could be anybody! Maybe it was the Brotherhood of Evil. Maybe it's Rift."

"Dude, you're naming three different people here. Which is it?"

"I'm using them as an example!" Raven said frustratingly. "It could be anyone, okay?"

"…We have to tell the others," Beast Boy said, starting back towards the door.

"No!" Raven suddenly said, grabbing Beast Boy's arm. "We shouldn't!"

"Why not? They have to know. What if they get switched, too?"

"We can't, Beast Boy! If whoever did this to us wanted to switch all five of us, they would've done it last night!"

"So what?"

"So? I'm saying maybe, just maybe, they're doing this to mess us up. Get us all worried so we won't do well. Maybe they're trying to distract us from protecting the Crowe's."

"I think the two of us will be distracted enough because we're not in our own bodies!"

"Look, I know there's something really dangerous targeting the Crowe's," Raven explained. "The Brotherhood's after them and maybe other people are, too. All five of us have to be on full alert. If we tell the other three that we've switched bodies, they'll get too worried and won't let us do anything. They'll force us to go on a 'break' until we switch back. This means there will be two less people to protect the Crowe's and fight any villains while the three that remain will be too busy worrying about how we got switched. Don't you see? We'd only hurt them if we tell them now!"

"What, you think it's fine for us to keep it a secret forever?"

"I'm saying to keep it a secret for now!" Raven sighed. "For now… let's not tell the others. When we've switched back or when we really have to, then we'll tell them. But for now, let's keep it a secret, okay? Just be yourself."

"I can't really do that, now can I?" Beast Boy pointed out. "I have to act like you. And you… have to act like me."

"Oh my God," Raven said, suddenly jumping up and walking in circles. "You're right."

"I mean it's easy for me," Beast Boy shrugged. "All I have to do is act quiet and depressing. You're the one who has it hard. You have to actually socialize and interact with people. Oooh, two of your least favorite words!"

"Shut. Up," Raven glared as she kept on walking in circles. "Let's get out of here for now. We should keep some space between us and the others until we figure this thing out." She began jumping up and down.

"Are… you okay?" Beast Boy asked, his eyebrows raised in curiosity. Why are you walking around and jumping like that?"

"There's… um…" she whimpered as she squeezed her legs together. "A minor… problem." Beast Boy's eyes widened in horror.

"Oh no."

…

Beast Boy stood outside the men's restroom with a worried look on his face. Leaning towards the door, he shouted, "Raven… you okay in there?"

"I—I dunno," came the reply.

"Well just…" he stopped himself. How would he explain this? "Just do what feels… natural," he tried.

He waited a moment, until he heard a high-pitched, ear-splitting scream echo from the restroom.

"AAAHHHHH!"

He grimaced. "Sounds about right," he said.

Raven spent the next five minutes in the restroom whimpering as she washed her hands vigorously.

…

Raven and Beast Boy sat at a table at the breakfast lounge in the hotel. The former was shuddering violently. "I. Will. Never. Close. My. Eyes. Again," she whispered in terror. "Every. Time. I. Do… I. See. It. Again." She took a napkin and began wiping her fingers as if trying to wipe away a disease.

"Sorry you had to see that," Beast Boy said.

"We have to change back!" Raven said. "And until we do, I am not drinking a drop of water."

"I dunno… I wouldn't mind going to the restroom at least once—"

Raven gave him a lethal glare. Though he was looking at his own eyes, the stare and glow that emitted from it was so deadly he couldn't help but cower in fear.

"Don't. Ever. Say that. Again."

"Sorry…"

"Okay," she whispered. "How did this happen? What could've caused us to switch like this?"

The changeling put his fingers on his lips. "Maybe someone cast some kind of spell on us while we slept."

"I was thinking that, but it wouldn't make sense for us two to be switched and no one else," she pointed out.

"That's true."

"Maybe it was the Brotherhood? Remember those helmet things the Brain attacked us with? Maybe it was some kind of device that switches your consciousness."

"That was yesterday. Wouldn't it have worked sooner?"

"Maybe."

"How about Rift?"

"What about him?"

"Well we were the only two people to be in that rift-portal-dimensiony-thingamabob. Maybe somehow we—y'know—were switched because we didn't know exactly how it worked. Maybe Rift had a special suit to protect him from things like that and we didn't."

"Maybe… But I that was two days ago. It probably would've worked sooner, though. And I would think it'd be a gradual thing, not something that happens overnight two days later."

"You're right." Both were silent until Beast Boy's eyes suddenly widened. "The wine…" he muttered.

"What wine?"

"The one from last night."

"That's impossible. You didn't drink the wine," Raven replied.

"I did, too! And I drank the whole bottle thank-you-very-much!" he asserted.

The sorceress raised her head as her own eyes widened. "Beast Boy…" she said. "Tell me you're lying."

"I'm not."

"Please tell me you're lying."

"I promise you. I'm not."

"Oh my God!" Raven burrowed herself in her green hands. "I can't believe this!"

"You drank the wine, too, didn't you?" Beast Boy said. The girl in the boy's body nodded.

"But no—that's impossible! If it was the least bit magical, I would've sensed it a mile away!"

"What if you didn't?"

"I've been raised surrounded by magic. I've known nothing but spells and potions for fourteen years. I would have sensed something if the wine was the least bit magical."

"Raven…"

"I know I would have!"

"But what if you didn't? Can you name any other reason why we switched bodies?"

She shook her head and sighed, "No…"

"I think it really was the wine," Beast Boy said. "Maybe we can switch back somehow? Do you think we can switch back if we drank the wine again?"

"Maybe… But I drank all of mine."

"Really? Every single drop?"

She nodded.

"So did I," Beast Boy groaned. "So what now? We go back to the restaurant and get more?"

"I guess," she replied. "There seems to be no other way."

"Alright. Let's get there now."

"Now?"

"Why not? You said we have to switch back ASAP, right?"

She nodded in agreement. "Wait! We have to tell the others something. They're probably still wondering why both of us suddenly jumped up and ran away screaming."

Beast Boy clicked his tongue smugly. "I got that taken care of. While you were doing—your business—I called them and said we both ate some really nasty food that must've given us both bad nightmares. Then I said that you lost something and I'd help you go back and find it. They won't suspect a thing!"

"Huh. That was almost… intelligent of you. I guess when we switched bodies, you must've absorbed some of my IQ points."

Beast Boy stuck his tongue out and started to stand up, but dropped back down as he reached into his shirt. "What, what are you doing?" Raven asked.

"Your stupid bra strap keeps falling," he said as he blindly tried to pull it back up.

"Didn't you adjust it when you woke?"

He stared at her with the biggest "Are-you-freaking-kidding-me" look she had ever seen. "Oh right…" she said. Watching as he continued his horrible attempt at fixing the bra strap, she said abruptly, "Here, let me do it."

She stood up and reached into the shirt, finding the bra strap with ease and pulling it up. As she adjusted the strap, she heard whispers all around her.

"What is that man doing?" she heard.

"Is he taking off that woman's bra?" another said.

"Get a room."

"How revolting!"

"Michael, look at that loving couple. How come you refuse to show me your love and passion like them?"

"We're sixty, Martha, not sixteen."

"I may be old but I have a burning heart that needs to be satisfied!"

"Isn't this a five-star hotel? Where's security when you need it?"

"Mommy, what's that man doing?"

"Nothing, sweetheart."

"He's doing what Daddy was doing with you that time I walked into your room, right?"

"Honey, please don't say that out loud."

"What's that guy doing? Stinkin' perv!"

"Disgusting teenagers these days!"

Raven looked around her, her hands still reaching in for the bra strap. Meekly, she chuckled and said aloud, "It—It's not what it looks like. We're—we basically grew up together. Like brother and sister, hehe."

"Let's go somewhere else, Rae," Beast Boy whispered.

"Good idea." She drew her hand back and the two scampered outside. "Let's hurry and find that stupid restaurant," she muttered. "I want my body back."

…

A dark hotel room. The shades are drawn, shielding the room from the rays of light that shine outside. There is broken glass on the floor. Two shadows stand on opposite sides of the room.

"YOU!" Anna Crowe shrieks. "You did this to me! You did this—" she points at herself "—to me!"

"Anna. Anna, please," Malcolm pleads with her. "Please calm down. Please listen to me."

"You leave me be!" she screeches, her cries echoing horribly in his ears. "You've taken away far too much from me. You psychopath!"

"This isn't you!" Malcolm cries. "You're having another fit of insanity, Anna. Please fight it! Fight it! Fight your cellular degeneration! Please. I'm sorry about the accident, Anna. I'm sorry it happened. But you must fight it for me! For yourself! For us!"

The woman grabbed a shard of broken glass, ignoring the blood that appeared on her hands as she does so. "Die!" she squawked. "Die, you monster!" With a swift movement, she rushed forward and stabbed Malcolm's arm with the glass, twisting it before jerking it out. Malcolm screamed as blood gushed out.

"Anna, put that down," he said as sweat poured down his forehead. "Remember who you are. You are Anna Crowe. You are not this—this monster. You are Anna Crowe, my loving wife. You love me. And I love you." Slowly he made his way towards the woman. "Would you please calm down and put the glass down?" he asked. The woman slowly obeyed. "Breath," he said, placing his hands on her shoulders and staring deeply into her eyes. "You are Anna. You are not this monster." The woman breathed frenetically as she listened to his words. "Would you please be my Anna Crowe again?" he said softly. The woman swallowed and coughed. She slowly fell asleep in his bleeding arms.

Tears fell from Malcolm's eyes as he held his sleeping wife. "I'm sorry, Anna," he sniffled. "I'm sorry about the accident. I'm sorry I did this to you…"

He lowered his head and softly kissed the woman's forehead. The couple was drenched in sweat and blood as they slept together, shielded from the outside world by the curtains that hung loosely on their window.

…

A girl in a blue cloak wandered down the trail that led through the forest. "Weird. This place isn't half as creepy as it is in the night," he said.

A boy came soon after her, scratching various parts of her body. "Beast Boy, don't you ever shower?" she asked. "I'm itching like crazy."

Beast Boy shrugged and let his eyes slowly wander down until they rested on a pair of flesh bulging from his chest. "Whoa," he thought. "They look so different from this angle. They look pretty big from up here, hehe." He slowly raised both hands and inconspicuously cupped his palms onto the surface of his breasts.

"DON'T YOU DARE!" a roar came from behind him. He froze in his spot and dropped his arms as if they were made of lead. The two continued wordlessly. After a while, Beast Boy blew off a couple strands of hair from his face. "Why do girls' hair have to be so long?" he whined. He tried brushing it back with his fingers. "Dude, wouldn't it look so cool if I tied it up in a little ponytail? Like how Mulan did! I'd look like some Japanese warrior!"

"So long as you're in my body, you are not going to be doing anything like that!" the girl in the boy's body hissed. "I refuse to be seen walking around with a hairdo a Japanese Shogun would have."

"What's a show gun?"

"Never mind. Hey look, I think I see the restaurant coming up!" Raven pointed at what seemed to be a small restaurant about a stone's throw away.

The two Titans began running up the trail, impatient to finally be back into their original bodies. Their eager smiles slowly faded as they saw that the restaurant had completely changed. First of all there were no animal carcasses hanging from the trees, nor were there any chickens or black cats running loose like there were the previous night. The restaurant looked much cleaner and newer, and the hand-painted, wooden sign from last night was instead replaced with an electric one, brightly displaying, "Welcome to Sunny Garden - Bienvenue au Jardin Ensoleillé".

Beast Boy was the first to speak. "Raven… Does the place seem any… different to you?"

Raven nodded. "Something's up," she said as she began walking inside. The two walked into the restaurant warily. As they entered, a little ring from a bell hanging from the door accompanied them and they were immediately greeted by a female waitress in her early twenties.

"Bonjour!" she chimed with a bright smile. "Hello! Welcome to Sunny Garden. Would it be two people?"

"Uh… we're here to speak with the chef," Raven said slowly, startled by the sudden appearance of a waitress who certainly was not there last night.

"Very well. I'll get our chef for you. In the meantime, why don't you two sit down and have a look at the menu. If at any time you wish to order, please ask!"

"Sure, thanks," Beast Boy said with a smile before he and Raven sat down at a nearby table.

"What's going on here?" Raven said in a hushed tone. "This place is completely different."

Beast Boy nodded and looked around. Indeed the restaurant was completely transformed. The fold-up chairs and tables from last night were replaced with mahogany ones and the old, wooden floors were swapped with stone tiles. Gone were the talismans and voodoo dolls and in their place were traveler's guides, brochures, and a small gift shop. The assortment of wines remained, but the strangely shaped bottles of many colors and the variety of tops resembling animal heads had disappeared, instead replaced with regular bottles with plain labels. Even the items on the menu didn't match—this restaurant boasted deliciously flavored steak, fish, chicken, beef, and various French dishes. There was no chicken soup, boiled or braised, whatsoever.

"Are we even in the right restaurant?" Beast Boy wondered aloud.

Raven tapped on the elbow of a nearby waiter, asking him where the other restaurant in the forest was. He said there wasn't any other one. Raven insisted there was, saying there was a very run down one with dead animals hanging from the trees, chickens running loose, old tables and chairs, and an assortment of various wines. The waiter assured Raven that there was no such restaurant, and that Sunny Garden was the only restaurant in the entire forest.

Beast Boy and Raven shared a glance. "Do you have any Rose Petal wine, here?" Beast Boy asked.

"Uh… no, ma'am," came the response. "There's—no such thing as 'Rose Petal wine'. Perhaps you're thinking about rosé wine?"

They shared another glance.

Within moments, the first waitress had come back with the chef. "These are the customers that had requested you, ma'am."

"How may I help you?" a woman in her mid-fifties with a French accent said politely. "I am the chef of Sunny Garden."

"Uhh, I think we're looking for the wrong chef," Raven said, examining the woman up and down. "We're looking for the male chef who was here last night."

The chef and the waitress looked confused. "What male chef?" the latter asked.

"Y'know," Beast Boy explained. "Tallish, kinda big and muscular, black hair, small eyes. He had a scar on his cheek."

Now it was the waitress and the chef's turn to share a confused glance. "Ma'am," the chef said to Beast Boy. "There is no male chef here. In fact, the only male workers in this entire restaurant are the two waiters you see here and there. I am the only chef."

Beast Boy and Raven left the restaurant with grim faces. Beast Boy insisted that the restaurant they had wandered to the previous night must have been here, and was probably hidden somewhere in the woods. Raven pointed out that there was only one trail in the whole forest and that the very trail had led them to the restaurant from last night is now leading to this Sunny Garden restaurant. "But restaurants don't just disappear!" he protested.

"Do restaurants have body-swapping wines in them?" Raven replied. "Whatever restaurant we went into was right here. But it's gone now. Disappeared into thin air."

They began walking down the trail in silence until Raven's Titan communicator began beeping. Raven began rummaging through her pockets until she remembered she was in Beast Boy's body and therefore Beast Boy had her communicator. She looked up and saw Beast Boy smirking as he waved the communicator before her eyes. "Give me that, Beast Boy!"

"Come on, let me answer. They're looking for Raven, not Beast Boy, right?"

"Give me the communicator. I'll tell them Raven is sick or whatever."

Beast Boy held it away from her. "They want to see Raven so they'll get to see Raven, okay?" Pushing her away, Beast Boy opened the communicator and casually answered, "Sup?"

Batman's face stared back at him. "Greetings… Raven?"

Raven felt a bucket of ice being poured down her back as she lunged for the communicator. "Give it to me, Beast Boy!" she cried. He resisted.

"Oh my God!" Beast Boy cried. "I'm talking to Batman!"

"Are you alright… Raven?" the man asked.

Beast Boy covered Raven's mouth with his hand. "Beast Boy!" came a muffled shout.

"Um, yes sir, your justice-ness and Dark Knight-ness, sir!" Beast Boy saluted.

"You seem… different."

"Hehe, how am I different? It's Raven, uh…" He cleared his throat, wrapped his cloak near his mouth and said in a gravelly voice, "I'm Raven."

Neither Raven in Beast Boy's body nor the Dark Knight were impressed. Raven hastily grabbed the communicator from Beast Boy's hands and said, "I apologize for Raven's strangeness, sir. We believe it is a side-effect from the Brotherhood's antics. We're sure she'll be fine very soon. In the meantime, I'll take any message you wish to give."

"Why thank you… Beast Boy…" Batman replied. "That's very… uncharacteristic of you. But thank you. I just wanted to tell you that the Crowe's will be relocated to Jump City immediately after their vacation, like I had said yesterday. Remember that Anna's cellular degeneration will certainly cause her to go insane at times so be careful when dealing with her. Also, it might be helpful to know that Anna Crowe, before her accident, was a stunt double, specializing in action films. Malcolm Crowe worked as a physicist. They are both now unemployed as Mr. Crowe had recently inherited a large sum of money."

"Thank you, sir. That is all very helpful, sir. Once again, we won't let you down!" Raven said with a nod.

"Hey!" she heard Beast Boy say. "What's going on? What are you two talking—" She hung up before Batman could hear the rest.

"Raven! What's going on?"

"Calm down, alright? I'll explain it to you all later."

"What?"

"Nothing. It's just some new info Batman gave to us."

"Then why couldn't you let me answer?"

"Because you'd screw it up, that's why!" The two had already exited the forest and were now getting close to the hotel.

"I'd screw up? Of course, because I'm the idiot, right?"

"Bingo, hot shot."

Beast Boy grumbled. "Well you know what? Since I'm in your body, you might as well be nice to me."

"And why is that?"

"I dunno…" Beast Boy shrugged. "I might accidentally sell all your books on eBay. Or accidentally drop your Ring of Azar thing into the sewers…"

"You wouldn't dare!" Raven hissed. "Well I might accidentally sell all your stuff and buy a sign with your picture that says 'Hey Ladies, I'm Horny and Desperate!' and place it all over Jump City!"

"Remember last time we fought Control Freak and he flirted with you? I'll go to prison, call him up, and tell him you were just playing hard to get."

"I'll tell the tabloids you're in love with My Little Pony and 1 Direction!"

"I'll dip all your clothes in pink paint!"

"I'll stalk schoolgirls and make them think you're a creeper!"

"I'll buy the tiniest bikini they have and wear it to a nightclub!"

"I'll tell everyone you wear orthopedic underwear!"

The two had made it to the hotel. "I'll—I'll…" Beast Boy started. His eyes lit up. "I'll take… a shower," he said with a wide smile. Raven's eyes widened in horror. "Y'know," he continued. "Naked…" Raven mouthed a vicious "No". He kept on going, "In the birthday suit… Au naturale…"

He suddenly started a sprint towards the elevator. Raven immediately chased after him. He made it to the elevator and quickly ran inside, closing the door behind him with a mischievous smile. Raven grunted and took the other elevator up.

Raven exited the elevator and got off on Beast Boy's floor just as he did and the two raced towards Beast Boy's room. Though Raven was in Beast Boy's body and should be faster, Beast Boy was used to transformations and quickly adapted to his new body while Raven was still awkwardly stumbling with her new legs.

Beast Boy unlocked the door and burst inside, quickly followed by Raven. The two jumped onto the bed as Beast Boy teasingly began removing Raven's leotard. Lifting it up just above the belly button, he laughed, "Hey there! I'm trying to take a shower here! Someone call security!"

"Quit it, Beast Boy!" Raven cried as she roughly shoved the shirt back down. He pushed her back and lifted the shirt even higher. The two began wrestling in the same fashion as the leotard ran up and down the belly button rhythmically. Beast Boy was winning with the shirt lifted just under his breasts and his entire stomach showing when a small click indicated the hotel room door opening.

The two Titans froze in their spot as Cyborg entered. The mechanical man jumped back as he saw Raven and Beast Boy in a wrestling position on the bed with Beast Boy's legs wrapped around Raven's and her leotard pulled up. The two shared the same shocked expression as they stared back at him.

"What the!?" he shouted.

Whoops.

Looks like someone's gonna have some explaining to do.

Thank you, thank you for all those who have REVIEWED, FOLLOWED, or FAVORITED. It's a really great feeling to write these stories and an even better feeling to know that you guys like reading them. Send me some feedback, ya? :D

Tell me what you guys think. The burning question remains on who is that mysterious chef? Many of you guys had guessed Madame Rouge. That's a very good guess, though I'm not saying if it's right or not. A few have been very imaginative and have guessed that it was Anna Crowe's father or even the villain Metamorpho. I love it when you guys speculate on stuff like these!

And on a last note, GOOD LUCK to any readers who are starting school around now. School's killing me, slowly but surely, and I'm sure the same goes for you all. I wish you guys a year of hard work and diligence, fun and friends, growth and prosperity!