This is super fun to write! Still haven't gotten any request for it though... Not like I'm not pouting or anything...
Enjoy!
"So cute." I blushed. Both boys were sitting at the kitchen table. No doubt admiring my 'well-defined rear' as they had argued over calling it as I cooked breakfast.
"I was just about to say that." I groaned. Here we go again.
"Well, you didn't." One chair hit the floor.
"He's my boyfriend so I am the only one allowed to call him cute." Another chair.
"Fine." Hot breath ruffled my hair and I jumped. "Sheik, your smile simply lights up the room with its radiance."
A hand landed on my shoulder, Link's lips against my neck. "I could spend an eternity in your embrace, your scent overwhelming me as your body weakened me."
"I'd steal you away and live forever by your side if the gods allowed it." I yelped as Ganon pulled me into his arms, spatula dropped to the floor.
Link growled and tugged me over into his arms. "In a barren land, you are the single flower that brings color to my world."
My eyebrow twitched.
"How cheesy can you be." Ganondorf took hold of one of my hands, Link grasping the other. I was literally being the rope in their tug of war now.
"At least I love Sheik and don't just want sex with him!" Two.
"I bet I could have him begging for me to take him, unlike you. How far have you gone? Oh wait, no where. Sheik told me so." Stupid.
"Sheik! Why would you tell him that?" Morons.
"Because he feels comfortable with me." That snapped me and I tugged my hands away from them to click off the stove.
Using strength only Impa knew I had, I turned and launched the both of them out of the kitchen. I watch emotionless as they crashed into the opposite wall of the living room.
Link was up first, eyes wide with fear as I advanced. "Oh, sweet merciful goddess. We made him mad."
"I didn't know Sheik was so strong." Ganondorf saw me as he rubbed at his head. "We are going to get beaten, aren't we."
My boyfriend only nodded numbly. I stopped a few feet in front of them and then I did something that surprised the both of them. I cried.
"Why can't you realize I'm not something to be put on a pedestal and revered. Don't I deserve better." I bit my lip and clenched my hands. "Make your own breakfast. I'm done."
And so I headed upstairs to listen to music. Neither one of them moved. I know because some time later I had walked back down to find them spacing out in the same spots I had left them.
"Sorry, Sheik." They responded as soon as I got close.
I shrugged. "Wanna watch a movie?" Both happily joined me on the couch, then argued over how close they sat to me.
What can I say? I like making Sheik secretly super strong/smart/beautiful/everything! It is really fun to write Link freaking out about seeing the nerdy kid's face for the first time and having to hide his 'happiness'. He... he... he... I'm kinda evil.
Review. And leave me some ideas! Next chapter Dark shows up! Though it is a shorter chapter. *Dark screaming in the background about not getting more scenes.* In due time, my precious. In due time.
Love and Sheik's Butt, (Why did they spend time making sure his butt was nice? Not that we, or Link, are complaining.)
~Annoying :)