This was originally one chapter but I split it into 2, that's why I'm updating 2 chapters at a time. Deadlox I promise things look up for you this chapter.

Deadlox: Thank Notch!

Enjoy!

Enderlox's POV (Yay!)

I flew away. Idiots. I'm half-Enderdragon, what did they expect?

I think they expected you to fall-you're way too fat for those wings!

"How immature can you get?" I asked my good side.

Hey-we're 17. What do you expect?

"You're 17. I'm 21." I explained.

How does that even work? Deadlox asked.

"I have no idea," I told him.

I flew for a little longer before it got dark. I found a cave and lit a fire. Deadlox caught a few fish when he was in his body, and left them in his satchel, which was conveniently strapped over my shoulder. They were a little stale, but good apart from that.

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

1 hour later

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"No."

Give me my body back.

"How many times are you gonna ask!?"

Until you give me what I want. Unless you prefer I take it by force…

"I'd like to see you try," I said. Suddenly immense pain filled my body. My hand, out of my control, shakily went to brush my hair back.

"No!" I yelled, pushing my arm back. All I did was slow him down. Eventually he took back control.

Deadlox's POV

Oh, thank Notch! I stand up and stretch my legs.

I hate you! I hate sharing the same body!

"Hey I don't like it either buddy. Trust me, if there was some way I could get rid of you, I would," I told the whining hybrid.

Actually…

"What do I have to do?"

Eat an enderpearl.

I almost choked on air. "WHAT!" I exclaimed.

Yeah, then I throw it, making you vomit, and teleport in front of you. It has to be at midnight though! Otherwise it won't work.

I check my clock. 10:30. I smirk. I walk deeper into the cave.

1 hour later and I had 24 obsidian and one diamond pickaxe in fairly good condition. I started building a hollow 4x4x4 cube with no corners.

What are you doing?

"You'll see," I said as I placed the 2nd last block. "And now we wait."

20 minutes later

Start chewing

"What?"

Enderpearls are really chewy. It'll take roughly 5 minutes to chew enough for you to swallow.

I checked my clock. 11:54. I pop an enderpearl in my mouth and start chewing. It didn't taste too bad actually. Like a cookie that's been waaaaay overcooked. I set an alarm to go off at exactly midnight. I checked my watch again. 11:57. I looked in my satchel. My sword, my pick, the last block of obsidian, some steaks, some fish and a map. I took out the map. I was roughly 10 chunks away from home.

That's gonna be a long trip on foot.

Let's hope I find a horse or something. I checked my clock again. 1:59. I went over to the obsidian cube and leant into the 1 block hole. My alarm went off and I swallowed. I waited. I couldn't feel anything. I was getting worried when I felt something in my stomach. It rose to my throat and tried to make its way out my mouth. I spat out the enderpearl and out popped Enderlox. I quickly sealed off the last block.

"What the- hey!" I heard him fume. I stuck my tongue out at him (even though he couldn't see it) and went to get some sleep.

There. You happy with that Deadlox?

Deadlox: Yes! Finally I don't have to share body with that thing!

Enderlox: Excuse me?

Deadlox: You are disgusting Enderlox! Isn't that obvious? Plus I no longer have to clean my room when he messes it up.

Enderlox: I mess it up a lot :D

Me: I thought you'd be happy that you didn't have to die with him.

Deadlox: Yeah, that too!

Enderlox: Who said I'm gonna die?

Me: Me, and I'm the author. I CONTROL EVERYTHING!

Enderlox: Crap.

Dragon, out!