A/N: You just know Rumple had a masterlist of maritime terms while he impersonated Killian.
CRUELLA: Oh gods, darling, have you ever seen anything like it?
URSULA: Let me read it again, please.
CRUELLA: Out loud, please, sweetie. I haven't laughed so hard in ages.
URSULA: Ahem….Pirate references. Dinghys, buried treasure, parrots – that bit is crossed out – call Belle love and lass, a pirate oath, hand on heart…
CRUELLA: Let's hope for the librarian's sake he means on her own heart.
URSULA: You just know he doesn't.
CRUELLA: Shall we add a few – you know, just to help out?
URSULA: Ahoy there?
CRUELLA: Hoist the mainsail?
URSULA: Walk the plank.
CRUELLA: The pirate does like a good sexual innuendo, darling, so that might actually be helpful.