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.: Starting Today You're (almost) an Uchiha :.

Naruto POV

Darkness.

It was the only thing in my line of vision, just darkness. I couldn't see anything, but I could feel. I could hear, I could smell. And right now, it smelled like a mix of paint and hair spray, which smelt horrible! It feels like I'm sleeping in one of the alleyways in Konoha. Where homeless men spray paint into paper bags and breathe them in, disgusting.

But it sure didn't feel like I was sleeping in an alleyway. Warmth devoured me, I was warm to the tip of the highest strand of hair on my head, to the tips of my toes. I felt like I was lying in one of those Tempur-Pedic beds, not the spring mattresses like the one I usually sleep on.

Where was I!?

I can't see a thing! Oh wait... my eyes are still closed, silly me.

I opened my eyes and I was staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. I stared up at the whiteness of the ceiling above me for a long time before I looked around and noticed that the walls were painted a shade of red. The room was empty with only me in it. I looked ahead of me, seeing curtains that were covering the little light that shined into this room.

I looked back up at the ceiling again for a few more moments before I moved my arms and legs around a bit, the limbs and muscles sore. I sat up, a little too fast I noticed when pain hit my head. I yelped in pain and my upper body fell back onto the bed. I clasped my head tightly, trying to get the pain away, but nothing worked. I groaned loudly when the pain seemed to increase.

I squinted my eyes and ducked my head under the covers, hoping that something, anything would get the pain out of my head! I was too distracted by the pain to notice someone enter the room. I never noticed her until she spoke up first. "You're awake!" she half whispered half yelled. My eyes widened when I heard the calming, yet ear piercing voice as I slowly raised my head from under the blanket until my eyes were free from the blanket. Half of my face was covered when I looked at the women.

Both of her hands seemed to be full, but she quickly solved it when she placed something small in the other hand that was holding a glass of water. She used the free hand to close the door quickly but quietly. She hesitated a bit, looking at my eyes that were probably trembling with confusion and anxiety. With the glass of water and the small white paper in her hand, she slowly walked closer to the bed. She leaned down and placed the water and the paper on the small stand that was next to the bed, which also had a clock on top of it. I don't know if the clock actually worked or not, but it read a quarter to six. It was still really early!

After placing the glass and paper on the stand she quickly left the side of the bed to go over to the desk that was close to the curtains to receive a chair. I would've helped her, but in the state I was in right now, I think I would collapsed. She brought the chair over to the bedside and sat down in it, taking a few breaths before picking up the glass of water and paper. She slowly brought the contents in front of my eyes, making me look up at her face for an explanation.

"I'm sure you're head hurts a little. I brought some aspirin for you, should ease the pain a bit." she said as she smiled at me. I hesitated for a while, my head still under the covers. By now I was sure that her arms would've gotten tired from holding the glass and the medication in the air for so long, but she was patient.

It took a while five minutes before I decided to get out from under the blankets, and I was still surprised she held on for so long. She raised the glass a little, high enough for my to reach for it. I took the medication in my hands, unfolding the paper and taking the pill out, quickly popping it in my mouth before I took the glass over water and swallowed it down. I never noticed how thirsty I was until I drank the whole cup of water. When I finally finished she took the cup out of my hands and placed it on the stand next to us.

We both sat in silence for a good ten minutes before I remembered I had a voice, and was first to speak up. "W-where am I?" I asked, stuttering a bit. The fact that I spoke up first seemed to spark a flare of happiness and excitement in her eyes.

"Well," she started," hmm, I don't know how to explain this. Do you remember anything at all? Yesterday?" she asked me in a gently voice. I stayed quiet thinking about yesterday.

I remember walking with Kiba into the bar, Ino... Temari, Tenten, and Hinata going to the dance floor. I remember when Ino and I were walking home... I remember... fainting. My eyes widened as it came into my realization.

I was kidnapped.

I looked over at the women, who was still expecting an answer. I looked away from her and down at the bed sheets. I clenched the blankets as I nodded.

She clapped her hands together." Well that's great! I won't have to explain it all to you. Unlike the day Deidara came in..." her voice seemed to have darkened a bit.

I never looked away from the blankets on my lap, I didn't want to. I didn't know this women, I've never felt these covers in my life until I came here. I've never been in this room. I don't know who I'm suppose to marry! I don't know these people!

Anxiety hit me hard, as my shoulders started to tremble and my lips started to glue themselves together, quivering. I don't want to be here! I thought.

I want to go home! Back to Mom, Dad. Back to Kiba, Ino... I don't want to stay here! Confined in this place! I let a choke slip through my lips as my knuckles were turning white from my tight grip on the blankets.

The women next to me didn't say anything as tears started at my corner of my eyes. I let each one of them slide down my cheeks and off to the blankets.

It was five minutes later when the women next to me cleared her throat. She scooted her chair over closer and put a hand on my back. I jerked slightly, freezing for a second, before I relaxed under her gentle touch. She took it as an acceptance and began to rub her hand up and down my back, trying to calm and soothe me.

"I know... it's hard to have everything come crashing down to you." she said in a soft voice. "But I wanted to tell you, that the man you're going to marry isn't going to hurt you," she said. "Knowing him, I think he would kill someone if you ever got hurt... Not that he's violent or something!" she said, laughing.

She gasped quietly when she realized something," Oh dear me, I totally forgot to introduce myself!" she said," My name is Mikoto Uchiha. Your future husband's mom, for now you can call me Miko-san.," she informed me as I stiffened. "I know it's kinda fast, already meeting your in-laws, but I thought you would freak out if you met Sasuke before I got to talk to you, my son is really awkward, doesn't know how to express how he feels," she chuckled. "Except when he's mad."

I tilted my head down slightly making myself look up at her as I brought one hand up to my chest, leaning on the other hand. Something glinted in the other women's eyes, and before I could process anything, she pounced on me," YOU'RE JUST SO ADORABLE!" she hugged me tight before she backed away and looked at me closer. "You're eyes shine so brightly, even in the dark. You have very tan skin... are you out in the sun much?" she asked, and I nodded. "Don't worry, we won't keep you in this house all the time, we'll let you go and hang with your friends, just as long you return here." she smiled, as my eyes widened. No kidnapped housewife has even been able to have permission to leave, and right now, they're telling me I can still hang out with Kiba and the gang. Something's different about this family.

"You noticed something different about us, didn't you?" she smiled," well, yeah, it is weird for us to allow you to go outside without Sasuke by your side," she said," and I know we should worry about someone else taking you, but we have a solution for that." I was waiting for her to tell me the solution, but she didn't seem like she was going to anytime soon when she moved on. "Oh and also, the Uchiha family doesn't do the 'grand' feast, it's just torture for the victim."

'Victim!?'

"Oh but one things the same, we don't take 'no' for an answer," she smiled innocently while she said that, which made me a little scared. She bent over and took the hand off of my chest and clasped hers around it," I know... it's going to take a long while until you finally get used to being here," she said," but I promise you that we won't hurt you, and you will never feel left out here," she smiled." And I know it's going to be a while until you see your friend's and family again, but please, bear with us, just for a while..." she said. "I know you're holding something back... I know this is shocking for you, so don't be afraid to cry in front of me." she smiled a gently smile and embraced me again. "You can cry to your heart's content." At those words, I realized that there were still tears at the corner of my eyes, and my vision blurred as more tears invaded. I let the tears fall rapidly down my face as I sobbed.

The thought of not being able to see my parents, my friends, was devastating. The thought of my life never being the same ever again, scared me. It wasn't actually the thought of not being able to see everyone again that made me cry, it was the fact that this family seemed so comforting, so... words can't describe.

But the fact that I will be able to see everyone again, made my day. I know my life could never go back to the way it was before, but at least I can still keep bits and pieces of it.

I felt Mikoto's hand run up and down my back, comforting me as I started to relax again.

Life is going to be pretty weird.

Now, just one question linger in my mind.

WHO THE FUCK IS SASUKE UCHIHA?!

I don't know how, but. I do recall being in that warm bed under the covers. I don't know how I ended up downstairs, in the kitchen, sitting in a chair, with everyone that lived in this gigantic house staring at me. It was... uncomfortable, they all seemed to realized that fact, but they didn't seem to care. The only person that wasn't staring at me was Sasuke, who is supposed to be my future husband. He doesn't even look like he cares about me! The fuck is with that!? I think I'm getting too nervous.

Sasuke sat on my left, who finished his breakfast five minutes ago and was now drinking coffee while reading a book. His eyes never left the pages. I could only get glimpses of him, not wanting to make it look like I was staring. But I starting to notice how perfect he looked, even at six o'clock in the morning. He was dressed in black jeans that hugged his slim legs with a dark blue v-neck shirt that showed off his pale collarbone. His face seemed to be curved perfectly. His nose was neither too small or too large, it was perfect. His eyes, eyelashes, and eyebrows were... perfect... perfectly black. His lips were perfect.

Jeez, everything about this guy was perfect! Even so... I kinda liked the fact that the guy who wanted me wasn't someone ugly, obnoxious, and snobby.

To my right was... well I don't know his name, no one spoke when I first came in the kitchen, no one has since. But he had the same blond hair I had, except it was long and cascaded down his back. A portion of it was tied up in a half ponytail. His bangs covered one of his pale blue eyes, the left one. His skin was somewhat peach color, unlike Sasuke's, which was, if not, close to being snow white. Okay he's not that pale, exaggeration!

Sitting next to the blond haired guy was someone who reminded me of Sasuke. He had the same black hair as Mikoto, it was long and like the blonde, cascaded down his back but was tied into a low ponytail. His eyes were black like Sasuke's. His eyelashes were thin and his eyebrows weren't all that thick either. He had lines running down his face, one line on either side of his nose right next to his eyes. Wrinkles? I don't think wrinkles are located there...

Sitting next to Sasuke was probably their dad or something. He had short black hair that reached to his shoulders. His eyes were the same as every other black haired person in this Itachi probably inherited the lines from him.

Mikoto was working at the sink, washing dishes, pots, pans, forks, whatever. Her hair was long and reached down to her mid back. She had a smile on her face as she was washing the dishes and drying them, silently humming a peaceful tune as she did her job.

After she had finished washing off the soap on all of the dishes, she tried her hands clean and went over to the table, taking a seat next what I guess is Sasuke's father. She sat down and placed her arms on the table looking around at everyone, who were still staring at me, until her eyes landed to where everyone else looking, me.

Mikoto cleared her throat before she spoke," So...," she started out awkwardly. Some attention got pulled towards her, with everyone's eyes glancing over at her, before they all started to come back at me. "Well then.." she said," why don't we all introduce ourselves to Naruto, ne?" she suggested, and I didn't really like the suggestion, I didn't want to talk right now.

"I'll go first!" the blonde guy next to me said as he stood up and slammed a hand on the table, the other hand up in the air. Mikoto smiled and nodded. The guy cleared his throat before sitting down. The one next to him seemed to have rolled his eyes and smirked. "Name's Deidara. Nice to meet you!" he said a little too enthusiastic.

He sat there, waiting for a reply and a name, everyone was waiting, probably Sasuke right next to me who still had his nose slammed into his book, while drowning in coffee! He raised his eyebrows wanting my name. But before I could answer and say 'Likewise, my name's Uzumaki Naruto.' Mikoto stepped in with a cough, clearing the silence.

"Thank you, Deidara," she said and smiled while Deidara just scooted back closer to the other man. I felt kinda guilty not replying, it was probably really rude of me as well.

Who I guessed was Sasuke's father (I guessed right!) continued on with the introductions. "Nice to meet you, Naruto. I am as, you probably guessed, Fugaku Uchiha, Sasuke's father."

The guy next to Deidara coughed and said," My name is Itachi Uchiha. It's very nice to meet you." I looked away from Fugaku and over to Itachi after he had already introduced himself.

"Why so formal?" Sasuke asked next to me, not taking his eyes away from the book.

"Why not? I just met him, am I supposed to act casual?"

"Hn."

"Little brother, you're so naive," Itachi chuckled.

It was those five words that made Sasuke close his book, soft but swift," Shut up."

"Can you two go a day without fighting," Deidara complained into his orange juice. Downing if halfway.

"We aren't arguing, we're just showing our love to each other in a different way." Itachi smiled at me.

"No, we're arguing."

"Whatever you say, little brother," Itachi seemed to have lengthened the work 'little' longer than any other word in the sentence, which seemed to piss Sasuke off even more.

"..Piss off Itachi." Sasuke hissed and stood up suddenly, his chair faltering, deciding whether to fall over, or stay in place after making a few noises. Sasuke took off, the book in hand, and left the scene.

"Wait, Sasuke!" Mikoto got up and tried to get the other's attention, but Sasuke ignored her continued on walking. Mikoto sighed, disappointed at her failure to get Sasuke back in the room as she sat back down in her seat. "I wish Sasuke was a little 16 year old again." Mikoto pouted and looked down at her lap.

"Mother, that's highly doubtful that he will go back to being a 'mommy's boy'," Itachi and Deidara snickered," I mean he is 21 years old, puberty does make a dramatic change in a man."

"I guess you're right, Itachi." Mikoto sighed again and stood up," Guess calling him 'Sasu' all the time won't make a difference anymore." Mikoto pouted again. "But enough of that!" her mood suddenly changed from sad and depressed to cheery and 'let's focus on Naruto so I can make him cute and have Sasuke raping him in no time!'

I swear that was the look on her face.

She hurried over to my side with her indoor sandals and placed her hands on my shoulders abruptly. "Are you hungry, Naruto?"

I looked at her hands for a second before answering her. "Uh.. no, not really...?" It came out as a question, deciding whether or not that was the answer she wanted.

"Great!" Yup. It was the answer she wanted. "Now that everyone's finished introducing themsel-"

Itachi coughed out loud and clear," Pardon, but no. Not everyone has finished their introduction," he looked over at me. Mikoto cursed silently before letting go of my shoulders and stepping out of the way. I looked up at her to see her smiling with a 'hurry, hurry, hurry, Naruto!' written all over her face.

I gulped and stared at her for a few more moments before clearing out my throat. " N-Naruto Uzumaki.."

"Uchiha, soon!" Mikoto cheered to herself.

"Dear, don't make him uncomfortable."

"Yes, yes, yes, whatever you say!" Mikoto smiled. "Now that we finally finished, I want to show you around! Let you get to know your surroundings better!" Mikoto grabbed my upper arm and dragged me off the chair, causing me to scream out as my legs scrambled to catch up with her.

I was led out of the kitchen and up the staircase, though, the staircase I came down from was on the right side, and we were now climbing the left stairway.

"I'll show you around the east corridor first, since you've already been at the west." she explained as we reached the top of the stairway. She finally let go of my arm when we started to walk farther away from the stairs. She pointed to the right, where a hallway was located at," That hallways is mostly filled with guestrooms." she said. "I would've put you in one of these rooms, but since Deidara's room is now free, I'm guessing putting you in a room closer to Sasuke would be a better choice." Oh no it's not.

She then pointed to our left," Those rooms are empty, nothing in or outside of them, but Fugaku and I are planning on reconstructing and making them all a party room." she said.

We continued to walk for a good minute before stopping again. I was too distracted by how big the house was and I didn't notice Mikoto had stopped until I bumped into her accidentally.

Mikoto silently yelped as I bumped into her. I quickly took this into realization and scrambled away," I'm sorry!" I apologized. She chuckled and shook her head.

"It's not a big deal. Anyways," she continued on with the 'tour' of her house... that was too big to even question. "This hallway is where the bathrooms are located. To the right, is the regular shower, and to the left is the sauna."

"Suana!?"

"Yes!"

Who the fuck has a sauna in their house!? Apparently, the Uchihas!

The 'tour' went on for about another thirty minutes.. of just the east corridor! You would need pictures to believe how big this place is, it's like a mansion, but ten times bigger.

I was then led back to the west corridor, where everything was the same as the east corridor except there wasn't a hallway full of empty rooms.

Who the fuck has TWO sauna rooms in their house!?

Apparently, the Uchihas.

The tour of the house took about fifty minutes, and just when I thought that was all I could handle, she led me to the backyard. Oh joy!

The backyard was fenced with aluminum bars that were about 8 feet high. Inside of the bars was a swimming pool with a small barbecue corner on the left. There was actually a couple of stalls in the corner for people to change in.

What's up with this house?!

Beyond the black, aluminum bars were similar houses, but smaller and didn't have a huge pool with changing stalls.

And probably didn't have two sauna rooms either. Yes I'm still hung up on that.

There wasn't much to explain in the backyard, so I was led back in.

"Well, I have some business to attend to with family, so I must part with you here." she said. "You can do whatever you like as long as you don't enter Itachi's and Deidara's room. Cause no one really knows what's in there..." she said with a little fear in her voice. "I'll call for you when lunch is ready."

I nodded before she waved another goodbye and went out front door of the house, where I was able to get a glimpse of a fountain that was streaming in the middle outside...

Uchihas.. rich bastards.

I sighed and slowly walked up the stairs to the west corridor, where my room was located at. Yes, the room that smelled like a mix between paint and hair spray.

I reached near the end of the hallway, where the said room was at. It was the second to last room, the last room being...

I raised a brow, who does the last room belong to?

I walked over to the room and saw a note stuck to the door.

'Do Not Disturb.

Mother, I know you're disappointed about how I left the table this morning and my attitude... and my language... and everything else you found wrong. But please don't... don't come in the room until I take this sign off.

Father.. sorry for my language.

Itachi and Deidara. If I see you two in my room, the second you open that door, I will make sure you two can't have sex anymore. Yes, I hear Deidara's loud screams and moans of 'Itachi! Harder! Fuck me harder!'

I couldn't help but laugh, trying to contain my laughter. Looks like I won't find it boring trying to talk to this guy. Or maybe I will...

Again, sorry for the language, Father, but blame Deidara.

Naruto.

The sign got my attention when I saw my name plastered on it.

You may come in if you like. I'm not forcing you.

That's all.

Itachi, Deidara.. Yes, I mean it. Don't. Come. In.

I stared at the words that were meant for me on this note for a long time. I gulped as that time I probably made the biggest decision of my life, the one that changed everything.

I reached over for the door handle, trembling as I slowly pushed down on it. The handle clicked, and I pushed the heavy metal door, wondering.

'Why did my life come to this?'

I slowly opened the door, poking me head in when the space between the door and the frame were big enough for me to fit through. I paused, my head being the only thing of me in the room. I glanced around the room a bit, taking every sight in.

The walls were painted a dark shade of blue. Everything was organized, and like my room, which I never mentioned before, is pretty empty. The only thing in sight from the location of the room I was in was a bed, a desk, a couple of wardrobes, and a t.v. that hung on the wall. I looked around, Sasuke wasn't in sight.

He wasn't in the room. That's weird. The note's hanging on the door still, and he seems to be the type of person to stay in his room when agitated or angered. Doesn't everyone do that? Silly me.

I didn't see him anywhere in the house, since I just got a tour of the whole damn thing.

I sighed, I kinda wanted to meet him too.. seeing as he is my future husband. No matter how many times I say it, calling him my future husband sounds... weird.

I was never gay... and marrying a guy?

Why haven't I thought of this before? Why hasn't anyone thought of this before!?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY A GIRL GOD DAMMIT!

But I guess for the rest of my life I'll be stuck with a guy, hopefully he isn't too...

I slipped through the door, slowly and quietly closing it behind me afterwards. I heard the satisfied 'click' of the doorjamb and leaned on the white metal entry. I sighed.

I know entering the room without permission (well he did say I could come in...) wasn't the best idea ever, but I couldn't help it. I propped myself off the door and slowly started to look around the room. There was nothing interesting, to be honest. No pictures on the wall, no papers on the desk, nothing on the bed (not that I would venture on it or something!), nothing in the closet that was opened, just clothes that were neatly hung up.

Nothing.

I sighed yet again, for the millionth time that day, probably. I'm starting to have second thoughts about him not being boring to talk to.
But then, I spotted something at the corner of my eye.

It was like the object was glowing red, saying 'come over here! Come over here! Find me! Find me!'

To my imagination, it was something white, or the rim of it was white, cause I saw color. It was covered by a towel on the nightstand next to the bed. I slowly walked closer to it, taking one step at a time, deciding whether or not it was a good idea.

Before I knew it, I was standing in front of the towel, and whatever was under it, I wanted to know. My hand didn't move, it stayed clenched on my side, never left.

"Deidara, I'm going to ki-" I jerked when I heard someone's voice behind me. I quickly turned around and saw Sasuke. He was standing in front of the curtains, the breeze from outside made his hair sway from left to right, making it look so soft, I want to touch it. Wait.. no I don't! Where did he come from? Oh, there's a balcony?! I never new that! That's probably where he was, then.

Well go figure, Naruto. "Naruto? What were you doing..." his words strayed from his sentence and he looked behind me, seeing the towel and the god damn object I wanted to see! His eyes widened and he quickly walked over to me.

In my realization, my eyes widened as well when he started to stalk over to me, his face expressionless. I couldn't tell if he was angry at me, which I hoped he wasn't.

I quickly put his hands on my shoulders. His actions caught me off guard when he gently turned me around, making me face the wall and then turning us both around, both of us facing the opposite direction from the one before. He quickly turned around, stuffing whatever I was going for inside of his pants pocket and then turning back around to face my back.

"What are you doing here?" he asked, his voice nothing more than a whisper against my ear, making me shiver.

Silence took over the room. Nothing came out of my mouth, and the thoughts were just a tangle of wires, all mixed up.

:DD Cliffhanger! Will Sasuke be mad at Naruto? Or will he leave him be? OR WILL HE RAPE THE POOR BOY?! Nahh he wouldn't do that. I think... Hopefully not... but you never know~

I decided to update one day early because I'm busy tomorrow so.. we'll I'm not that busy tomorrow.. (it's just cause I love you guys that much... just kidding, ew no. just kidding, :DD *hearrt*)

Hope you enjoyed this chapter! I made it longer than all of the other ones, cause I thought you guys would want it, but unfortunately, there isn't that much SasuNaru-ness in this chapter and I must apologize, but there will be! In the next chapter probably.

Did I mention this story might be really fluffy? I don't know.. too lazy to check. Lol.

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Next Deadline/update: July 31, 2013 Pacific Time!

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