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.: City Shenanigans Part 1 :.
3rd POV
Fuck.
That one word ran circles around in Sasuke's mind, repeating and repeating it until he was about to explode and go crazy. For any of you who are pretty much confused right now, Sasuke had just finished a tickle fight with his dobe.
Yes his dobe, who else would he belong to? Certainly not anyone but Sasuke. The Uchiha was going to make sure of that. He walked out of the room, leaving a shocked Naruto on the bed to get lost in a trail of thoughts as he groaned inwardly. He didn't really expect for this to happen, but in his defense, it technically was Naruto's fault.
"What are you doing here...?" Sasuke asked, as he looked down at the cerulean eyes, wanting to get lost in them.
Naruto fidgeted under his gaze, his shoulders tensing and his hands clasped together against his chest. "Well.. uh you see.. the note on your door said I could come in."
Sasuke cocked an eyebrow," I didn't expect for you to come in."
"Well do you want me to leave?-"
"I didn't say that." Sasuke responded quickly, not wanting the dobe to leave just yet. Sasuke saw Naruto raise his eyebrows at his response, and he smirked. "Don't question my intentions, moron."
"I wasn't."
"You looked like you were about to."
"Well I-"
"Sasuke!" the two of them jerked when they heard a voice call for the Uchiha. "Sasuke! Are you up there!?" the raven's eyes twitched, knowing who was calling him.
"I don't want to deal with the fucker," he muttered under his breath.
"We know you're up there, Sasuke!? Come down for a bit, we have something to show you!" he heard his brother shouting for him, and his eyes closed, as he took a deep breath, and then exhaled.
When he opened his eyes, he started into the sea again, its waves clashing.
"Wait here." Sasuke started to walk, patting Naruto on the shoulder before walking towards the door," I'll be right back," and then he left.
Sasuke growled lowly and walked down the stairs, seeing Itachi and Deidara, the devil pair waiting at the bottom of the staircase. He stopped halfway down the stairs and glared at Itachi, not wanting to get too close.
"Oh come on Sasuke, you should know now that I don't bite." Itachi teased and smiled at his little naive brother that continued to glare at him.
"Yeah, I know you don't, you devour."
"Oh that's a new way to put it!" Deidara blurted," Now, 'Tachi and I got something for you!" Deidara walked up the staircase and grabbed Sasuke's wrist. At the contact, Sasuke scowled and shook his wrist free from the other, gaining a pout from Deidara.
Itachi chuckled and walked up the staircase as well," Now now, don't make my wife sad, Sasuke, or I'll make sure you pay."
"Yeah and don't rape mine." Sasuke hissed into his older brother's eyes
"But he isn't yours, just yet." the older Uchiha corrected," Be patient,"
"Our present for you is something that will... well.. at least he won't be running away..." Deidara muttered, catching the other's attention.
"What?" Sasuke whipped his head over to look at Deidara, grinning like a madman and seemingly holding down laughter. "What are you two planning...?"
Deidara jumped in the air a little and walked down the staircase again, Itachi not even bothering to follow. "I'll go get it." Deidara practically yelled as he walked into the kitchen.
"So why did you marry him!?" Sasuke asked his older brother, who in return, chuckled.
"Why did you decide to marry Naruto, little brother?"
"Hn."
"Exactly." Itachi smiled down at him as Deidara came back to the two of them, holding a box that was horribly wrapped with regular printing paper, patterns and whatnot scribbled all over it.
"We were going to give this to you after the wedding, but decided not to when we saw the guy." Itachi smirked as Deidara handed Sasuke the box, who accepted.
Sasuke eyed the two of them before looking down at the box and slowly tearing the paper away, revealing cardboard underneath it. Sasuke raised a brow as he ripped the top off and opened the flap. He took out of styrofoam container. He took the top half off and revealed the 'gift' that Itachi and Deidara had bought for Naruto and him.
His eyes widened, and he looked up, glaring at the two of them," What, in the hell, did you guys buy!?" he asked, practically yelling off the top of his lungs.
"Well I know you aren't blind, Sasuke!" Deidara said with humor in his voice," but~ we bought you a vibrator."
"Why!?"
"Cause by the time the wedding comes, we all know that you and Naruto will already be fucking, so we thought this would be a good present." Itachi explained to him," Oh but don't expect something else at the wedding itself."
"Why do you give it to me now?!"
"We saw Naruto walk into your room, and we just thought-" Deidara was cut off by a raging Sasuke.
"Well you thought wrong Deidara! Itachi!" He screamed the names out," Take your piece of shit back, I don't want it."
"Don't be so selfish, even if you don't want it, Naruto might." the older Uchiha smirked.
"Fuck off, both of you!" Sasuke put the top half of the styrofoam container back on and scowled at the two of them before leaving them to laugh their asses off.
"I hate living in this house..." he muttered to himself as he stalked up the stairs.
"Oh he took it with him..." Deidara snickered.
Sasuke glared down the hall and stormed into his room, muttering how he was going to explain the piece of shit to Naruto if he ever found out about it.
'If... he ever finds out...' Sasuke smirked and went over to his closet, walking in and pushing past the bundle of dirty clothes on the floor behind the laundry baskets and smiled when he saw the vault that was locked securely.
Sasuke didn't really know why he wouldn't just throw the 'gift' (in situations like these, Sasuke really didn't know if this was a gift, or just a way for Itachi to have some fun) in the lake the next time he went to the village, probably because secretly, he really wanted it. You know, just in case Naruto and him do those things.. Sasuke was just drooling from the thought.
The Uchiha shook his head a few times to get him back on track and then twisted the nob, landing on the specific numbers and then pulling the vault open afterwards.
There wasn't anything in there, seeing as he didn't really need it, but since this time, he really wanted to hide this from everyone he guessed he could put good use to it. The raven closed the vault and put his dirty bundle of clothes back where they were, standing up and straightening his clothes out. He moved the laundry basket back to where they were and exited the closet, scratching the back of his head.
"Sorry about that, Naruto.. my brother and his little devil 'wife were being-," Sasuke started when he remembered about the dobe, but then cut himself off when he faced the bed, finding the blonde's body in fetal position, hugging himself for warmth.
Sasuke's eyes widened as he watched Naruto's chest rise and fall in a slow pattern, how the blond locks were scattered across the blonde's forehead, and how his lips were parted ever-so-slightly.
Without the Uchiha realizing, his jaws started to slowly drop as saliva threatened to slide right out of it. Sasuke quickly closed and covered his mouth with his clothed wrist when he noticed that he was staring. He looked away from the sight before him, glaring at the blue walls, huffing a breath out before dropping his arm.
His eyes slowly averted to the blonde on the bed, his head still facing the wall. Gulping, Sasuke shifted his feet, scooting closer to the bed, his head never moving, as his eyes were locked on Naruto. The raven's heart beats grew louder and faster as the gap between the two closed.
Before the Uchiha even knew it, Naruto's golden locks were laced in his fingers, as he pushed the hair off his forehead.
In the situation, words weren't processing in his mind correctly. A fuck there, and a fuck here.
For example:
'How the fuck...?'
or
'Who the fuck...?'
and the simple
'What the fuck...?
'Fuck.. Naruto... five.. minutes... how...?'
Translation for those of you who aren't understanding, cause no one really understands an Uchiha at this moment, especially a horny one,' What the fuck. How in hell does someone fall asleep in five minutes when there was practically a riot downstairs...?' Sasuke sighed when he figured that he'd never find the answer to that question, and chuckled. He raised one leg up, placing it on the edge of the bed as he climbed on the bed and sat next to the sleeping Naruto, his hand still resting on the blonde's forehead.
Sasuke knew, it was going to a while for the blonde to get comfortable with him, he knew it would take even longer for Naruto to actually fall in love with him. But the question that always lingered in his head, was how long?
How long will it take for Naruto to get closer? Or more like, how long can Sasuke last? How many minutes, hours, days, months, and years... will pass until Naruto finally loves the stupid Uchiha for his stoic and unenthusiastic self.
How many minutes, hours, days, months, and years can Sasuke last until he loses it?
Sleep caught Sasuke and clung onto him, all of the Uchiha's thoughts drowning him as his eyelids grew heavy. The night before Sasuke had been tossing and turning in his sleep, waking up so many times the raven lost count, knowing that Naruto was sleeping in the room next door made him feel a bit jumpy. So, Sasuke wasn't able to get the sleep he desired most.
Without a second thought, the raven let his eyelids fall as he dozed off and his consciousness slipped away, his limp body falling onto the bed beside Naruto.
"Fuck my life, fuck this house, fucking Deidara and Itachi and the stupid fucking gift they gave me." Sasuke grumbled to himself as he walked to the bathroom," What the hell am I supposed to do with a fucking vibrator?!" Sasuke questioned himself as he thought of ideas and images and a wild blush was sprayed across his face," Never mind.. I don't want to know.." the Uchiha mumbled to himself as he opened the door to the bathroom. He entered and then slammed the door shut, hoping that everyone, and he meant everyone, would hear the slam. He made sure to lock the door before he started to strip himself of his clothes, leaving the pile on the floor, not even thinking twice about picking them up. He went over to a cabinet and grabbed a small white towel, wrapping it about his slim and bare waist. Sasuke growled and walked over another door on the other side, sliding it open to reveal the large bath area.
Even though this Uchiha compound was designed like a western style house, Mikoto made sure that she had a traditional Japanese bathroom instead of the western style ones. The only one who had a problem with adjusting was, Fugaku, who lived in America almost his whole life and moved to Japan to marry Mikoto and have a family.
Sasuke slid the door back closed when he entered, making sure to lock this door as well as he walked over to the shower head, turning the knob, letting the cold water pour over his heated body.
Yes, cold water.
Cause after that incident where Naruto sat himself right at Sasuke's groin, his hormones went crazy. And he really needed to fix this little problem... or big problem. He thanked the heavens that the bathroom had two lockable doors, cause privacy matters sometimes.
"Naruto!" Mikoto called out for the blonde, knocking on the door to his room. When she got no response, she tilted her head sideways and raised an eyebrow. "Naruto? Are you in there?" she asked, still not getting a reply," Naruto!? I'm coming in okay?" she said before she opened the door and peeked through, seeing no one in the room. Her eyebrow stayed raised as she closed the door, wondering where Naruto could be. She walked away from the door and went over to Sasuke's room, knocking on the metal entry," Sasuke? Do you know where Naruto is?" she asked, not even bothering to read the sign. And again, she got no response," Sasuke?!" she called out, louder than before.
"I'm coming in.. okay?" she said again, pushing the handle and opening the door, poking her head in to see. She expected Sasuke to be at his desk, listening to music on his ipod, which would be the reason he wasn't responding. She expected him to be doing some work or reading while listening to music.
But he wasn't.. there was no Sasuke to be found in the room. But what Mikoto did find, which took her back to her surprise, was little Naruto, sitting in the now messy bed with his head tilted to the side as he stared at the t.v. across the room with confusion written all over his face. Mikoto could only squeal inwardly, thinking that the face Naruto was wearing only made him look a thousand times more cuter.
"Naruto?" she called out to the blonde, who, didn't respond. Mikoto groaned. "Naruto." she called out once more, but still, no response. Mikoto huffed and tried one more time," Naruto!" she practically screamed out the blonde's name.
Naruto finally snapped out of his thoughts about what had just happened between him and Sasuke, and violently jerked when he heard his name. He looked over at the door and found the Uchiha chuckling," Sorry, Naruto." Mikoto continued to chuckle," but I was wondering if you were hungry. You haven't eaten yet, have you?" she asked.
Naruto stared at her for a few moments, before his stomach growled and broke the short silence from before. Naruto quickly looked away from Mikoto and glared down at his stomach.
The Uchiha looked at Naruto for a few seconds before laughing again, causing Naruto to look at her before looking away, blushing from embarrassment. "Well, that answers that. How about we look for Sasuke and then you t-"
"You were looking for me, Mother?" Sasuke cut Mikoto's sentence mid way and the sudden intrusion caused her to jump.
Mikoto quickly turned around and faced her youngest son," Sasuke! Yes I was looking for you and Naruto."
"Hn."
"It's two in the afternoon and you two haven't eaten anything yet, and Naruto's stomach answered for him." she chuckled again.
Sasuke opened the door wider and found Naruto looking away, a dark blush sprayed across his face. The raven smirked and then looked away. "So I was suggesting you drive Naruto out somewhere to eat. Maybe the village, or the city." she suggested," I know the city is pretty far.."
"It's an hour drive.." Sasuke cut in.
"Yes, I know, but maybe Naruto hasn't really been to the city before.." she said.
Sasuke took the words into though, and then looked at Naruto, who was still staring at the wall," Naruto, have you been to the city before?" Sasuke asked the blond, who quickly turned his head over to look at him, only to blush even more and then look away.
"O-Only once..." He replied to the raven. Sasuke smirked at the blonde's blush.
"Then I guess we're going to the city,"
"Alright then, Naruto," Mikoto clasped her hands together," come with me for a second." she said before walking away, expecting Naruto to follow her.
Naruto looked at the door for a while, before looking at Sasuke, looking away, and then getting off the bed and out the room. He saw the women at the end of the hallway waiting for Naruto to catch up before she walked down the staircase and walking over to the east corridor.
'What does she have in store for me now...?' Naruto asked himself.
Sasuke leaned against his 2012 black Ford Focus, his phone in his hands as he waited for Naruto to come out.
After waiting for about five minutes, Sasuke sighed and checked the time. "Quarter-to-three and still no one in sight." the raven mumbled to himself and took his keys out of his pocket, twirling them between his fingers as he put his phone away.
Finally, after waiting another five minutes (five minutes is pretty long in an Uchiha's mind, busy people..) Mikoto finally opened the door and walked outside to wear Sasuke's car was, a smile on her face. "Sorry, Sasuke, but Naruto wasn't very 'happy' about the idea."
Sasuke looked down at his mother, sighing," What did you do to him?" he asked, hoping Naruto walks out of the house still sane.
"Nothing! It's just that I thought he needed a new change of clothes so I let him borrow your clothes!"
Sasuke blinked, once, twice, and then gaped," What!?"
"It wasn't a bad idea! I took some of your smaller clothes that don't fit you anymore an-"
"I thought you donated those.."
"Well~ I didn't, when you told me you already had someone on your mind, I thought it wouldn't hurt to keep the clothes for Naruto, 'cause I knew this would happen!"
"So you planned this.."
"Not really, but you got to be prepared for when opportunity knocks!" Mikoto smiled up at him.
Sasuke sighed again rubbing his temples with his two hands before looking back at Mikoto," So where's Naruto? May I ask, Mother?"
"Oh he said-"
"I'm right here.." Sasuke and Mikoto both jerked and looked over, finding Naruto standing only a few meters away from them.
Mikoto new she had won the conversation when she saw Sasuke's eyes widened. She specifically chose the clothes that would hug Naruto's figure more, much to her delight, whatever she was planning worked!
Naruto wasn't wear anything special, but it did make him look, sexy, hot, delicious, and just drop dead cute. He had on black jeans with chains that were hooked onto the belt loops, a long sleeved fishnet shirt, and on top of that a thin, short sleeved, black, hoodie. And to Naruto's horror, he hated, wearing such dark colors. But he really did like the intoxicating smell of Christmas all over him.
"Alright then," Mikoto clasped her hands together," Naruto, I'll wash your clothes and you'll probably be able to wear them again tomorrow, so tonight I guess you'll have to borrow some of Sasuke's clothes, again."
'Oh she just loves to torture me' Naruto inwardly cried.
Sasuke looked over at his mother and smirked. 'You really surprise me sometimes...'
"Let's go." Sasuke started to twirl the keys in his hands again and walked over to the driver side of the car, opening the door and hopping in(not literally, Uchiha's don't really 'hop' but I'm sure everyone knows that). Naruto looked at Mikoto before walking over to the passenger seat and opening the door, getting in right next to Sasuke.
They both closed the doors at the same time, and while Sasuke started the car, Naruto pulled the seat belt over him, snapping it in place.
Sasuke drove the car off after snapping his own seat belt in place, and Naruto could only inwardly cry as he watched Mikoto wave them goodbye and disappear in sight.
The drive to the city, was awkward for the two.
Technically, 'awkward' was an understatement, but neither Naruto or Sasuke could find a better word to fit in with the situation. In reality, the drive to the city was supposed to be one hour, thats sixty minutes, and thats three thousand six hundred seconds, but to Naruto, it felt like forever!
When they had finally arrived to a place to eat, it took Naruto by surprise when he found out it was only a quarter to four.
The place they arrived was nothing fancy, but it wasn't cheap either. It was a mix between a dinner and a five star restaurant, so it was usually for the middle class people who just wanted to come in and sip some beer or wine.
And Naruto prayed he wouldn't have to drink either of the two, because he has a very low tolerance to alcohol. It's the genes, Kushina and Minato can only drink one beer before they start losing it, it's not very pretty when they start to get tipsy.
The two walked into the restaurant and was immediately greeted by a young woman who looked the same age as Sasuke.
She looked at the two of them, blushing when she saw Sasuke's eyes land on her. She quickly cleared her throat and smiled.
"Table for two?" the girl asked.
"Hn." was Sasuke's reply before they were led to a small secluded table in the corner, away from the noise and ruckus, which made Naruto pretty tense. The waitress gave them two menus before scurrying off to the other waitresses.
Sasuke knew they were talking about him, from the squeals and whispering, it's pretty obvious. But right now, Sasuke wasn't really paying attention to the girls, he was, and has been, glancing at Naruto everytime he had the chance. He just couldn't believe how cute the blonde looked in his clothes, especially the jeans Mikoto made him wear, it practically clung to Naruto's ass.
But, knowing Naruto, he was oblivious to Sasuke's constant glances and blushes and was more focused on the menu, since he was starving!
'Wow.. all of this stuff sounds so expensive..' Naruto thought to himself, and then looked towards the right of the menu and saw the price, the size of his eyes doubling over,' it is expensive! What's the cheapest thing they have here?!'
For a place that looked middle class, they sold high class food. Sasuke notice the worry on Naruto's face, who was still trying to find the cheapest thing there, but it was lost hope.
Sasuke smirked and put the menu in his hands down, already deciding on what the get," Naruto, don't worry about the cost, just get whatever you want," Sasuke said as he beckoned for someone to take his order.
'Yeah I'm worrying about the price, but there's nothing here I actually know how to eat!'
"M-May I take your order?" another girl came by this time, she was petite and looked like she just began junior high.
"One plate of pasta, with extra tomato, and a glass of red wine." Sasuke ordered for with a monotone voice, not even looking at the waitress. After reading out his order he looked over at Naruto, waiting for his order.
"Anything's fine... really.." Naruto mumbled loud enough for only Sasuke to hear.
"Same thing, but hold the wine." the girl jotted down the order and then walked off, a blush completely dominating her face.
"Aren't you going to drive.. why are you drinking wine..? Don't you want to stay sober?" Naruto asked quietly, not looking at Sasuke.
Sasuke, who had pulled out his phone, looked over at Naruto and smirked," I have very high tolerance for alcohol, so no worries." he said calmly and put his phone back in his pocket. "You're quiet.."
"Is there something wrong with being quiet...?" Naruto asked as he reached for the glass of water that was poured out for them not too long ago. Sasuke reached for the same glass as well, making sure his glass was as far away as Naruto as possible before taking the blonde's water. The raven knew Naruto would just drink water the rest of the conversation to keep out of it, but he wasn't going to have any of that.
"I don't remember you being this quiet in high school." Sasuke smirked and placed the glass of water on the other side of him. Naruto gaped and tried to reach for the glass of water, but failed when Sasuke removed it from his reach.
"People change, Sasuke." Naruto said as he grumbled and then pouted when he failed to get the glass of water again.
Sasuke could only smirk at how adorable Naruto looked when he pouted like he did now.
"Oh? You weren't very quiet this morning.."
"Well wouldn't you be quiet when you had just gotten kidnapped by someone you haven't seen in years and had totally forgotten?!" Naruto snapped when he failed to get his drink again.
Sasuke's eyes widened slightly, as he slowly placed the water on the table.
Whoops...' Naruto gulped.
"Tell me, Naruto... do you want to go home?" the Uchiha asked. "I can take you back home you know.. where your family is waiting.. where all your friends are at.. I can do it you know.."
"I know you can..." Naruto mumbled.
"You want me to?"
"Would you really take me home?" the blonde asked, hope growing in his eyes. Sasuke laughed inwardly at how fast Naruto's mood changes. One second he's mad and pissed off, the next he's a bundle of joy and hope!
"Not a chance," Sasuke smirked and placed the water back in front of the gaping Uzumaki.
Naruto quickly reached for the glass of water before Sasuke could take it again and held it up to his lips," Damn Uchihas.." he mumbled before gulping the water down.
"What was that?" Sasuke looked over.
Naruto almost gagged when he saw the food that Sasuke ordered for them, both being the same dishes at least Naruto's looked sane! Sasuke's looked like it had been poured over with red paint...
'That puts 'extra tomato' into use...' Naruto eyed the dish as Sasuke took a bite out of it. The Uchiha looked over after wiping his mouth with a given napkin on the table. He saw Naruto stare at him, then the dish, then back at him, and back at the dish. "Something wrong?"
Naruto looked back at Sasuke and then nervously laughed," N-no..." Naruto forced a smile and dug into his food, finding it surprisingly good. Naruto would glance at the raven and his food every chance he got, sometimes catching the raven drinking his wine. Naruto felt so little compared to Sasuke, who was already legal age of drinking, even though they were only two years apart from age. Sasuke was mature, making him seem older than he really is.
'Uchihas,' Naruto rolled his eyes and continued to eat, occasionally taking small sips of water.
Sasuke's eyes averted to Naruto, who was still eating his pasta. The Uchiha rolled the glass of wine gently in his hands as his head rested on one of his palms.
He sighed,'This is going to be a long day..'
Ahah.. I know... this is a pretty short chapter, and I promised I would make it longer but! If you wanted it on time, here it is, all in its glory~
But no really, I'm really sorry! I know.. I never keep my promises! ;_;
But yeah.. leave a review.. don't be mad at me :c I promise! Next time, I will finish this whole city shenanigan and maybe I might even throw in some fanservice in there! Who knows ^^
But anyways, I'm really sorry.
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Next chapter will be up August 29, 2013 and as always~ in Pacific time~
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