Hello! Chapter 3! What has happened to Darth Vader will finally be revealed! Ok let's get going!
Disclaimer: I am not Disney or Lucasfilms. As I say every chapter.
Scene 1:Leia, Darth Vader, Han Solo, Emperor Palpatine
Everyone but Vader: (kills Vader)
Just I bit later Leia and Han are looking down at Darth Vader...
Leia: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well the only problem is, now we have to reserect him. And that's going to be suuuuch a drag.
Han Solo: So, how shall we go about it?
Leia: Well... I guess we could just have Emperor Palpatine do it... Can he do that? I doubt it...
Han Solo: I don't think so, and he might kill us because we killed his friend...
Leia: Hmmmmm, there must be some powerful Jedi who can...
Han Solo: ...
Leia: This is really going to be a problem...
Han Solo: Maybe it wasn't worth it to kill him, I mean...
Leia: What?! Did you say?!
Han Solo: meep, nothing.
Darth Vader: (gets up and looks dazed) What happened?
Han Solo: It's alive! (faints)
Leia(to Darth Vader): You died, we killed you.
Darth Vader: oh...
Emperor Palpatine: Hi Vader, why do you look like you just came back from the dead?
Leia: (quietly begins to tiptoe away, dragging the unconscious Han Solo with her)
Darth Vader(to Emperor Palpatine): Because I did just come back from the dead.
Emperor Palpatine: How did you die?
Leia: (left the scene long ago)
Darth Vader: Oh, Leia, and Han and and Luke and Kylo and Hux killed me cause I posted silly photos of them on Instagram...
Emperor Palpatine: Oh. What was it like to be dead?
Darth Vader: How should I know, I was dead.
Emperor Palpatine:.
Emperor Palpatine: How did you come back to life?
Darth Vader: I dunno...
Scene 2: Leia and Han
Leia: (pours bucket of ice on Han)
Han Solo: (wakes up screaming like someone's cutting his legs off)
Leia: (smiles)
Han Solo: What was that for?
Leia: I wanted you to wake up.
Han Solo: Well you could have used water.
Leia: Then you would get much more wet.
Han Solo: Then I wouldn't wake up feeling like someone's pouring fire on me.
Leia: But it was fun to watch you scream.
Han Solo: Humf.
Ok, there's the end of the chapter... No cliff hanger this time I'm wondering what I'm going to do for the next one... What did you think of Darth Vader's resurrection? I might come back to that later... So yeah, have a nice day. ;)