Hi everyone! Hello there! Chapter 8! Reading! Yay! I love to read! As you may already be able to tell, this chapter is going to be incredibly random. ;) Ok, let's get started!

Disclaimer: I am not Disney or Lucasfilms. Why would you think I am?

Scene 1: Leia, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, Hux and Kylo

Leia: (is reading a good book)

Darth Vader: (walks in) What are you doing?

Leia: Reading, duuh.

Darth Vader: What are you reading?

Leia: A book.

Hux: (comes in and stits down, reading from an e-reader)

Darth Vader: Hi!

Hux: (continues reading)

Darth Vader: Hello?

Hux: IF YOU DISTURB ME ONE MORE TIME THE UNICORNS OF UNSPECIFIED POWER WILL HAUNT YOUR DAYDREAMS.

Darth Vader: meep.

Hux: UNICORNS OF UNSPECIFIED POWER! I NEED YOU TO EXTERMINATE SOMEONE!

Darth Vader: (runs from room followed by the unicorns of unspecified power)

Leia: Ok then!

Hux: THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF UNICORNS YOU KNOW!

Leia: (goes back to reading)

Kylo: (walks in) What's up Hux?

Hux: BE QUIET OR YOU WILL SUFER THE SAME FATE AS DARTH VADER.

Kylo: What happened to Darth Vader?

Hux: UNICORNS OF SLIGHTLY MORE SPECIFIED POWER!

Leia: Last time it was of unspecified power...

Hux: (eyes glow red)

Kylo: (is chased from room by unicorns of slightly more specified power (I bet you never would have guessed XD ))

Darth Maul: (comes in)

Darth Maul: (leaves)

Hux: What's up Leia?

Leia: UNICORNS OF SPECIFIED POWER!

Hux: (goes back to reading, and, strangely, no unicorns appear)

Scene 2: Excerpt from Hux's book (just so you know what the deal with the unicorns is)

The unicorn of unspecified power charged towards the offending wart hog. Powerful rainbows spiraled from its horn!

"YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!" cried the unicorn as the wart hog began to make it's getaway. Then suddenly there was a brilliant neon black flash as the wart hog was teleported to the detention of the something that sounds cool (I wrote detention on purpose, it was not meant to be demention) the unicorn cheered and ran to greet her friends in combat. But instead of finding her friends she found (e-reader glitches and then dies permanently (I know this is not impossible but it's what happens so don't question it.))

Scene 3: Hux, Leia and Emperor Palpatine

Hux: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! Who was it?! Who was it?! THOSE DARN WART HOGS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Leia: It'll be ok Hux, I'm sure you can get I new e-reader somewhere...

Hux: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR-

Emperor Palpatine: (shoves bagel into Hux's mouth)

Hux: (eats bagel) Wow, that was good.

Emperor Palpatine: Oh really? I'm gonna go eat one then.

Leia: So! Once he's done with his bagel I'm sure Emperor Paplpatine would be happy to go get you a new e-reader.

Hux: Really? Cool!

Leia: Just don't tell him it was my idea ok?

Hux: Got it!

Leia: (leaves room)

Scene 4: Emperor Palpatine, Hux and Darth Maul

Emperor Palpatine: (staring at rack after rack of expensive e-readers) This. Is. Torture. For. Some. Unspecified. Reason.

Hux: This is wonderful! It was so nice if you to offer to pay!

Emperor Palpatine: I DID NOT OFFER TO PAY.

Hux: You make me laugh! (laughs)

Palpatine: (seathing)

3 hours later...

Palpatine: (is broke)

Hux: (is happily continuing his lecture of the unicorn thing)

Darth Maul: (comes up beside them) What's up guys?

Palpatine: I'm broke because he forced me to buy him an expensive e-reader.

Darth Maul: Cool, by the way my birthday is coming up...

Palpatine: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

Ok! There we have it! Probably my longest chapter yet! I don't know! Writing the exempt from Hux's unicorn book was fun! The next chapter should be out soon! Or not! We'll see! Definitely by Sunday though! Have a nice day! ;)