YAY! Chapter 9! I'VE BEEN WAITING TO WRITE THIS FOR ONE WHOLE DAY! Sooo excited! FLUUUUUUFFFF!FLAP FLAP! Ok here we go!
Disclaimer: I am not Disney or Lucasfilms. Has this registered yet?
Scene 1: Leia, Darth Maul, Kylo and Hux
Leia, Kylo and Hux: (are balls of fluff)
Darth Maul: (walks in) Hi there guys! How did you get all that fluff to stick to you?
Leia: We became fluff balls over night. We didn't try.
Darth Maul: Cool! I wish I was a fluff ball...
Hux: No, you don't.
Darth Maul: Yes, I do.
Hux: I find it itchy. (rolls out of the room)
Kylo: (rolls out of the room)
Darth Maul: Ok then.
Leia: (rolls out of room)
Darth Maul: OK THEN.
Darth Maul: (Is rained on by tiny fluff balls falling from the ceiling.)
Tiny fluff balls: (squeal cause that's literally all they can do.)
Scene 2: Darth Vader, Darth Maul and do the tiny fluf balls count as characters?
Darth Vader: (is a fluff ball)
Darth Maul: (is not a fluff ball)
Darth Vader and Darth Maul: (are in seperate rooms)
Tiny fluff balls: (still squealing)
Darth Vader: (accidentally rolls into room where Darth Maul is)
Darth Maul: THIS IS INSANE! I WANT TO BE A FLUFF BALL AND I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO IS NOT A FLUFF BALL!
Darth Vader: ...
Darth Maul: ...
Darth Vader: Wanna go play in the attic?
Darth Maul: No. Duuuh.
Darth Vader: Are you sure?
Darth Maul: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess.
Darth Vader: Ok.
Darth Maul: Yeah...
Scene 3: Kylo and Hux.
Kylo: I'm bored.
Hux: NOTMEIAMNOWGOINGTOSPEAKINALLONEWORDIHOPEYOUDONTMINDTHANKYOU
Kylo: What now?
Hux: NOTMEIAMNOWGOINGTOSPEAKINALLONEWORDIHOPEYOUDONTMINDTHANKYOU
Kylo: (?.?)
Hux: whatever.
Kylo: Do you think we could merge and become one giant fluff ball?
Hux: Nope. Not happening.
Kylo: Awww, come on!
Kylo and Hux: (become humans again)
Hux: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!
Kylo: Awwwwwwww.
Hux: I'M SO EXCITED I'M HUMAIN AGAIN I'M GONNA GO TELL EVERYONE!
Kylo: You do that.
Hux: (goes to tell everyone)
Kylo: (sits down to think, ends up thinking about how he got 15 hours of sleep last night and promptly falls asleep)
Scene 4: Leia and Darth Vader
Leia: (is surfing the web for pictures of a majestic sea flap flap (more commonly known as a manta ray))
Leia: (finds a pictures of a majestic sea flap flap)
Leia: (smiles)
Darth Vader: (walks in) What's that?
Leia: I'm offended.
Darth Vader: (?.?)
Leia: HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A MAJESTIC SEA FLAP FLAP?!
Darth Vader: I am soooo confused.
Leia: It's a manta ray.
Darth Vader: Oh, you mean a sea pancake?
Leia: IT IS A MAJESTIC SEA FLAP FLAP AND THAT IS THAT DO NOT MESS UP THE ORDER OF THE COSMOS!
Darth Vader: Pansycake.
Leia: (?.?)
Scene 5: Kylo
Kylo: (wakes up because people are screaming majestic sea flap flap in the next room over.)
Kylo: (wonders what a majestic sea flap flap is)
Kylo: (decides he should go look it up)
Kylo: (devices that his previous decision was a bad one because the angry people have the computer)
Kylo: (disregards the fact that he may be walking to imenent death and decides to go look up what a majestic sea flap flap is)
Alright! There we have it! Fluffy majestic sea flap flaps forever! The next chapter should be posted tomorrow! Or on Saturday! I really have no idea! Thank you for reading! Have a nice day! ;D