Hi everyone! So sorry I didn't update sooner! Anyway this is my 10th chapter so that feels like an anniversary to me! So I tried to do something special! Please review!

Disclaimer: I am not Disney or Lucasfilms. Now do you believe me?

Scene 1: Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine (everyone)

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (are all sitting on a school bus headed to hell/school for the first (and last (they only go to school once per lifetime)) time)

Leia: Uuuugggghhhhh, I don't wanna be here!

Emperor Palatine: Duuh.

Darth Maul: We might learn something though!

Darth Vader: Oh reeeaaaally?

Darth Maul: Ya...

Darth Vader: No.

Darth Maul: Ok...

Han Solo: Why do we have to go to school?

Leia: I think it's just tradition...

Han: Well screw tradition!

Leia: Ya...

Scene 2: Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux, Emperor Palpatine and a teacher

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (are now all in a class room sitting at adorable little desks, talking loudly)

Teacher: Alright boys and girls listen up!

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (continue talking)

Teacher: EVERYONE LISTEN UP!

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (look quizzically at the teacher and then continue talking)

Teacher: OK ANYONE WHO DOESN'T LISTEN UP IS GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!

Luke, Han Solo, Darth Vader and Darth Maul: (continue talking)

Teacher: (sends Luke, Han Solo, Darth Vader and Darth Maul to the principal's office)

Kylo, Hux, Leia and Emepror Palpatine: (stare the teacher as if she's on fire)

Teacher: Alright! Let's get a few things straight! First of all if you have something to say to ME please raise your hand and wait to be called on.

Leia: What if we have something to say to our friends?

Teacher: Then don't say it.

Leia: But...

Teacher: Second, if you need to go to the bathroom or get a drink of water, raise your hand and ask ME, duuh.

Leia: This is boring.

Teacher: Do you want to be sent to the principal's office young lady?

Leia: I'm not a lady.

Teacher: That's enough out of you!

Teacher: Ok, now we're going to go around the room and everyone is going say their name and there favorite thing about their name. We'll start with me. My name is Ms. Teacher and love how creative my name is.

Kylo: My name is Kylo Ren and I like that my name exists. Don't ask.

Hux: My name is General Hux, and that's that.

Teacher: And what is your favorite thing about your name Hux?

Hux: GENERAL HUX. My favorite thing about my name is the GENERAL in it.

Teacher: Now Hux...

Hux: GENERAL.

Teacher: Whatever.

Hux: (seethes)

Leia: My name is Leia Organa, but you can call me GENERAL ORGANA.

Teacher: ...

Emperor Palpatine: I'm Emperor Plapatine, or Emperor, or Master. I like that my name imposes authority.

Teacher: Very well, Plapatine.

Emperor Plaptine: CALL. ME. EMPEROR. OR. MASTER.

Teacher: Go to the principal's office Emperor!

Emperor Plaptine: (stalks out of the class room)

Scene 3: Luke, Han Solo, Darth Vader, Darth Maul and the principal.

Luke, Han Solo, Darth Vader and Darth Maul: (are in the principal's office)

Principal: Let's see, it looks like all of you voluntarily disobeyed a teacher. As a result, you will spend your recess copying the dictionary.

Darth Maul: That's it. I'm leaving. Tradition officially sucks.

Darth Vader: Goodbye everyone, see you later.

Luke: Ya... Bye Mr. Principal!

Han Solo: (walks from room)

Luke, Darth Maul and Darth Vader: (walk from room)

Principal: (tries to run after them but trips on strategically placed stack of books)

Scene 4: Emperor Palpatine (world's shortest scene)

Emperor Palpatine: (wanders the hallways)

Emperor Palpatine: (finds an exit)

Emperor Palpatine: (leaves through exit (setting off the fire alarm))

Scene 5: Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (have all been chased from the school)

Leia, Luke, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Han Solo, Kylo, Hux and Emperor Palpatine: (are all stuffed into a single taxi, heading home)

Darth Maul: You where right Vader.

Darth Vader: (?.?)

Darth Maul: I didn't learn anything.

Darth Vader: Of course! I'm always right!

Darth Maul: Am I ever right?

Darth Vader: Sometimes.

Leia: You guys are so weird.

Han Solo: THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS CAB I AM SUFFOCATING THIS IS A RUNON SENTENCE AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS LALALALALALALALA HEEEELLLPPPPP!

Kylo: Whoa there!

Hux: ...

Emperor Palpatine: Does everyone agree that going school was an interesting experience?

Leia: PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT, HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH, PPPPPPFFFFTTT, HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIHI, PPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT HAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Yup. That's that. Leia may be insane for the next few chapters. Yup. Yep. Ya. Yup. LALALLALALALALALLALALALALALLALALALALLALALALALYUP. XD Anyway, I hope you liked this chapter. Please review. And have a nice day. :D