Helloooooooo! Chapter 11! Today I will express how insane I can be! Using the the method (drum roll) EXCESSIVELY FEED MY CHARACTERS SURGAR AND GIVE THEM SUGAR RUSHES! So there we have it, this chapter in short.
Disclaimer: I am not Disney or Lucasfilms. Hard to believe huh?
Scene 1: Leia
Leia: (goes to candy shop)
Leia: (buys half the candy in the shop)
Leia: (steals the rest because she has run out of money)
Leia: (goes home to feed everyone else the candy)
Scene 2: Leia, Han Solo, Emperor Palpatine, Kylo and Hux
Leia: (returns from her perilous quest to the candy shop)
Leia: HEY EVERYONE I HAVE CANDYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Han Solo: (comes in running) Candy?!
Leia: (lugs 10 giants sacks of candy into the room)
Han Solo: (attacks a bag of candy)
Leia: (decides that this is a good idea and attacks a bag of candy as well)
Kylo and Hux: (randomly stroll in)
Hux: What's up guys...?
Leia: (walks around room like a zombie) CAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY!
Hux: (backs away)
Han Solo: I HAVE A SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAARRRRRR RUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSHHHHH!?
Kylo: (to Hux) Look at all that candy...
Hux: Hmmmmmmm
Kylo: I AM UNSTOPPABLE!
Kylo: (jumps into open sack of candy, and, obviously, begins to devour it)
Hux: I may end up the only sane one...
Emperor Palpatine: Hey Hux! What's up with them?
Hux: They ate candy.
Emperor Palpatine: Where'd they get all that candy?
Hux: (shrugs)
Emperor Palpatine: Ya know...
Hux: What?
Emperor Palpatine: It does look kinda fun..
Hux: Don't even think about it.
Han: SUGARSUGARSUGARSUAGRSUGARSUGARSUGAR.
Leia: IWONDERWHENI'LLHAVEASUGARCRASH...
Han: YEAHMETOO...
Hux: What is this?
Leia: HOWCANYOUNOTUNDERSTANDTHIS?ISINTITCLEAR?
Hux: AAAAAHHHHH! Heeeeeeellllpppp!
Emperor Plaptine: OMGOMGOMGOMGCHOCOLATE.
Hux: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Emperor Plaptine: It is too late. (dives into bag of chocolate)
Hux: I am alone. (starts to sing depressing song)
Scene 3: Hux, Leia, Darth Vader and Darth Maul
Hux: (runs away to find Darth Vader)
Hux: (finds Vader)
Hux: DARTH VADER I NEED YOU EVERYONE IS EATING CANDY AND GETTING SUGAR RUSHESSSS AND I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Darth Vader: Do they have licorice?
Hux: Probably.
Darth Vader: (runs from room) OMGOMGOMGLICORICE!
Hux: (thinks: Maybe Darth Maul will have some self restraint?)
Hux: (goes to find Darth Maul in the hopes that he will have some self restraint)
Hux: (Finds Darth Maul) Hey there Maul! I NEEEED YOUR HELP BECAUSE I'M GOOOOONNNNNAAAAA DIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Darth Maul: (shrugs)
Hux: PPPLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Darth Maul: Why are you gonna die?
Hux: Because every one is eating suuuuuggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!
Darth Maul: (runs towards room with sugar in it) SUGARSUGARSUGARSUAGRSUGAR!
Hux: I have been abandoned. (Realizes that his friends never really liked him, that he was always alone in the world, that even Kylo couldn't stand him...(This is where I begin to question your sanity Hux. Kylo not liking you?! PPFFFFFFFTTTTTT. So yeah he's just depressed because he wants candy.)
Hux: (thinks: Hmmmm, I haven't had any sugar all day... I mean, why not?)
Hux: (runs to room with candy in it)
Hux: (finds that all the candy has been eaten, his friends have had sugar crashes (and are sleeping) and the room has been destroyed)
Hux: (sits down and cries)
Scene 4: Leia, Empeor Palpatine and Hux
Leia: (wakes up)
Leia: Oh hi Hux! What happened to the room?
Hux: Sugar happened to the room.
Leia: (?.?)
Hux: YOU GUYS ATE ALL THE CANDY AND NOW I CAN'T HAVE AAAAAAANNNNNNYYYY! (begins to cry (again))
Leia: (sighs) It's not like there's no more candy in the world.
Hux: Do you know where the nearest candy store is?
Leia: Uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm... I'm not sure I should te-
Hux: TELL ME. TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME.
Leia: Weeeellllllllll...
Hux: Oh, whatever. Google will know.
Leia: DID YOU JUST RANK ME BELOW A SEARCH ENGINE?!
Hux: (leaves room)
Leia: YOU BETTER NOT HAVE RANKED ME BELOW A SEARCH ENGINE! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE, IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE OR YOUR TEETH!
Hux: (is looooooonnnng gone)
Leia: (wakes up Emperor Palpatine) Hi, can I ask you a favor?
Emepror Palpatine: I don't do favors.
Leia: Eeerrrrrrrr...
Emperor Palpatine: What would I get out of it?
Leia: Well, you would get to capture Hux a-
Emperor Palpatine: Sure. I'll help you. (grins evilly)
CLIFFHANGER! Yup. So next time you'll get to see Hux either eat too much chocolate caramel or be captured by the unpitying Emperor. Oooorrrrrrrrrrrr I could do something completely different. Anyway please tell me (via pm or review) if I should continue this sugar thing next chapter or not. Thanks for reading. Have a nice day ;D
