Meanwhile, in the Kalos Region, Ash Ketchum won his sixth Pokemon League tournament while his girlfriend, Serena Gabena, became the Kalos Queen, a top-class performer. Oddly enough, Ash, Serena, and their friends Clemont and Bonnie were joined by a rock band consisting of Yamato Takaishi and Tai Kamiya. Matt and Tai named their band Tenacious Digimon, and they asked Serena to be their lead singer. Serena agreed, so they performed at a concert at Lumiose City the following day after checking in at the Pokecenter there. And now it was their time to perform at the show.
Matt: Just last night me and my brother-in-law Tai here were checking in at the local Pokemon Center. When all of a sudden, a bright shiny green ghost appeared out of nowhere and rushed out the front door. AND HE SAID,
The Flying Dutchman (scared): HOLY SHIT! That honey blonde girl Serena was seducing that raven-haired guy Ash into submission in her room!
Matt: Tai and I looked at each other, we said okay. And our assigned room was down the hall from what happened to be Serena's room, where Ash was shocked when he saw Serena undressed.
Matt and Tai (both singing): Just two thousand years ago, there was Queen Rin and Sir Aaron, who shared a destiny. But their love was short, for Sir Aaron gave his life to slay Ragnarath, that's destiny.
Matt: Serena was sexy as hell, and Ash was stunned. She dragged him into her room, and his screams were loud as a gun. Tai said to me,
Tai: What was that about?
Matt: AND I SAID, "Lucky Bastard."
Matt and Tai (both singing): OHOHOHOHOHO, ohoho, ohohoho.
Matt: Meanwhile Ash was undressed in Serena's room with her wanting to admit her feelings to him alright, AND SHE SAID,
Serena: Please don't let our love turn out into a tragedy like it was for Juliet, take me away into your arms. That's all I ask of you.
Tai played the opening guitar intro riff of Romeo & Cinderella.
Serena: I simply say good night to my mother. I hope that we will be able to dream of one another. I think it's time for all the grown-ups to go to bed.
Serena: Enchanting caramel that carries sweet illusions, my crossing legs that bring on sexual confusion. How farther will I able to let you go on this sinful night?
Serena: Screams of pain to take it easy, would you bite me gently, don't you dare forget that I'm not ready quite yet. It's because of my mom that I've been acting sweetly and nice to you.
Serena: All the things that I don't know, how they enchant me so, isn't that normal or at least how it should go? So be on your feelings and I'll let you in my heart. If only you knew this from the start.
Serena (happily singing): (giggles) I feel so in love just like Cinderella. I'll chase after you while wearing my glass shoes. I pray to god that this should come to a halt or the evil will come and leave us both at fault now. I have to escape just like Juliet did, please don't call me by that name we aren't the same. That's okay, I just want you to stay, but without you here what's for me to do so, If I cry would you be right here by my side?
Matt (confident): NOW THIS HERE IS QUITE A SONG!
Serena (sad): I try so hard to look older than my age. I wear mascara to conceal the fact that I'm in rage. I promise you, I'll be a good girl from now on.
Serena (blushing towards Ash): There is nothing that can stop me from the things that I do. I want some love so come please me you fool. How farther will we be able to cross the line?
Serena (sad): I know that this is true, I fell in love with you (referring to Ash), the pain is killing me as I scream out my pleas. I am not so sure if the other girls would like me much.
Ash (cheering with his hands up): GO SERENA!
Serena (happily singing towards Ash): I can see your hands reach out as I begin to pout, so I can see it clear, you really love me my dear. So take me far away so we make love Romeo, oh will you complete my fantasies?
Tai: Damn, that escalated quick!
Serena (happy): (giggles) So I'll run away like Cinderella, I'll scream my love for you, leaving only my glass shoe. I pray to god that you'll come searching for me, save me from all my dreams while away I flee. Well I'm sure that Cinderella was lying herself, it's not an accident, she left her shoe on purpose. I understand that she and I are the same, I just wanna be loved, so no more playing games, so look for me and you'll soon find what you seek.
Matt: Damn, that's as impressive as this!
Matt plays a badass guitar riff while Ash is invited on stage by Serena.
Serena (to Ash): I want you to take a look at what I've hidden in the corners of my heart. I tell you that it's complete and full of my dirty thoughts and all my needs and my wants.
Tai (to Serena): WTF are you talking about? (grumbles)
Serena (to Ash): I want you fill me up until I burst up forth and give into my desires. I am drawn into ectasy, oh please tell me what it could bring?
Tai (confused): Wha?
Serena (to Ash): (bursts in tears and hugs Ash) But if I lose you, I would not know what to do! My happiness seems to be stored in a box. I'll need to find the key so I can open the lock. I'm scared in pain, but I won't cry in vain. The thought of you hating me just couldn't be well!
Matt (angry at Tai): God dammit Tai!
Ash (to Serena): I'm not gonna hurt you, alright Serena?
Serena (to Ash): I'll stop my lies and be true to myself. So I'll stick to the facts so I dropped my golden axe, so if I kept lying too much like Cinderella, I'll meet the fate that she alone had to face. I'm really scared and no clue what to do, but should I end up just like her too? So before that happens would you come and rescue me? (kisses Ash on the lips)
Matt and Tai play the finishing riff of Romeo & Cinderella.
Matt and Tai (both singing): You gotta believe me, I wish you were there! This is the greatest song in the world, yeah! Beboobeeboobeeboobeebeebooo all right! All right! All right!
Matt (shouting): AAALLLLL RIIIIGHTY!
The crowd went wild and squealed in excitement as Zeke, Thundestroy, Stewie, and Brian slipped into the crowd.
Ash: That was a great show, Serena! (kisses Serena on the cheek)
Serena: Thank you too Ash! (kisses Ash on the lips)
Matt (to Tai): Does that remind you of T.K. and Kari kissing?
Tai (to Matt): Yep, now (pointing at Thundestroy) what is that thing anyway?
Zeke: Shit, Cole, our cover is blown!
Ash (to Zeke): I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle!
Thundestroy (to Ash): I oughta kick your ass.
Ash looks at his Pokedex
Ash's Pokedex: Thundestroy, the Thunder Mino. No data.
Ash: An Electric-Type huh? Go, Torterra!
Ash sent out his Torterra to challenge Thundestroy.
Torterra: Bring it on!
Thundestroy: Bolt Stream! (breathes out a stream of small lightning bolts, but it did not affect Ash's Torterra) Dammit! Another Earth monster?! I'm in the shit now!
Zeke: Well, that's crap.
Serena (happily): Ash, I love you so much!
Ash: Alright Serena, I'll prove my love with this! Torterra, use Earthquake!
Torterra: I hear ya, boss! Earthquake! (uses Earthquake. Highly effective on Thundestroy! Thundestroy fainted, but was revived by Clemont.
Zeke: Reminds me back at Empire City, when Alden Tate was on the loose. What the hell happened to you, Cole?
Clemont: Ground-type Pokemon are immune to Electric-type attacks.
Bonnie: (giggles) I think Electric Types are cute otherwise.
Stewie: Unless you're going up against another Electric, or a Grass or Dragon Pokemon though.
Zeke: Damn, that Ash dude sure had proven himself the Hero of Evolution.
Ash (shocked): I'm the Hero of Evolution?!
Thundestroy (to Ash): Long story. When you and your lackies are finished with everything, we will set sail for Water Island where Elderbear will give you some special monsters and I will explain the prophecy of the Hero of Evolution along the way.
Stewie (to Ash): I already took out the Team Rocket assholes who were on your tail. As it turns out Meowth was already afraid of Brian.
Brian (joking): Who knew that talking cats are afraid of talking dogs?
Everyone laughed at Brian's joke.
Zeke: When that James dude pulled out an RPG-7, Cole here pulled out an Alpha Blast and those Team Rocket suckers went KABAM! The looks on their faces were priceless.
Thundestroy: I bet they find themelves in a hellish spot. Anyways let's get to Water Island as soon as possible alright, we need to be ready when Ragnarath shows up, Sir Aaron.
The Flying Dutchman: Eh, can I come too?
Ash and company set the course for Water Island, searching for answers to why Ash Ketchum was the chosen Hero of Evolution. Thundestroy explained to Ash about a legend dipicting of Sir Aaron defeating Ragnarath. Oddly enough, a strange spaceship called the Aphelion landed on the cargo ship Ash and company was on and two intergalactic heroes Ratchet and his friend Clank disembarked only to realize that Ash was the chosen Hero of Evolution.
Ratchet: Clank, these guys may have what it takes to take on Ragnarath, but, one problem.
Thundestroy (to Ratchet): The Beast, Ragnarath, is the strongest and most evil Mino of all. None of us can do it alone without the help of my fellow Mino Guardians.
Clank: One Guardian up, five to go.