Meanwhile back at the Rocket Hideout in Celadon City...
Giovanni: Damn, Kimeramon's assassination attempt backfired. Apparently, Kimeramon went to Water Island too soon, and thus chose the wrong target there. Do you know what this means, Dr. Robotnik?
Dr. Eggman: Shit! The bastard Ash killed Kimeramon, not the other way around!
Diablomon (to Dr. Eggman): We Digimon are immortal because we never die, but instead we simply end up reformatted.
Dr. Eggman (to Diablomon): Goddammit, Diablomon, those bastards already revived five Guardians so far. If we can find a way to prevent Ash from rescuing the last Guardian, Infernova, Ragnarath will help us build Eggmanland.
The Giant Chicken: Perhaps I can help you with that. I wanted Quahog to be destroyed and everyone with it, but those shitheads Stewie and Brian escaped to New Marais.
Giovanni (to the Giant Chicken): Well, Ernest, I am picking up a Team Rocket distress signal on Fire Island. If you can rescue the Team Rocket members in distress, and stop Ash as well, you will be handsomely rewarded.
Eggman (to the Giant Chicken): Take my teleporter, it's the fastest route to Fire Island.
The Giant Chicken (to Giovanni): Consider it paid in advance. (takes teleporter to Fire Island)
Diablomon (to Dr. Eggman): Wasn't that how Kimeramon failed in the first place?
Giovanni: There may be a possibility for Ernest to succeed, but if he were to fail, Dr. Robotnik, then the deal is off.
Dr. Eggman (to Giovanni): In that case, Ernie, that bigass chicken friend of ours, will be our last good card.
While Ash and company sail for Fire Island he and his friends were discussing what they would be doing after they slew Ragnarath.
Tai: Hey, Matt, would Sora choose me or you as her husband?
Matt (to Tai): Whether she does choose me or you, we're gonna be uncles of the same child.
Kari: (looks down at her big belly) Yeah, T.K.'s baby is growing in there alright.
T.K.: (talking sweetly to Kari's tummy) Hey little guys, Daddy's here.
Kari (to T.K.): Quite a little kicker in there.
Ratchet (to Spongebob): I guess those two (referring to T.K. and Kari) are going to be good parents someday.
Spongebob (to Ratchet): We already know Kari is pregnant at this point.
Patrick: Kari's a girl?
Nefarious (to Patrick): No shit Sherlock!
Clank (to Nefarious): Judging by your choice to side with us rather than Eggman, I am sure that you would be able to accept a full pardon after already helping me, Ratchet and Qwark defeat the Loki Master back in Uzo City.
Nefarious: Of course I swear the blarg that I wanted to tear that bastard Kimeramon limb from limb so I can use the torn limbs to beat up his big, squishy carcass, so I consider Ash my friend.
Ash: Thanks for acknowlegding me Nefarious, so when this shit with Ragnarath is over with, (pulls out a small open box with a daimond ring in it) Serena, will you marry me?
Serena (excited): YES, YES, YES!
Zeke (confused): Damn, heard that from here.
Ash and company arrive at Fire Island, hoping to awaken Infernova, but something is wrong. Ernie the Giant Chicken by himself was already planning to attack Ash and company as they disembarked at Fire Island.
Thundestroy: Dammit, another assassin! Gird your loins guys, let's barbecue this chicken! Takeru-kun, get your pregnant wife to safety!
Angemon (to the Giant Chicken): I won't let you harm Kari! Hand of Fate! (fires off Hand of Fate at the Giant Chicken)
The Giant Chicken: Dammit, stuck in glass, damn particle beams!
Crocodon: I'll go break his wings! Epic Jaws! (crushes the Giant Chicken's wings with Epic Jaws)
The Giant Chicken (scared in pain): BAGAAAW!
Gravolith: Going up? Earth Pillar! (uses Earth Pillar to launch the Giant Chicken upward)
Angewoman: How dare this bird attack us! Mirakyo Arrow! (shoots the Giant Chicken)
Ernie the Giant Chicken coughed out blood, helpless as the Mirakyo Arrow that impaled him carried him to the Lavafields of Fire Island, where Jessie, James, and Meowth, find themselves stranded on a rock in the river of lava.
The Giant Chicken (gasping): Giovanni sent me to rescue you three shitheads... (plummets into the lava below after the Mirakyo Arrow disappears)
Mr. Treasure: YEEHAW! Eat dirt you bigass bitch bird! (referring to the Giant Chicken)
Meowth (to Jessie and James): Oh shit, that bigass chicken was sent to save us, but fell into the lava.
Jessie: Goddammit, could this be any worse?
James: Um guys, we have a problem.
Seviper and Koffing (both saying): They're here, fellow grubs.
Grubling Soldier: Surround them!
Jessie: Seviper, Koffing, what the hell are you doing you damn traitors?
Grubling Knight: They work for me now. Take these three shitheads into custody.
Ash and company meet the forces of the Grubling Knight in the Canyons of Fire Island.
Grubling Knight: Are you the Hero of Evolution?
Ash (to Grubling Knight): Yeah, I am.
Grubling Knight (to Ash): It appears we have an enemy in common.
Ash: (peers into a cage containing Jessie, James, and Meowth) Team Rocket!
Knuckles: Well, my attempt to persuade the Grubling Knight to help you, Hero of Evolution, was quite sucessful.
Sonic (to Knuckles): Well done pal.
Grubling Knight (to Ash): Let me tell you what. You already intercepted the Giant Chicken's rescue of these shitheads, (referring to Jessie, James, and Meowth) so my five Fire Stones are all yours, no questions asked.
Ash and company revive Infernova, and Infernova joins the fray.
Infernova: Well, looks like all my Guardian buddies are up already! Guess I'm the last piece.
Stratascend: Looks like the road to destroying Ragnarath for good is upon us then.
Thundestroy: Half as long, but twice as bright.
Infernova (to Ash): You must be Sir Aaron, huh? Thanks for helping us defeat Ragnarath then and now. Let's head over to the Blackened Rocks to finish this shit once and for all.
Solarath: Shit! The Hero of Evolution has revived all six Guardians! I better report this to those who made the deal with Ragnarath!
Solarath flew to Celadon City to report the bad news to Giovanni and Dr. Eggman.
Solarath: Are you the bastards who made the deal with Ragnarath himself?
Giovanni (to Solarath): Any news of the Team Rocket distress signal from Fire Island?
Solarath: Shit! The Hero of Evolution has already revived all six Guardian Minos!
Giovanni (to Dr. Eggman): You know what, Dr. Robotnik, my deal with you is off! Team Rocket is officially finished forever!
Dr. Eggman (to Giovanni): You're threatening to disband Team Rocket?! Must I do everything myself?
Giovanni: Solarath, take Dr. Robotnik, and go now, leave this region and never return!
Solarath and Dr. Eggman are banished from the Kanto Region by Giovanni, never to return, and as a result, Team Rocket has officially disbanded, and all paths converge on the Blackened Rocks. Will Ash and company save the world by preventing Dr. Eggman from reviving Ragnarath? Or will Eggman unleash Ragnarath and an era of mass destruction?