Ash and company confront Dr. Eggman at the Blackened Rocks.
Dr. Eggman: You're too late!
Ash (to Dr. Eggman): (holds the Lightbringer in both hands) You will not get away with this, Eggman!
Shadow (to Dr. Eggman): Yes, Doctor, you're going straight to hell!
Dr. Eggman: With all five of the Ragnarath Stones, Ragnarath will help me build Eggmanland.
Ash (to Dr. Eggman): You BASTARD!
Ragnarath (to Dr. Eggman): You served me well, pawn! Now you will die!
Dr. Eggman: Wha? Why me?! Oh no, gotta go! (flies away in terror)
Ragnarath: I HAVE RETURNED!
Stewie: That's it! We're all in a heap of f****** trouble!
Ragnarath: Yes you are f***** and you're shit out of luck. Now I am back and my c*** you will suck. This world will be mine, and you are first in line. You have brought me the Stones and now YOU ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
Thundestroy (to Ragnarath): Kessler told me about you. We ain't gonna let it happen!
Matt (to Ragnarath): You motherf*****, we challenge you to a rock-off!
Marceline: Give us one chance to rock your socks off!
Ragnarath (shocked): F***! (breathes out fire) F***! (breathes out fire) F***! (breathes out fire) F***! (breathes out fire) F***********! (breathes out fire) And so the Demon Code prevents me from delining a rock-off challenge, so what the hell are your terms, and what is the ca-a-a-a-atch?
Matt (to Ragnarath): If we win this, you'll have to take your sorry ass back to hell, and also you will have to pay all our rents.
Ragnarath: And what if I win?
Ratchet (to Ragnarath): Then you can take Qwark back to hell.
Nefarious (to Ratchet): Are you insane?
Shadow (to Nefarious): Trust me Nefarious, this is the only way.
Bonnie: (giggles) I don't get it.
Qwark (to Ragnarath): To be your little bitch!
Ragnarath: FINE! Let the rock-off begin! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (plays guitar riff)
Ragnarath: I'm the Beast and I love metal! (plays guitar riff)
Ragnarath: Check this riff, it's goddamn tasty! (plays the opening riff of the Devil Went to Georgia)
Ragnarath: Ragnarath opened up his case and said "I'll start this show" and a fire from his fingertips came lighting up his bow. And he pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss, and a band of demon dragons joined in and they sounded something LIKE THIS!
Aquarath, Gaiarath, Sylvarath, Solarath, and Magnerath play on their own instruments.
Ragnarath: I am the Devil, I can do what I want. Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt. I'm just assuming that you all have already lost! (plays guitar riff then flashes a bookcase full of women's underwear)
Ragnarath: I can't wait to take Qwark back to hell! I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel! I'll make him squeal like The Scarlet Pimpernel! (plays guitar riff while pretending to hump Qwark)
The thought of Ragnarath raping Qwark triggered Brian to puke so hard that Qwark intentionally aimed Brian's puking at Ragnarath, immediatedly stopping Ragnarath's jam.
Ragnarath: OH F***, I'M COVERED IN F****** PUKE! OH SHIT!
Brian: I think it's all gone. I think it's all gone. (pukes)
Sonic: Okay guys, let's finish what we started!
Clemont (shocked): There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpiece!
Finn (to Clemont): Listen to me.
Qwark: He is a villain that is neither robot nor squishy. (referring to Ragnarath)
Ratchet (to Qwark): GODDAMMIT QWARK! He's going to make you his sex slave. (referring to Ragnarath)
Spongebob (to Qwark): You're gonna gargle mayonaise!
Patrick (scared): No...
Marceline: Unless we bust a massive monster mammajam.
Clank (to Ratchet): Dude, we've been through so much shit.
Ash (to Serena): Rescued a princess with true love's kiss.
Serena (to Ash): (blushing) Oh, Ash!
Ash and Company (all singing): Now it's time to blow this sucker down! (referring to Ragnarath.)
Serena: I'm the number one princess in that whole wide world so make sure you know by heart how to treat me!
Matt (to Tai): Come on Tai, bring the thunder!
Serena: Got it! (Matt and Tai play the opening riff of World is Mine)
Serena (to Ash): Number one, you must notice how my hairstyle's different from how I look everyday. Number two, make sure that you look closely at my shoes, okay? Number three, meaning three words, I love you. You should listen when I open my mouth and speak to you. If you understand, then do something now about my open right hand!
Serena (to Ash): It's not like I'm being selfish and trying to bother you. I just want to let you know from the heart that I'm the best to you because I'm the number one princess in that whole wide world. You will notice me hey-hey, it's quite impossible to make me away.
Serena (to Ragnarath): Who do you think the hell I am? Now I want to eat something sweet right now. Right now you hear?
Matt: Come on Tai, let's fight his music (referring to Ragnarath) with OUR MUSIC!
Serena (to Ash): (squeals in excitement) Flaws? I think you mean adorable mistakes!
Serena (to Ragnarath): You weren't allowed to complain, okay, I'm saying, aren't you listening to what I'm saying? HEY!
Serena (to Ash): Oh, and also, a little pony that is white, that should be obvious, come and pick me up. If you get it now, kneel before me, take my hand and say "My Princess." It's not like I'm difficult or selfish or anything like that. However, you should know that it is okay to scold me every once in a while. In this world, a prince who truly loves me. About time you noticed hey-hey that both my hands are empty, but you are quite such a dense prince.
Serena (to Ragnarath): OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Serena (to Ash): Hurry up and notice me now.
Serena (to Ragnarath): HEY! It's obvious, that you still do not understand, do not understand AT AAAAAAALLLLLLL! (Tai plays guitar riff)
Serena (to Ash): Many, many strawberries on a shortcake.
Matt (to Tai): Come on Tai, now it's time to blow doors down.
Tai (to Matt): I hear you, Matthew, now it's time to blow doors down.
Matt: Light up the stage, now it's time for a showdown.
Tai (to Ragnarath): We'll bend you over and we'll take it to Brown Town.
Serena (to Ash): Using special eggs to make melting rich pudding!
Matt: Now we got to blow this sucker down! (referring to Ragnarath)
Serena (to Ash): Please don't think that I'm such as selfish brat.
Matt (to Tai): COME ON TAI, NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN!
Tai (to Ragnarath): WE'LL PILEDRIVE YA, PREPARE FOR A SMACKDOWN!
Serena (to Ragnarath): I can do it if I really want to. You'll regret whether it's now or later!
Nefarious (shocked): (plays violin riff sound)
Ash (to Ragnarath): Yo Antichrista, Ragnarath!
Omnimon: Fire Sword! (swings Fire Sword at Ragnarath)
Ash (to Ragnarath): We know your weakness, our rock it sauce!
Omnimon: Supreme Cannon! (Fires Supreme Cannon at Ragnarath)
Ash (to Ragnarath): We'll rock the casbah and blow your mind!
Omnimon: Fire Sword! (swings Fire Sword at Ragnarath)
Ash (to Ragnarath): We will defeat you, for all that's alive!
Omnimon: Supreme Cannon! (Fires Supreme Cannon at Ragnarath)
Ash (to Ragnarath): You hold the scepter, we hold the key! (flashes the Lightbringer)
Omnimon: Fire Sword! (swings Fire Sword at Ragnarath)
Ash (to Ragnarath): You are the Devil, we are the D!
Omnimon: Supreme Cannon! (Fires Supreme Cannon at Ragnarath)
Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, and Nefarious fire off their R.Y.N.O. VI Protosuits at Ragnarath while Ash and company repeatedly sing "We are the D." The Six Guardian Minos then all proceed to firing concentrated elemental lasers beams at Ragnarath while Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, and Nefarious unleash a Bio Force Gun blast upon Ragnarath.
Ragnarath (exausted): YOU GUYS ARE F****** LAME! COME ON QWARK, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME! TASTE EXTINCTION F*****!
Ash: NOOOOOO! (flings the Lightbringer, causing Ragnarath's horn to break off, then Ash hugs Serena from behind)
Ragnarath: OH F***! YOU BASTARDS BROKE MY F****** HORN! OH SHIT!
Ash (to Ragnarath): Go back to hell, where you shall remain, until you are complete again!
Ragnarath: NOOOOOOOOO! (ends up swallowed feet-first by a portal to Hell) F*** YOU ASH! AND F*** YOU KESSLER! I'LL GET YOU, HERO OF EVOLUTION! (portal to Hell closes)
Mr. Treasure: YEEHAW! Eat dirt you demon bitch from hell! (referring to Ragnarath)
As Ragnarath was banished to Hell, the Ragnarath Stones banished themselves from the Blackened Rocks, never again in mortal sight. Ragnarath's Five Generals decided to move on and Kessler reappeared to congradulate Ash and company for defeating Ragnarath.
Kessler (to Ash): Well done, Hero of Evolution, you have done what I could not. You saved humanity itself from extinction. Thank you for all mankind. (disappears)
Comic Book Guy: Worst prophecy ever!
Sandy (to Comic Book Guy): Would you get the hell out of here?
Zeke: Two things happened about this prophecy. It came, and it was f****** awesome!
Spongebob (to Zeke): Yeah, but if Mr. Krabs heard any of it, we would've ended up having to paint the Krusty Krab all night.
Ratchet: Well, that's another planet saved alright. Well, let's just give Nefarious the full pardon.
Nefarious: Well, I had enough running away from the law, so you guys can just bring proof of my good deeds anyway.
Serena (to Ash): Hey of course, because I'm your number one princess in that whole wide world. You kept quite a good eye on me, for if not we could've ended up where we don't know, but you hugged me from the back, it was so sudden haste.
Zephyr: We could've been dead anyway.
Cronk (to Zephyr): Was that Cloudles the little white horse Serena was talking about?
Cloudles (confused): Hrm?
Serena (to Ash): Hey, baby. (kisses Ash on the lips, causing Kari to squeal in excitement and Matt plays the finishing riff of World is Mine)