Mera's Journal

Chapter 3

Dearest Diary,

It is Wednesday the 3rd of February, and Punxsutawney Phil has indeed confirmed spring is definitely amongst us. And oh what a delight that will be. Goodbye cold and chilly, hello bright and sunny! Unfortunately, the bugs, bees and vermin will be back so word of warning to anyone in particular; not naming anyone here, who likes swinging outdoors hour after hour, yes Mr. Stoker, I'm talking about you.

Anyway, I heard word that the GOP debate is getting hotter and hotter with megalomaniac Trump and Texas-twang Cruz neck and neck, and old fogeys Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders and all that; oy, politics is a really big pain in my derriere.

Oh and I just heard some alarming news that a film sequel to that godawful BDSM film Fifty Shades of Gray is in development. I mean, what the hell Universal? Haven't you learned your lesson with those flops named Casper and The Flintstones? I assume the answer is no

Oh and one more thing; my darling niece Supergirl has come out this morning and informed us of her relationship with a Ms. Chelsea Leah Cunningham of Gotham City. My earnest congratulations to them both and best wishes on a wonderful and happy relationship

Oh, I wish I could continue to go on, but unfortunately I am late for a dinner appointment with my hubby at The Iceberg Lounge. Ta-ta!