Waluigi and Seiko enters a green lit laboratory that is filled with gizmos and crap like that. Seiko gazed at these unbelievable inventions as Waluigi seems to be looking for Professor E. Gadd. Suddenly the two heard a strange high pitch chuckled which made the two jumped. It was only E. Gadd.
E. Gadd: I see that you returned Waluigi. You even have a new friend.
Waluigi: She helped me catch some ghosts.
E. Gadd: Really. I suppose I can forgive you for stealing my prototype if you would so kindly stuff your hose into my containment. I can't wait to see what you have.
A strange box appear with a hole in the middle. Waluigi puts the nozzle of his vacuum in as the ghosts that were contained put into the storage. The vacuum was empty and light again as it made a ding sound.
E. Gadd: Hmm, from what I see, I never seen spirits like these before. Where did you find them?
Waluigi: At some haunted school in the woods.
Seiko: Its called Heavenly Host Elementary School.
E. Gadd: Interesting. A nice fellow I met that lost his arms told me about the school. I was going to get Luigi to go, but I got the help I need.
Waluigi: Nice fellow?
Seiko: With no arm? I thought I was weird.
E. Gadd: He's still recovering. You can meet him later.
Seiko: You sure got some neat stuff professor.
E. Gadd: Thank you kind spirit. Based on your glow, you seemed to be a kind spirit. Is that the reason why you weren't sucked in?
Seiko: No, I'm just helping Mr. Scrawny Limbs here in Ghost hunting and avoid being stuff in that vacuum.
Waluigi: Eh. She's pretty good.
E. Gadd: Genius idea Waluigi. Having a spiritual companion will help you find more ghosts.
Waluigi: Ah huh.
E. Gadd: Tell you what, I need you to help me find more spirits and I'll pay you if you do.
Waluigi: Oh boy!
Seiko: You're such a pig, oh wait, more like a piglet.
Waluigi: Wah! I need some a cash.
E. Gadd: Excellent! Now off with you!
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Waluigi and Seiko walked back to the school ready for action. It was as eerie it was before, but now its not so scary after being in the place once. Waluigi kicked the door of the school like a boss and Seiko really wanted to compliment it.
Seiko: Not even Yoshiki would do something as awesome as that. And he's the cool guy.
Waluigi: Wah. I'm a Waluigi. I'm a cool guy ya know. Who's Yoshiki?
Seiko: An old friend of mine. He's one of my few friends that died here when we sort of got into this mess.
Waluigi: Eh. Gonna suck him up anyways.
A voice: Nah brah, not happening.
Seiko and Waluigi: Eh.
Behind them was a blond man in a school uniform with a bored and confident face. He puts on some sunglasses and stood there like a boss. Seiko was shocked to see this guy as if she has known him.
Seiko: Kishinuma?
Yoshiki: I prefer to be called Broshiki when I'm bad ass.
Seiko: How did you live from that? I sense you death, but...
Yoshiki: My swag and the dark lord Pewdiepie has resurrected me.
Seiko: Eh.
Waluigi: Hey! I'm the only a cool guy here!
Yoshiki: Nah man. I'm the cool guy. Mah glasses said so.
Waluigi: Well I have a this.
Waluigi puts on some sunglasses and smoke a blunt. The plumber did some dances and Yoshiki just stood there looking bored.
Yoshiki: If you want to be the main character so badly, fine. I'll just hold back my swag a little longer.
Waluigi: Wah!
Seiko: And I thought I was the weird one.
Waluigi: Let's a hunt some ghosts.
The three then headed deep into the halls of the school. As they are walking, Seiko seems to be slowing down for a bit. Yoshiki and Waluigi looked concerned about her.
Waluigi: Wah! What's wrong now?
Seiko: My butt.
Waluigi: Your butt.
Seiko: Its really dry. Got any cream?
Yoshiki: Your dead. You don't need cream.
Seiko: Even after death, I need to keep my ass moist.
Waluigi: Where are we going to find a that?
Seiko: Maybe at the restroom where I died.
Waluigi: Let's a go.
Yoshiki: You're a sick dead girl and you know it.
Seiko: Whatever bro.
As the group went to the restroom, they are stopped by Yoshikazu, a giant zombie like monster. The zombie approached to the group as Yoshiki got out some guns and started shooting it.
Waluigi tries to find something to suck in and shoot with his vacuum. It did very little to stop the thing. Seiko stole Yoshiki's rocket launcher and shot at the zombie. The thing was meant to be a second to last boss and these characters are only level 2.
Waluigi: I got an idea, but do you have some explosives?
Yoshiki: Yeah, what for?
Waluigi: Waluigi time!
Waluigi jumps and landed on Yoshiki's arm which the man held him like a rocket launcher. He shove some explosives into Waluigi's butt and aims at Yoshikazu. Waluigi then cried a battle cry.
Waluigi: WALUIGI LAUNCHER!
Seiko: The heck?
Waluigi launches himself at the zombie like thing and pushes the beast into a wall. Waluigi starts kicking the zombie, but ended up being grabbed by the leg. The zombie thing was about to crush the plumber to death with a throw, but didn't for some reason.
There was a hole on the zombie's head and Yoshikazu was no more. Waluigi fell onto the ground and the zombie's dead corpse fell onto him. Turns out that Yoshiki used a sniper rifle to noscope that zombie.
Waluigi: I did it!
Yoshiki: Lol, whatever bro.
Waluigi saw the spirit of the zombie leaving, but the plumber used this chance to suck the spirit into his vacuum. Waluigi shine a light at the ghost and begin the sucking until the ghost was contained. Waluigi took off his hat and wiped the sweat off his face.
Seiko: Wow, it was too weird, but so cool at the same time! I used a real life rocket launcher! Kishinuma-kun, where did you get those guns?
Yoshiki: Walmart and I thought I told you to call me Broshiki.
Seiko: Don't feel like it.
Waluigi: I got a ghost. Now off to the restroom for your ass.
A random spirit: You mean this restroom?
The group was surprised to see a gentleman like spirit that was holding a tube of cream. He made a bow and tipped his hat as a greeting.
The ghost: My dear Seiko, I see that the rumors are true. You died.
Seiko: Hey, I know you! And have you been using my, I mean, Naomi's cream?
The Ghost: Yes I am and you should remember me as... (Waluigi sucks the ghost in) Wah!
The cream dropped and Seiko retrieved it. Yoshiki just made a face palmed for how absurd this is. Waluigi did a small dance to celebrate his recent capture.
Seiko: Thank you! Now I can butter up my pooper.
Yoshiki: Is this what you're interested to do in your spare time?
Seiko: Why yes Kishinuma-kun.
Yoshiki: The Dark Lord Pewdiepie was right about you and its Broshiki for crying out loud!
Waluigi: What are you waiting for? Your ass needs you.
Seiko: Oh, I forgot.
Seiko made her way to the restroom and starts to butter up her pooper. From the cosmos beyond this universe, the Dark Lord Pewdiepie watched all of this is happening and has his jaw dropped. The concept of buttering up your pooper was beyond the gamer as he starts to laugh and falls off his chair.
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END OF CHAPTER 2!