Star walked into the bathroom, saw something that made her scream and return to Marco, who just woke up. "Marco, I saw something horrifying: I saw your mother...shaving her legs!"
"Well, female humans do have to shave once in a while once they start growing hair." Marco explained. "Male humans aren't the only ones who grow hair everywhere."
"They're not?!"
"No."
Star stood completely silent before lowering her head and stating, "My entire view of humanity has been turned upside down."