Waluigi and the gang got up and venture more into the haunted school. His vacuum can only fit some more ghosts before it gets full since he and Yoshiki were too busy sucking up the mist from their weed. Waluigi tried to look sharp and point his vacuum whenever he hears a sound.
Seiko tried to sense any nearby spirit, but it seems to be more difficult since Waluigi's frenzy during the first chapter. She started to look bored since nothing is happening, especially since she is very familiar of where she is going since she has been walking through these halls for a while.
Yoshiki looked around in his sunglasses, thinking that he will find something despite the logic. His only guide is the power of his swag and MLG skills. It seem to be his only purpose in this team fo ghost hunters.
Waluigi: Ah come on! I see a nothing!
Seiko: I'm bored.
Yoshiki: Lol.
Waluigi: How about we take a break in this room? It could have something.
Seiko: Hmm. Sure, why not? There might be a ghost here.
Waluigi: Please tell me that its not a joke again.
Seiko: Hey, I swear my life on it.
Waluigi: I'm starting to lose confidence in you.
They entered the room and it seems to be the nurse's room. It looked very decayed as the whole room was a mess. Waluigi confidently went in while Seiko got in with an uneasy feeling. Yoshiki is being himself of not giving a f***.
Waluigi: This looks stupid.
Seiko: I remember sleeping here wit Naomi. Good times.
Waluigi: You keep on talking about Naomi. Who the f*** is Naomi?
Seiko: A dear friend of mine with a nice ass.
Waluigi: Do you have a thinking for a butts?
Seiko: Of course I do!
Waluigi: Me too.
Seiko: Oh do tell.
Yoshiki: Will you guy stop talking about butts?! Its killing my mojo!
Waluigi: Shut up!
A voice: Swiggity Swooty. I am coming for the booty.
Seiko: What was that?
Waluigi: Waluigi Time!
Yoshiki: Your talk of asses must of conjure up the spirit of Sachiko's mother, Yoshi.
Waluigi: That ain't a Yoshi. Its not even a dinosaur.
Yoshiki: That's actually her name.
Waluigi: This place doesn't make any sense sometimes!
The spirit of Sachiko's mother appear in from of them. Her neck was crack as she was when she died and her skin was gray and decaying. Waluigi gleefully gets ready for battle as he shines his light at the spirit, but something popped up that surprised him.
Another spirit stood in front of Waluigi made him miss and fall on his back. Appear a ghost that looks like a pile of flesh trying to stand up crawled slowly to Waluigi. Seiko was surprised of who it is. It's Mayu!
Mayu: Shig-ni!
Seiko: Hey Suzumoto. I know where Morishige is. Just be a good girl and be captured by the creepy Italian man and you get to see him again.
Waluigi: That is so uncalled for!
Seiko: Eh, that's how I feel about you.
Mayu: Shig-ni!
Mayu continued to crawl onto Waluigi making the plumber unable to grab the nozzle of his vacuum. Yoshi is getting closer as Waluigi is getting rekt. Yoshiki decides to intervene by taking out his pistol and shooting them.
How does that work is beyond me? My guess is the power of MLG. That has to be the most logical reason!
Yoshiki: Yeah b****! Get rekt.
Yoshi: Swiggity Swooty! I am coming for the booty!
Seiko kicked the ghost's ass from behind and grabbed the flesh pile ghost of Mayu and threw here at Yoshi. Yoshiki just stood there not being impressed since he got it all under control, but Seiko sort of got in the way.
Seiko: Only I get the booty!
Yoshiki: What's with you and butts?
Seiko: I like butts.
Waluigi: Now its Double Waluigi Time!
Waluigi flashes his light at the two spirits and begin sucking them. The plumber struggled to contain the said spirits as he had problems holding onto him. Yoshiki passed Seiko a gun and the two shot at the captured souls to weaken them. Eventually they do get contained by the Waluigi gang.
Waluigi: Waluigi number 1!
The vacuum started to beep as if its full.
Waluigi: Time to go back to the professor's hide out. Gotta empty this a junk.
Seiko: You know, there is something I want to ask you. How is Double Waluigi Time different from Waluigi Time?
Waluigi: Its like a Waluigi Time, but twice as a much!
Seiko: Whatever helps you sleep.
The gang retreated as Sachiko from the shadows was shocked at what she saw. They captured her mother. The ghost looked at the gang at pue rage, wishing them a hard and painful death.
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At Professor E. Gadd's, Waluigi emptied the vacuum in a canister from the lab as E. Gadd was happy that Waluigi did his job. Seiko was too busy looking at the variety of spirits in E. Gadd's collection. Yoshiki just eat ice creme.
E. Gadd: Wowsers, you did a fine job. I suppose I can pay you, but my computer says that there are more spirits.
Waluigi: Aw come on!
E. Gadd: I'll double the payment if you go in and get the rest of the ghosts and I'll let you keep my prototype of the Poltergeist 5000.
Waluigi: That's the spirit.
E. Gadd: I take that back, I'll triple the payment since you help me discover something interesting. I call it, Spiritual Love.
Waluigi: Huh.
E. Gadd: Come and see.
Waluigi and E. Gadd went to where Seiko is who is amazed at what she saw. Walugi seemed to have a bad feeling about this.
Seiko: Hey Waluigi, check this out. Looks like Mayu and Morishige are a couple and are doing it. Its so gross and cute.
Waluigi looked through the window and saw a ghost boy doing it with the ghost that he captured earlier. Waluigi was disturbed about the fact that a ghost wants to kiss another ghost that looks like a pile of disgusting flesh. He thought his brother Wario is nasty.
Seiko was busy laughing about the fact that the shipping is real while recording this with ghost phone because she can have that phone. E. Gadd was amazing, recorded and took notes of this. Yoshiki is still eating ice cream somewhere in the lab.
E. Gadd: I wonder if these spirits can reproduce.
Waluigi: Oh no.
Seiko: After all these years, its happening!
Waluigi: Come on! We got some ghost hunting to do.
E. Gadd: Oh before you go, I have a friend who would like to come with you.
Waluigi: Eh.
Suddenly there were some thumping sounds. It was as if Optimus Prime has entered the room as metal grind and the sound of fear come closer with every step. Waluigi and Seiko stare at what's to come and is shocked to see who the person really is.
Its Satoshi with robotic arms. We all thought he was dead in the anime, but he survived in this story with new advanced metal arms. Satoshi not only got that upgrade, but he looked a bit different too. He wore sunglasses, a cap with the MLG logo, and has more swag than before.
Satoshi in a MLG monotone voice: It is I, Superior Satoshi. No longer the bland hero, but now I am a MLG hero!
Seiko: What's up with being MLG? It sounds more silly than cool.
Waluigi: Says the girl who love butts.
Seiko: You love them too.
Waluigi: I at least have self control.
E. Gadd: Remember the friend that I mentioned that lost his arms, that's him.
Satoshi: Hey Satonaka, its good to see you again.
Seiko: You really changed Satoshi. Say, I was wondering...
Satoshi: Naomi and Ayumi are fine. Though they probably missed us already.
Waluigi: I don't get your back story nor that I care.
Seiko: Fine, let's get back to ghost hunting then.
Yoshiki from afar: MY MLG SENSES ARE TINGLING! SATOSHI YOU BASTARD! YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MEH!
Satoshi: Shut the f*** up.
Seiko: Whoa. I never see you like this before.
Satoshi: Having cool robotic arms makes you act like that.
...
Sachiko: Now I'm begging you, please help me get rid of these people.
Yuki: Nah.
Sachiko: Please!
Yuki: Us being trapped here while going insane at the same time here isn't enough for you.
Naho: Your only whining because they got your mommy.
Tokiko: Gurgle.
Sachiko: You guys are mean!
Yuki: Don't you think your being hypocritical?
Sachiko: Meany!
Sachiko left crying while the three ghost still don't give a f***. However they sense them entering the school again with another energy signature from a fourth person. They just continued their daily activities.
...
Seiko: Hmm, I can sense a spirit coming by. Probably since we have more people. But then again...
Waluigi: More ghost busting, less talking.
Satoshi: You do realize that what she has to say might be important.
Yoshiki: Your face is important.
Satoshi: Just because I got more swag than you doesn't mean that you get to be jelly.
Yoshiki: Your swag is made in a lab and is a lie.
Seiko: Guys! I think I spot a ghost!
The four looked and saw a ghost of a little girl that everyone, but Waluigi seemed familiar with. Seiko looked a bit uneasy while the rest of the gang are just whatever. The ghost got closer and the moment she laid her only eye on Satoshi, she said...
Yuka: Oni-chan.
Satoshi: Oh its you again.
Yuka: I'm so lonely.
Satoshi: I'm here now, Yuka. How's the after life?
Yuka: It hurts.
Satoshi: I know it "sucks".
Satoshi's robotic arms transformed into some giant cannons and shot at his little sister. Yuka was weaken from the blast while Waluigi used this chance to capture Yuka. The plumber then suck the ghost into the vacuum. The gang then saw that Satoshi literally made a hole in the school.
Yoshiki: Ha, I get it. "Suck".
Seiko: I thought that this would be an emotional moment.
Satoshi: When we are done here, I have some catching up to do. This was one of the only ways to get Yuka out of this god-forsaken place.
Waluigi: I did it!
Seiko: Yes you did.
The gang continued venturing through the halls with no surprises since the place started to look boring. I mean, if you think about it, its just broken school at night and venturing around this place for too long would sort of lose its fear factor if there is nothing that can harm you.
Waluigi: Wah.
Seiko: The last few will be deadly. I heard of what they might be capable of.
Yoshiki: All I need to do is shoot them, Waluigi to suck them, you do whatever you do and Satoshi to back off and be the bland protagonist that he is.
Satoshi: See, jelly.
Yoshiki: Who even says that?
Waluigi: Shut a up! I hear something.
The gang slowly walked to a room that was filled with a lot of pounding and screaming. The four stood by the edges of the doors until Waluigi kicked the door with everyone arming themselves with their weapon of chose.
Yoshiki with some guns, Waluigi with his vacuum, Satoshi with his robot arms converted into cannons and Seiko with some cream that was used for her pooper. They barged right in only to be disappointed at what they saw. It was just Naho, Yuki, and Tokiko playing Super Smash Bros. Wii U.
Seiko: You have that the whole time!
Naho: Ahh! Nobody asked!
Waluigi: Wow, you guys "suck" a lot.
Yoshiki: Its not funny the second time.
Yuki: I get it.
Tokiko: Gurgle.
Yuki: Why do you have to be so rude?
Waluigi: I'm a gonna suck you.
Naho: Oh no you don't.
Naho barf out some lasers while Yoshiki shoots at the ghost. Yuki slaps Waluigi while Tokiko kicks Satoshi in the groin. Seiko grabs the two kids and threw them at the side. Satoshi was surpised to see Seiko being that strong.
Seiko: That's for not inviting me for your game night.
Waluigi proceeds to suck up the two ghost children, but Naho fired her mad laser and set the two spirits free. Yoshiki proceeds to shoot the ghost even if it makes no sense cause swag, but Naho dodged because no one thought about doing that.
Satoshi used his arm cannons, but only destroyed the whole room, but not the spirits. Seiko decides to use some random karate move that she learned from a movie and it surprisingly worked.
She ended up beating the shit out of the three ghost students and Waluigi flashes a light at them. Waluigi proceeds to suck them up and with that this action scene is over.
Waluigi: Wah.
Satoshi: Damn it girl, you get all the glory.
Seiko: Years of watching kung fu movies paid off.
Yoshiki: F***ing movies.
Seiko: There is only one ghost left in the school and that is...
Sachiko: That is SACHIKO-CHAN!
Waluigi and friends: Oh f***!
The gang were surprised to see Sachiko finally appear in the flesh or just herself. She's dead so that means she has no flesh. The gang got out whatever they had for the final battle for the final ghost in this final chapter.
Yoshiki shoots at Sachiko and she took 365 damage.
Satoshi used arm cannons, Sachiko got hit twice with the damage of 145 and 178.
Waluigi kicked Sachiko and missed.
Seiko grabbed Waluigi and used the Waluigi Launcher.
Waluigi: WALUIGI LAUNCHER!
Sachiko: The f***.
Sachiko lost 1987 damage.
Sachiko used 2spooky4me and everyone's HP is reduced to 1.
Satoshi: Oh s***, we're screwed!
Seiko: Wait I have an idea.
Waluigi: Eh.
Seiko: Kishinuma-kun, do you so happen to have an evoker?
Yoshiki: I keep spares around.
Waluigi: Got one for me? I need to be the main character.
Yoshiki: Fine!
Yoshiki hands the two evokers and they point it at themselves. Sachiko was confused at what she is seeing right now.
Sachiko: I see, you lost all hope so you want to end it once and for all. And Seiko, aren't you dead already?
Seiko and Waluigi shot their evokers: PERSONA!
A voice: I am thou... Thou art I... From the sea of thy soul, I come...
Waluigi: Wario!
Seiko: Naomi!
Suddenly two figures appear behind the two. One was a fat Italian man in a yellow and purple overalls. Another is a high school girl with short brown hair and wears the same school uniform as Seiko.
Waluigi: Wario, my bro, I need you to rekt that son of a b****. You did a owe for that time you ruined my date with a Wii Fit Trainer.
Wario: Whatever.
Wario took a bite of garlic and turned into Wario-man. The brother then went up to Sachiko and beat up the girl. While this is happening, Seiko is having a short reunion with Naomi.
Naomi: No. I'm here again and is that you Kishinuma-kun and Mochida?
Seiko: Naomi. Calm down, I just need your booty.
Naomi: Seiko. Its you.
Seiko: Oh Naomi, I miss you too.
Naomi in tears: SEIKO!
The two hugged each other while Satoshi and Yoshiki just stared at the two and just backed off. The two girls stopped hugging and got to the point.
Seiko: Like I said, I need your butt.
Naomi: Eh.
Seiko grabbed Naomi and threw her at Sachiko. Naomi was surprised with what is going on as it shifted from a dramatic moment to a really stupid antic.
As Sachiko finally kicked Wario in the balls, the ghost girl witness Naomi falling onto her. Seiko called this move...
Seiko: NAOMI BOMBER!
The last thing Sachiko saw was the ass of the girl. Seiko finally achieved something that would satisfy her love of butts. I know that I keep talking about that and how vulgar it is, but I could not stop laughing at that scene in the game. Especially when Pewdiepie played Corpse Party, it was hilarious.
Waluigi flashes his light at a weaken Sachiko and prepares to suck her with the vacuum. Sachiko was strong enough to try to resist, but Waluigi kept trying. His new friends were at his side along with Naomi and his brother.
As the gang struggled to constraint Sachiko, the ghost girl slowly became weaker until she gave up. The girl in red was no more as she was sucked into the vacuum. Everyone fell onto the ground and saw stars. Waluigi then recovered and got up to cheer that he got the final boss.
Waluigi: Wah ha ha ha!
Seiko: I guess that's it. You got every ghost, but me.
Waluigi: I'm a gonna go collect my cash. What will you guys do next?
Seiko looking at Naomi: Well I found my own haunted house that I can stay at, if you know what I mean.
Naomi: I guess that I should be glad to see Seiko back.
Satoshi: I will go get Yuka in E. Gadd's lab and take her home so that we may live a normal life.
Yoshiki: In your state, I find that impossible.
Satoshi: Not with that attitude.
Yoshiki: Whatever, I'll go where my heart tells me.
With that, Yoshiki flew into the stars to find his own path. Everyone then went on their separate ways from then on.
Waluigi got his award and got a mansion since E. Gadd also had a coupon for it.
The ghost of Seiko haunts Naomi, but the girl didn't mind.
Satoshi reunited with his little ghost sister Yuka and went back home where he will be a regular high school student with robotic arms.
Yoshiki is somewhere beyond the universe, finding purpose in life.
E. Gadd just found another discovery about ghosts.
Luigi was glad that he didn't get involve with this school.
I know this seemed rushed, but they all lived happily ever after. The End.
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Notes: Thank you all for the support if you read this far. Also as I mentioned before, sorry for the constant butt jokes with Seiko. I just really find the "Butter Up My Pooper" joke extremely funny.